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[Boke1879]

"black people saved NASA and white people saved jazz"

LMAO

LMAO

 

[SDBurton]

LOL

 

[Technosteve]

Why is jeff up in the cheap seats?

 

[Lan Dong Mik]

Kimmel is pretty good

 

[shwimpy]

hahaah

 

[TheFlow]

Kimmel is the most savage host

 

[TheSkullPrince]

Kimmel going John Wick on these fools.

 

[- J - D -]

Goddamn shots at Damon so good.

 

[MThanded]

"you didn't watch it"

damn

 

[golem]

No opening skit? Low budget oscars confirmed.

I think the producers said Kimmel would only sign on if he didnt have to do a skit. Good on him

 

[Grexeno]

"You didn't watch it, did you?"

 

[Button]

Suddenly everyone loves Kimmel. Well I always liked him!

 

[Icolin]

Kimmel killin it now

 

[TheAbsolution]

If you want a stream with commentary, DoubleToasted is streaming it for free here, https://doubletoasted.com/show/free-show-double-toasted-oscar-special-530-pm-cst/

 

[Bobby Roberts]

That happy ending joke was a slow roller, apparently.

 

[Not]

"black people saved NASA and white people saved jazz"

LMAO

AHAAHAAAA

Wow could Kimmel be one of the best Oscar hosts

Surprise

 

[thecouncil]

"you didn't watch it"

damn

"You didn't watch it, did you?"

What'd he say before? I missed it.

 

[SkywardBeam]

He was in a movie nominated for best picture.

Yeah, sorry about that. Didn't even know that movie is already out in my country. Totally missed it

 

[TWrecks310]

Moonlight joke was good

 

[Speevy]

Please tell me where I can watch this. I'll pay a few bucks if necessary.

 

[Tugatrix]

Well Kimmel if you want the job is yours for now on

 

[JABEE]

what he say about moonlight

Only happy ending in any movie this year was in the middle of Moonlight

 

[BioHazard]

holy shit kimmel is doing well

 

[Lima]

That moonlight joke lol

 

[Violence Jack]

I'm liking Kimmel so far.

 

[Rainy]

what he say about moonlight

"The only happy ending this year was in the middle of moonlight"

then after not many laughs

"none of you watched it did you?"

 

[HIGH DEF JEFF]

When they show Denzel...what was up with that Indian guy sitting behind him??

 

[Nobility]

A lot of subtle burns in the intro.

 

[Matush]

LMAO that Moonlight joke.

 

[Vault Dweller 111]

That happy ending joke was a slow roller, apparently.

Too bad. It was amazing.

 

[Not]

I think the producers said Kimmel would only sign on if he didnt have to do a skit. Good on him

It actually made the Oscars more watchable already

 

[Agent Unknown]

Yes, how completely unselfish and un-cronyish of Matt Damon to give a lead role to his sychophant, hanger on childhood friend Casey Affleck, little brother of Damon's bff Ben Affleck instead of ya know, maybe giving a lesser known actor a chance? I love the ongoing Kimmel/Damon jokes but that was a huh? moment.

Edit: NM, that was the point of his comment, joke's on me.

 

[x-Lundz-x]

Kimmel killing it

 

[LightofRohan]

Any twitch stream or something for it... sigh

 

[Obliterator]

Just have Kimmel host every year

 

[Kinyou]

Yes, how completely unselfish and un-cronyish of Matt Damon to give a lead role to his sychophant, hanger on childhood friend Casey Affleck, little brother of BFF Ben Affleck instead of ya know, maybe giving a lesser known actor a chance?

You know that he was just joking, right?

 

[brianjones]

dont hurt em jimmy

 

[MThanded]

SHOTS FIRED

Donnie

 

[scarlet]

Remember when Kimmel cried for a lion guys? Guys? Guys?

 

[TheFlow]

Omg he just roasted Meryl Streep. And the. Crowd goes wild

 

[rjinaz]

If you want a stream with commentary, DoubleToasted is streaming it for free here, https://doubletoasted.com/show/free-show-double-toasted-oscar-special-530-pm-cst/

Thank you I'll take it

 

[Violence Jack]

Brilliant Streep joke.

Trump already has steam coming out of his ears.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Kimmel's got a perk that auto targets fuckin' throats.

 

[Arc]

Kimmel is killing it so far.

 

[TheChewyWaffles]

Lol @ the weight loss joke

 

[PatThePassive]

Omg he just roasted Meryl Streep. And the. Crowd goes wild

It was a trump joke, right?

 

[TheAbsolution]

Please tell me where I can watch this. I'll pay a few bucks if necessary.

Look just a bit above you.

 

[Chumley]

Kimmel already better than like any Oscar host in a decade.

 

[thecouncil]

Remember when Kimmel cried for a lion guys? Guys? Guys?

Yes. I still hate him for it.

 

[TheSkullPrince]

Meryl Streep is God.