My predictions: Fury Road wins everything, like it deserves
Best Picture: Its not an accident this film has ran the board on all the critic top films of the year list. Its a cinematic masterpiece, plain and simple, and with the absence of Carol in the line-up, its miles ahead of the competitoin.
Best Director: You wanna talk about hard to make movies, lets talk about Fury Road. George Miller has been trying to get this movie made for 15 fuckin' years. They filmed thousands of hours of footage in the crazy hot desert, mobilizing and choreographing hundreds of vehicles and people, molding the performances, the dialog, the world design, storyboarding every scene. How could anyone not pick George Miller at the ripe age of 70 for his magnum opus?
Best Actor: Because fuck The Revenant
Best Actress: Charlize Thereon gives such a physical, lived-in performance, but so much of it happens in her eyes. THe way she looks away when Max denies her invite, the way she looks at those girls after the truck's been stolen, the look as she tries to do the signing of her clan, as if remembering an old friend.
Best Sup. Actor: if Theron is the real protagonist, Nux is the heart and soul fo the movie, the one with the most uplifting character arc, who transforms cultist enthusiasm into righteous, romantic fury.
Best Sup. Actress: Abby Lee for her delivery of "Schlanger"
Best Adapted Screenplay: This movie is underrated in this department. Not just for its muscular economy of storytelling, but how instantly iconic many of its lines of dialog already are. The Warboys in particular give us a sense of a culture and a world that existed well before the cameras rolled.
Best Ori. Screenplay: Even though its a sequel to an old 80s franchise, its the most strikingly original thing released all year. Isn't that what this award is for?
Best Cinematography: Because nobody needs 3 consecutive Oscars, and John Seale, coming out of retirement, does fantastic work on Fury Road. The things they did with teal and orange like nobody ever thought to use that combination.
Best Animated Feature: It certainly has the spirit and visual ingenuity of an animated feature!
Best Documentary: The world of Fury Road feels so weird, yet so fully-realized, that you could probably confuse it for a documentary of an actual place.
Best Film Editing: C'mon, this is a shoo-in. Margaret Sixel took 4500 hours of footage and created the kind of action movie that will be taught in film schools for decades. The sense of choreography, continuity, coherence, its unbelievable. If she doesn't get this, the Academy is filled with fuckin' blind fools.
Best Original Song: "Brothers in Arms" is an original song, made exclusively for Fury Road, and it never fails to get me hype.
Best Original Score: Junkie XL's contribution to Fury Road is like the greatest Hans Zimmer score he never/couldn't do.
Best Costume design: LOOK AT THE COSTUMES
Best Make-Up and Hairstyling: Immortan Joe alone should take this shit.
Best Production Design: Did you see the Citadel?
Sound Editing: Fuck the Revenant
Sound Mixing: ^
Visual Effects: No other movie this year so deftly combined CG with good ol' fashioned stuntwork than Fury Road
Best Short Film, Live Action: The intro to Fury Road is a story in itself. Capture, escape, recapture. This is the world of Mad Max Fury Road.
Best Short film, Animated: I mean, ditto
Best Documentary, short subject: Again, the intro, this place really exists
Best Foreign Film: In other countries, Fury Road is translated into foreign languages, so that counts. Plus, it looks like it came from another world, and it was made in Australia, really. What else do you need?