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[DMczaf]

ahhhhhh!

 

[Joe]

conan use to show these all the time.

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

BAH, NO ONE SACKS JESUS. NO ONE. That kid is going to burn in hell for his sins.

Jesus has been sackrificed?

 

[DMczaf]

BAH, NO ONE SACKS JESUS. NO ONE. That kid is going to hell for his sins.

Jesus is a punk! Stop teasing the kids!

 

[Joe]

YOUR ASS GOT SACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKED

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

YOUR ASS GOT SACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKR

YOUR ASS GOT SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKRIFICED

 

[DMczaf]

So wrong...

 

[Mermandala]

"Bend it Like Bethlehem!" I love that pun.

 

[yoshifumi]

hahahaha i'm totally buying a bunch of these

 

[MetatronM]

I saw the soccer one in the Ghibli Museum on Tuesday in the Pixar Exhibit (it was a room designed to look like an animator's work area so it had a lot of weird shit), and the Jesus playing soccer statue was there. And I said "holy shit, why is the Jesus statue from Conan here in the Ghibli Museum?!"

Good times.

 

[Blackace]

Jesus is a punk! Stop teasing the kids!

Everyone knows Jesus uses a turn around jumpshot.... Man these guys are way off base!

 

[DarienA]

Everyone knows Jesus uses a turn around jumpshot.... Man these guys are way off base!

Serious.. . no way would Jesus shoot a fadeaway....

 

[lilraylewis]

Between the pictures and the comments this is one of the funniest threads I've seen in a while.

 

[Desperado]

I thought it said tickled. =/

 

[Blackace]

Serious.. . no way would Jesus shoot a fadeaway....

what are you talking about? The "Christ shake" is one of the most famous moves in all of basketball history... pefected after his resurrection Jesus would punish the opposing teams with heavenly footwork and a righteously accurate turn around jump shoot...

if you don't believe me, ask Joseph Smith about it...

 

[DarienA]

what are you talking about? The "Christ shake" is one of the most famous moves in all of basketball history... pefected after his resurrection Jesus would punish the opposing teams with heavenly footwork and a righteously accurate turn around jump shoot...

if you don't believe me, ask Joseph Smith about it...

I was always under the impression that Jesus was more of a 3 point shooter... I thought he preferred to rain down on em.... although when I think about it he does have that monster cross-over... he made it look like he was going one way(death) and turn around and went the other way(life).

 

[signet]

"Good block, now hit her in the jaw!"

 

[shoplifter]

We all know that he can't hit a damn curveball though.

 

[mrmyth]

I was always under the impression that Jesus was more of a 3 point shooter... I thought he preferred to rain down on em.... although when I think about it he does have that monster cross-over... he made it look like he was going one way(death) and turn around and went the other way(life).

I heard Jesus can dunk from halfcourt, what with that awesome 'hang' time.



And thus I earned passage under the bus to hell.....

 

[DarienA]

I heard Jesus can dunk from halfcourt, what with that awesome 'hang' time.



And thus I earned passage under the bus to hell.....

LOL... brilliant!

 

[IAmtheFMan]

I liked the ones that Conan made.

Look! It's Jesus on the Mechanical Bull!