Bruh, it’s not even up for debate when it comes to Halloween.
Zombie: I fully respect Carpenter’s vision. Having said that, fuck not exploring Michael’s motivation even if that’s how Carpenter wanted it!
Fans: Wait, what?!
Zombie: Yeah, Michael went psycho because people were mean to him, and only his mom tried to look out for him.
Fans: That just alters him into Jason Voorhees 2.0
Zombie: …no, no, err, well I’ll get more original with my sequel! Ooh, I know, I’ll make Laurie and Loomis completely unlikable! That’s never been done before!
Fans: There’s probably a reason that’s never been done before.
Zombie: Bah, what do you know. I’m sure my two films will be looked back at fondly and not so despised that people scream in joy when Jamie Lee Curtis returns to try to restore this series’ good name.