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[VALIS]

Just a web quiz for amusement, nothing to take too literally. Answer 20 questions and it will tell you what schools of thought your answers align with.

http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html


My results:
1. Mahayana Buddhism (100%)
2. Theravada Buddhism (86%)
3. Taoism (84%)
4. Liberal Quakers (83%)
5. Unitarian Universalism (82%)
6. New Age (80%)
7. Neo-Pagan (79%)
8. New Thought (75%)
9. Scientology (71%)
10. Hinduism (69%)
11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (65%)
12. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (65%)
13. Jainism (62%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (60%)
15. Secular Humanism (52%)
16. Reform Judaism (50%)
17. Bahá'í Faith (49%)
18. Sikhism (45%)
19. Orthodox Judaism (34%)
20. Nontheist (33%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (29%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (28%)
23. Islam (27%)
24. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (25%)
25. Jehovah's Witness (18%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (14%)
27. Roman Catholic (14%)


Not very surprising since my thoughts do favor various non-diety, inwardly-focused spiritualities/philosophies. What I found amusing was the religion/school of thought I aligned least with (Roman Catholicism) was the one I was raised with. :lol

Also, I have no idea why they're making a distinction between "New Age" and "New Thought." It's pretty much two ways to describe the same thing.

 

[Hitokage]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
3. Liberal Quakers (77%)
4. Nontheist (73%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (73%)
6. Neo-Pagan (65%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (64%)
8. Taoism (57%)
9. New Age (55%)
10. Reform Judaism (50%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (46%)
12. Bahá'í Faith (44%)
13. Orthodox Quaker (44%)
14. Scientology (40%)
15. New Thought (38%)
16. Sikhism (36%)
17. Jainism (36%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (35%)
19. Islam (24%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (24%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (24%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (23%)
23. Hinduism (17%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (16%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (15%)
26. Roman Catholic (15%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (5%)

 

[Triumph]

I got Theravada Buddhism as my number 1 response, which is certainly no shocker for me.

 

[pnjtony]

Curious as to how Unitraian mad the number 1 spot while secular humanism is number 2.

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (99%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (83%)
4. Nontheist (82%)
5. Liberal Quakers (79%)
6. Neo-Pagan (72%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (69%)
8. New Age (60%)
9. Reform Judaism (60%)
10. Taoism (57%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (50%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (45%)
13. Scientology (44%)
14. New Thought (41%)
15. Bahá'í Faith (37%)
16. Sikhism (37%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (36%)
18. Jainism (33%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (30%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (30%)
21. Islam (28%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (25%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (20%)
24. Hinduism (17%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (10%)
26. Roman Catholic (10%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (5%)

 

[OnkelC]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (84%)
4. Nontheist (83%)
5. Liberal Quakers (80%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (66%)
7. Neo-Pagan (63%)
8. Taoism (59%)
9. Reform Judaism (56%)
10. New Age (51%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (50%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (47%)
13. New Thought (46%)
14. Scientology (46%)
15. Bahá'í Faith (41%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (40%)
17. Sikhism (35%)
18. Jainism (34%)
19. Islam (30%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (30%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (30%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (26%)
23. Hinduism (21%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (20%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (19%)
26. Roman Catholic (19%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (6%)

 

[Prime crotch]

I'm a pagan?! And wow my religious upbringing on last, shouldn't be that surprised though.

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (97%)
3. Liberal Quakers (88%)
4. Secular Humanism (87%)
5. New Age (73%)
6. Reform Judaism (72%)
7. Jainism (71%)
8. Mahayana Buddhism (70%)
9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (67%)
10. Theravada Buddhism (64%)
11. Nontheist (62%)
12. Bahá'í Faith (59%)
13. Scientology (53%)
14. Hinduism (53%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (53%)
16. Sikhism (52%)
17. Taoism (50%)
18. New Thought (49%)
19. Islam (47%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (47%)
21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (40%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (29%)
23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (28%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (24%)
25. Jehovah's Witness (15%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (13%)
27. Roman Catholic (13%)

 

[Teknopathetic]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (89%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (84%)
4. Nontheist (79%)
5. Neo-Pagan (75%)
6. Liberal Quakers (71%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (60%)
8. New Age (55%)
9. Taoism (54%)
10. Reform Judaism (50%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (47%)
12. Sikhism (44%)
13. Scientology (40%)
14. New Thought (37%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (29%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (26%)
17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (24%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (23%)
19. Bahá'í Faith (20%)
20. Jainism (17%)
21. Hinduism (13%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (13%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (13%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (11%)
25. Islam (11%)
26. Roman Catholic (11%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)

 

[Manmademan]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Nontheist (93%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (89%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (69%)
5. Liberal Quakers (61%)
6. Neo-Pagan (46%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (43%)
8. Taoism (32%)
9. New Age (25%)
10. Reform Judaism (23%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (19%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (16%)
13. Sikhism (16%)
14. Bahá'í Faith (13%)
15. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (13%)
16. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (12%)
17. New Thought (11%)
18. Scientology (11%)
19. Eastern Orthodox (10%)
20. Hinduism (10%)
21. Islam (10%)
22. Jainism (10%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (10%)
24. Roman Catholic (10%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (10%)
26. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (8%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)


I'm beginning to see a pattern emerge within GAF here...

 

[JayDubya]

100% Nontheist. Not surprised, based on their listing for Secular Humanist, but that's not a poor label either, in general terms.

The rest of these ideologies and groups have absolutely no appeal to me. I was hoping for some more philosophical rankings and less theological ones.

 

[thefro]

1. Liberal Quakers (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (98%)
3. Reform Judaism (94%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (86%)
5. Neo-Pagan (86%)
6. Bahá'í Faith (84%)
7. Secular Humanism (80%)
8. New Age (79%)
9. Mahayana Buddhism (70%)
10. Jainism (69%)
11. Sikhism (69%)
12. Orthodox Judaism (64%)
13. Theravada Buddhism (64%)
14. Islam (59%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (59%)
16. New Thought (58%)
17. Scientology (56%)
18. Hinduism (51%)
19. Nontheist (51%)
20. Taoism (50%)
21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (42%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (36%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (32%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (27%)
25. Roman Catholic (27%)
26. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (26%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (15%)

 

[Batmonk]

1. Orthodox Quaker (100%)
2. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (96%)
3. Seventh Day Adventist (92%)
4. Eastern Orthodox (86%)
5. Roman Catholic (86%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (81%)
7. Bahá'í Faith (65%)
8. Liberal Quakers (62%)
9. Orthodox Judaism (58%)
10. Islam (57%)
11. Hinduism (54%)
12. Unitarian Universalism (50%)
13. Reform Judaism (48%)
14. Jainism (47%)
15. Sikhism (47%)
16. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (45%)
17. Jehovah's Witness (40%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (39%)
19. Theravada Buddhism (38%)
20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (34%)
21. New Age (33%)
22. Neo-Pagan (32%)
23. New Thought (28%)
24. Scientology (27%)
25. Secular Humanism (27%)
26. Nontheist (25%)
27. Taoism (25%)

Not really off by much - socially I'm a Protestant, theologically I'm Puritanic.

 

[Rei_Toei]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (92%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (83%)
4. Liberal Quakers (79%)
5. Nontheist (74%)
6. Neo-Pagan (73%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (65%)
8. Mahayana Buddhism (59%)
9. New Age (59%)
10. Taoism (53%)

 

[JzeroT1437]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Theravada Buddhism (97%)
3. Neo-Pagan (93%)
4. Liberal Quakers (93%)
5. Secular Humanism (90%)
6. Mahayana Buddhism (85%)
7. Taoism (77%)
8. New Age (75%)
9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (72%)
10. Nontheist (67%)
11. Jainism (62%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (59%)
13. Reform Judaism (56%)
14. Sikhism (53%)
15. Hinduism (51%)
16. New Thought (38%)
17. Seventh Day Adventist (35%)
18. Scientology (34%)
19. Bahá'í Faith (31%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (23%)
21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (23%)
22. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (21%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (16%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (10%)
25. Islam (10%)
26. Roman Catholic (10%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (9%)

 

[Witchfinder General]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
3. Liberal Quakers (75%)
4. Nontheist (74%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (69%)
6. Neo-Pagan (64%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (59%)
8. New Age (49%)
9. Taoism (47%)
10. Reform Judaism (41%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (39%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (38%)
13. Sikhism (29%)
14. Scientology (28%)
15. Bahá'í Faith (27%)
16. New Thought (26%)
17. Jainism (25%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (22%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (19%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (19%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (17%)
22. Hinduism (16%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (14%)
24. Islam (14%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (14%)
26. Roman Catholic (14%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (10%)

Makes sense seeing as how I'm agnostic.

 

[John Dunbar]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
3. Liberal Quakers (86%)
4. Neo-Pagan (77%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (73%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (72%)
7. Nontheist (69%)
8. Taoism (66%)
9. New Age (62%)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (56%)
11. Reform Judaism (55%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (47%)
13. Sikhism (44%)
14. Jainism (39%)
15. Scientology (37%)
16. Bahá'í Faith (35%)
17. New Thought (34%)
18. Hinduism (27%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (26%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (25%)
21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (24%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (21%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (13%)
24. Islam (13%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (13%)
26. Roman Catholic (13%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (8%)

 

[Souldriver]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
3. Nontheist (78%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (72%)
5. Liberal Quakers (71%)
6. Neo-Pagan (58%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (51%)
8. Taoism (48%)
9. New Age (42%)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (31%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (31%)
12. Reform Judaism (31%)
13. Scientology (25%)
14. New Thought (23%)
15. Bahá'í Faith (18%)
16. Sikhism (18%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (17%)
18. Jainism (17%)
19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (12%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (10%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (7%)
22. Hinduism (6%)
23. Jehovah's Witness (6%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (3%)
25. Islam (3%)
26. Orthodox Judaism (3%)
27. Roman Catholic (3%)

Pretty stupid list: I'm an atheïst/agnosticist and I knew that already. And what the hell is Scientology doing on that list!?
And I agree with JayDubya, instead of just listing religions/sects, they should've included some philosophical views/directions.

 

[Weisheit]

1. Theravada Buddhism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
3. Liberal Quakers (89%)
4. Secular Humanism (87%)
5. Neo-Pagan (81%)
6. Mahayana Buddhism (77%)
7. Taoism (75%)
8. Jainism (68%)
9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (65%)
10. New Age (63%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (63%)
12. Nontheist (62%)
13. Reform Judaism (54%)
14. Sikhism (54%)
15. Bahá'í Faith (47%)
16. Hinduism (47%)
17. Scientology (43%)
18. New Thought (41%)
19. Islam (36%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (36%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (34%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (31%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (30%)
24. Roman Catholic (30%)
25. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (29%)
26. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (27%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (18%)

 

[TimeKillr]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (98%)
3. Liberal Quakers (88%)
4. Neo-Pagan (77%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (73%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (71%)
7. Nontheist (67%)
8. New Age (64%)
9. Taoism (61%)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (61%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (50%)
12. Reform Judaism (50%)
13. Sikhism (42%)
14. Jainism (41%)
15. Scientology (39%)
16. New Thought (37%)
17. Bahá'í Faith (35%)
18. Hinduism (33%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (29%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (28%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (23%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (21%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (18%)
24. Islam (18%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (18%)
26. Roman Catholic (18%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (14%)

Indeed, there's quite a pattern here

 

[teruterubozu]

Neo-Pagan

The multiple choices are really limited.

 

[NekoFever]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
3. Nontheist (91%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (72%)
5. Liberal Quakers (70%)
6. Neo-Pagan (62%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (58%)
8. Taoism (48%)
9. New Age (41%)
10. Reform Judaism (40%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (31%)
12. Bahá'í Faith (29%)
13. Sikhism (29%)
14. Mahayana Buddhism (28%)
15. Scientology (28%)
16. New Thought (26%)
17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (24%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (23%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (20%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (17%)
21. Eastern Orthodox (15%)
22. Islam (15%)
23. Jainism (15%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (15%)
25. Roman Catholic (15%)
26. Hinduism (5%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)

It's interesting to see how high some of the ratings are considering that I made it absolutely clear that I have no belief in God or an afterlife whatsoever :lol

 

[bggrthnjsus]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (98%)
3. Liberal Quakers (89%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (82%)
5. Neo-Pagan (80%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (79%)
7. New Age (75%)
8. Mahayana Buddhism (68%)
9. Nontheist (67%)
10. Reform Judaism (61%)
11. Scientology (60%)
12. Taoism (59%)
13. New Thought (57%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (51%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (50%)
16. Bahá'í Faith (45%)
17. Jainism (42%)
18. Sikhism (35%)
19. Hinduism (34%)
20. Islam (25%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (25%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (25%)
23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (23%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (21%)
25. Jehovah's Witness (15%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (12%)
27. Roman Catholic (12%)

 

[Shard]

This result is not a shock to me at all, well, maybe a little too close to Wicca for my comfort.




1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (96%)
3. Nontheist (88%)
4. Liberal Quakers (80%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (75%)
6. Neo-Pagan (71%)
7. Taoism (71%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (66%)
9. New Age (55%)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (52%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (52%)
12. Reform Judaism (50%)
13. Bahá'í Faith (42%)
14. Sikhism (40%)
15. Jainism (39%)
16. Scientology (37%)
17. New Thought (34%)
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (33%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (31%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (25%)
21. Islam (24%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (24%)
23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (22%)
24. Hinduism (15%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (12%)
26. Roman Catholic (12%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)

 

[teruterubozu]

Now that I'm looking at everyone's results, it's pretty obvious they have Theravada Buddhism confused with Mahayana Buddhism.

 

[medrew]

I was disappointed after about the 5th question as I thought I was going to be able to answer the last option on each one


1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
3. Liberal Quakers (82%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (76%)
5. Nontheist (73%)

 

[impirius]

My results:

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (92%)
3. Nontheist (85%)
...
25. Roman Catholic (11%)
26. Hinduism (7%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)

Guess I'll be canceling my Watchtower subscription, then

 

[Jake.]

shitty quiz but still...

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (97%)
3. Nontheist (83%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (78%)
5. Liberal Quakers (75%)

 

[Souldriver]

I was disappointed after about the 5th question as I thought I was going to be able to answer the last option on each one

:lol indeed

1. ....God...
2. Divinity....
3. .....reincarnation...
4. ...spiritual.....gods
5. ...Holy trinity....religious...
6. All of the above is bullshit

 

[altaz]

Well this was unexpected as i was bought up as a Christian.


1. Sikhism (100%)
2. Neo-Pagan (91%)
3. Liberal Quakers (88%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (86%)
5. Orthodox Judaism (85%)
6. Reform Judaism (84%)
7. Bahá'í Faith (81%)
8. Hinduism (75%)
9. Jainism (73%)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (73%)
11. New Age (70%)
12. Islam (69%)
13. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (65%)
14. Secular Humanism (64%)
15. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (57%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (56%)
17. Jehovah's Witness (53%)
18. Taoism (50%)
19. Theravada Buddhism (48%)
20. Nontheist (43%)
21. New Thought (39%)
22. Eastern Orthodox (37%)
23. Roman Catholic (37%)
24. Scientology (37%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (37%)
26. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (35%)
27. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (27%)

 

[malek4980]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (90%)
3. Nontheist (88%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (75%)
5. Liberal Quakers (67%)
6. Neo-Pagan (57%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (51%)
8. New Age (37%)
9. Taoism (37%)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (34%)
11. Reform Judaism (33%)
12. New Thought (26%)
13. Scientology (26%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (22%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (19%)
16. Sikhism (19%)
17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (17%)
18. Jainism (17%)
19. Hinduism (16%)
20. Bahá'í Faith (13%)
21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (13%)
22. Eastern Orthodox (13%)
23. Islam (13%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (13%)
25. Roman Catholic (13%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (10%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (8%)

 

[WedgeX]

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (84%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (84%)
4. Orthodox Quaker (79%)
5. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (68%)
6. Secular Humanism (64%)
7. Eastern Orthodox (61%)
8. Roman Catholic (61%)
9. Reform Judaism (54%)
10. Neo-Pagan (53%)
11. Seventh Day Adventist (53%)
12. New Age (49%)
13. Theravada Buddhism (48%)
14. Mahayana Buddhism (44%)
15. Bahá'í Faith (42%)
16. Taoism (42%)
17. Nontheist (42%)
18. Hinduism (41%)
19. New Thought (40%)
20. Sikhism (39%)
21. Scientology (37%)
22. Jainism (36%)
23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (35%)
24. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (34%)
25. Islam (32%)
26. Orthodox Judaism (32%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (21%)

Poor Catholicism, gets beat out every time.

 

["God's Beard!"]

...Fuck.

1. Theravada Buddhism (100%)
2. Mahayana Buddhism (87%)
3. Taoism (68%)
4. Hinduism (67%)
5. Unitarian Universalism (67%)
6. Jainism (60%)
7. Liberal Quakers (55%)
8. Neo-Pagan (47%)
9. New Age (42%)
10. Secular Humanism (37%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (33%)
12. Sikhism (33%)
13. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (31%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (27%)
15. New Thought (27%)
16. Scientology (27%)
17. Nontheist (25%)
18. Bahá'í Faith (24%)
19. Seventh Day Adventist (16%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (6%)
21. Eastern Orthodox (6%)
22. Islam (6%)
23. Jehovah's Witness (6%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (6%)
25. Reform Judaism (6%)
26. Roman Catholic (6%)
27. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (5%)

 

[Phobophile]

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (92%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
4. Orthodox Quaker (76%)
5. Neo-Pagan (74%)
6. Hinduism (69%)
7. Secular Humanism (68%)
8. Eastern Orthodox (65%)
9. Roman Catholic (65%)
10. Reform Judaism (63%)
11. Theravada Buddhism (63%)
12. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (62%)
13. Seventh Day Adventist (62%)
14. Sikhism (62%)
15. New Age (60%)
16. Mahayana Buddhism (58%)
17. Jainism (46%)
18. Bahá'í Faith (44%)
19. Taoism (42%)
20. New Thought (42%)
21. Nontheist (41%)
22. Scientology (41%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (38%)
24. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (34%)
25. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (30%)
26. Islam (30%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (20%)


Maybe I should switch from Roman Catholicism to Evangelical Lutheranism.

 

[GhostSeed]

Pretty accurate.

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
3. Nontheist (78%)
4. Liberal Quakers (69%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (66%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (58%)
7. Neo-Pagan (56%)
8. Reform Judaism (45%)
9. Taoism (44%)
10. New Age (41%)
11. Scientology (38%)
12. New Thought (36%)
13. Sikhism (33%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (30%)
15. Mahayana Buddhism (26%)
16. Bah' Faith (21%)
17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (18%)
18. Orthodox Quaker (18%)
19. Hinduism (15%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (13%)
21. Jainism (12%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (12%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (9%)
24. Islam (9%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (9%)
26. Roman Catholic (9%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (6%)

• Belief in Deity
Not considered important. Most Humanists are atheists or agnostics.

• Incarnations
Same as above.

• Origin of Universe and Life
The scientific method is most respected as the means for revealing the mysteries of the origins of the universe and life.

• After Death
An afterlife or spiritual existence after death is not recognized.

• Why Evil?
No concept of “evil.” Reasons for wrongdoing are explored through scientific methods, e.g. through study of sociology, psychology, criminology.

• Salvation
No concept of afterlife or spiritual liberation or salvation. Realizing ones personal potential and working for the betterment of humanity through ethical consciousness and social works are considered paramount, but from a naturalistic rather than supernatural standpoint.

• Undeserved Suffering
No spiritual reasons but rather a matter of human vulnerability to misfortune, illness, and victimization.

• Contemporary Issues
The American Humanist Association endorses elective abortion. Other contemporary views include working for equality for homosexuals, gender equality, a secular approach to divorce and remarriage, working to end poverty, promoting peace and nonviolence, and environmental protection.

 

[Blutonium]

As in the book of Genesis, God created a mature universe and mature life forms from nothing in less than 7 days, less than 10,000 years ago. :lol

As in the book of Genesis, but "day" is not 24 hours, possibly refers to thousands (or even millions) of years, or to creation phases. Yeah that's called evolution.

Anyhow:

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
3. Liberal Quakers (75%)
4. Nontheist (73%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
6. Neo-Pagan (67%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (58%)
8. New Age (49%)
9. Taoism (48%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (40%)
11. Reform Judaism (40%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (40%)
13. Bahá'í Faith (29%)
14. Sikhism (29%)
15. Scientology (28%)
16. Jainism (27%)
17. New Thought (26%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (23%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (20%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (18%)
21. Hinduism (17%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (17%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (15%)
24. Islam (15%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (15%)
26. Roman Catholic (15%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (11%)

 

[sky]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (90%)
3. Nontheist (82%)

...

27. Jehovah's Witness (14%)

No surprises there.

 

[TheQueen'sOwn]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (98%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (92%)
4. Neo-Pagan (87%)
5. New Age (86%)
6. Secular Humanism (77%)
7. Reform Judaism (74%)
8. Mahayana Buddhism (70%)
9. New Thought (64%)
10. Theravada Buddhism (63%)
11. Taoism (59%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (57%)
13. Nontheist (52%)
14. Bahá'í Faith (50%)
15. Scientology (49%)
16. Sikhism (46%)
17. Jainism (42%)
18. Orthodox Judaism (42%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (41%)
20. Islam (30%)
21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (29%)
22. Hinduism (29%)
23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (29%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (21%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (21%)
26. Roman Catholic (21%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (11%)

 

[Ether_Snake]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (97%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (86%)

 

[RedDwarf]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
3. Liberal Quakers (80%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (76%)
5. Neo-Pagan (72%)
6. Nontheist (71%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (61%)
8. Taoism (60%)
9. New Age (53%)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (50%)
11. Reform Judaism (44%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (38%)
13. Sikhism (38%)
14. Jainism (36%)
15. Bahá'í Faith (32%)
16. Scientology (31%)
17. New Thought (28%)
18. Hinduism (25%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (22%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (19%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (17%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (14%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (10%)
24. Islam (10%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (10%)
26. Roman Catholic (10%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (6%)

 

[yilmazz]

I don't have a religion that I would follow, but well here's what it says:

1. Liberal Quakers (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (95%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
4. Neo-Pagan (83%)
5. Reform Judaism (83%)
6. New Age (82%)
7. Mahayana Buddhism (77%)
8. Orthodox Quaker (76%)
9. Theravada Buddhism (75%)
10. Sikhism (70%)
11. Secular Humanism (68%)
12. Jainism (64%)
13. New Thought (62%)
14. Taoism (61%)
15. Scientology (55%)
16. Orthodox Judaism (55%)
17. Bahá'í Faith (54%)
18. Islam (46%)
19. Hinduism (44%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (43%)
21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (41%)
22. Nontheist (41%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (36%)
24. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (35%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (30%)
26. Roman Catholic (30%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (23%)

 

[mre]

As in the book of Genesis, God created a mature universe and mature life forms from nothing in less than 7 days, less than 10,000 years ago. :lol

As in the book of Genesis, but "day" is not 24 hours, possibly refers to thousands (or even millions) of years, or to creation phases. Yeah that's called evolution.

I think evolution would have been the third option that went something like "God created life using processes which have since been uncovered by scientists."

Here's my list:

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (82%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (74%)
4. Liberal Quakers (73%)
5. Orthodox Quaker (69%)
6. Reform Judaism (65%)
7. Eastern Orthodox (64%)
8. Roman Catholic (64%)
9. New Thought (62%)
10. Scientology (60%)
11. Secular Humanism (59%)
12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (55%)
13. Sikhism (55%)
14. Mahayana Buddhism (55%)
15. Islam (54%)
16. Nontheist (54%)
17. Orthodox Judaism (54%)
18. Theravada Buddhism (54%)
19. Neo-Pagan (52%)
20. Bahá'í Faith (52%)
21. New Age (50%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (47%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (45%)
24. Hinduism (42%)
25. Taoism (41%)
26. Jainism (40%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (32%)

I've got to admit the 100% response to #1 is surprising given my responses to the homosexual question and the creation questions... but whatever.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Got frustrated after the third page, because I can't believe in all this shit.

Religions suck.

 

[Rufus]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
3. Liberal Quakers (77%)
4. Nontheist (72%)
5. Neo-Pagan (68%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (68%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (61%)
8. New Age (52%)
9. Taoism (46%)
10. Reform Judaism (44%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (42%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (41%)
13. Sikhism (32%)
14. Scientology (31%)
15. Bahá'í Faith (29%)
16. New Thought (28%)
17. Jainism (28%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (25%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (22%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (20%)
21. Hinduism (19%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (19%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (16%)
24. Islam (16%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (16%)
26. Roman Catholic (16%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (12%)

 

[radios shipping overview]

No big surprise here.

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Theravada Buddhism (94%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
4. Liberal Quakers (86%)
5. Nontheist (76%)
6. Taoism (71%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (67%)
8. Neo-Pagan (66%)
9. Mahayana Buddhism (65%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (64%)

I think I'll use this as an excuse to do some reading on Taoism and Theravada.

 

[Leezard]

1. Nontheist (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (96%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (81%)
5. Liberal Quakers (72%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (69%)
7. Neo-Pagan (61%)
8. Reform Judaism (58%)
9. New Thought (55%)
10. Scientology (55%)
11. Taoism (51%)
12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (48%)
13. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (46%)
14. New Age (46%)
15. Mahayana Buddhism (44%)
16. Islam (38%)
17. Orthodox Judaism (38%)
18. Sikhism (36%)
19. Orthodox Quaker (33%)
20. Bahá'í Faith (31%)
21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (27%)
22. Eastern Orthodox (27%)
23. Roman Catholic (27%)
24. Jainism (24%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (22%)
26. Hinduism (20%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (13%)

 

[Patton]

1. Nontheist (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (96%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (88%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
5. Liberal Quakers (69%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (69%)
7. Neo-Pagan (67%)
8. Scientology (59%) WTF:lol
9. New Thought (57%)
10. Reform Judaism (55%)
11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (51%)
12. New Age (49%)
13. Taoism (45%)
14. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (44%)
15. Sikhism (39%)
16. Mahayana Buddhism (38%)
17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (31%)
18. Eastern Orthodox (31%)
19. Islam (31%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (31%)
21. Roman Catholic (31%)
22. Orthodox Quaker (26%)
23. Bahá'í Faith (23%)
24. Hinduism (23%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (23%)
26. Jainism (15%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (15%)

 

[BocoDragon]

1. Theravada Buddhism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
3. Secular Humanism (84%)
4. Liberal Quakers (81%)
5. Mahayana Buddhism (78%)
6. Neo-Pagan (75%)
7. Taoism (68%)
8. Nontheist (61%)
9. Hinduism (59%)
10. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (58%)
11. New Age (58%)
12. Jainism (56%)
13. Sikhism (51%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (44%)
15. Scientology (43%)
16. Reform Judaism (42%)
17. New Thought (42%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (36%)
19. Bahá'í Faith (25%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (23%)
21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (20%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (15%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (15%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (13%)
25. Islam (13%)
26. Jehovah's Witness (13%)
27. Roman Catholic (13%)

I think this test has been done on GAF before... But it's always interesting to see how your beliefs may change over time....

 

[EinDS]

Interesting results for me.

1. Reform Judaism (100%)
2. Sikhism (92%)
3. Liberal Quakers (90%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (90%)
5. Bahá'í Faith (88%)
6. Orthodox Judaism (83%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (83%)
8. Islam (80%)
9. Neo-Pagan (80%)
10. Secular Humanism (69%)
11. New Age (68%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (66%)
13. New Thought (66%)
14. Theravada Buddhism (63%)
15. Jainism (62%)
16. Scientology (62%)
17. Nontheist (61%)
18. Hinduism (57%)
19. Orthodox Quaker (57%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (55%)
21. Eastern Orthodox (52%)
22. Roman Catholic (52%)
23. Taoism (45%)
24. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (44%)
25. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (43%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (38%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (17%)

• Belief in Deity
Beliefs vary among adherents, including that of nonbelief or questioning belief, and all are welcome and considered personal, but the official stance is that there is one God Almighty--Creator, all-powerful, ever-present, and all knowing--formless, incorporeal spirit.

• Incarnations
None, as only God is worshipped. Moses was the greatest of all prophets.

• Origin of Universe and Life
Most believe that Genesis is to be understood symbolically. God created and controls all phenomena revealed by modern science.

• After Death
Reform Jews believe in the world to come and a messianic age (but no individual Messiah). Personal beliefs in the details of afterlife are diverse, as there is no official position. Some believe in heaven and hell but only as states of consciousness; some believe in reincarnation; some believe God is all-forgiving; and some may not believe in an actual afterlife. Regardless, Judaism generally focuses on living a virtuous life, rather than working toward reward after death.

• Why Evil?
No original sin. Most often, Satan is interpreted symbolically to represent selfish desires that are inherent within all. God gave people free will, and people are responsible for their actions.

• Salvation
The main emphasis is on living the kind of life that God commands, which will surely be rewarded if there is an afterlife. Most believe God is forgiving of all; there is no hell to which some are condemned. Salvation is achieved through faith and prayer to God, good works, concern for the earth and humanity, and behavior that does no harm to others. The extent to which one follows Jewish Law is an individual decision.

• Undeserved Suffering
God gave humans free will to feel pleasure and pain, and his purpose in allowing deep suffering of the innocent must be good even if mysterious. It is generally believed that God suffers along with the sufferer. More important than knowing why God allows suffering is to work to help those in need.

• Contemporary Issues
Judaism holds that human life begins upon first breath, and Jewish law requires abortion if necessary to save the mother's life prior to birth. Most believe potential human life should never be terminated casually, but it is generally regarded as a personal decision, especially within the first 40 days of pregnancy. Homosexuality: Homosexuals are God's creation, and Jewish instruction is to love our neighbors as ourselves. Reform (and Conservative) Judaism have a long history of support for homosexual rights.

 

[EviLore]

Well that was easy.




1. Nontheist (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (100%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (85%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
5. Liberal Quakers (48%)
6. Neo-Pagan (31%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (24%)
8. Taoism (17%)
9. New Age (8%)
10. Bahá'í Faith (0%)
11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (0%)
12. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (0%)
13. Eastern Orthodox (0%)
14. Hinduism (0%)
15. Islam (0%)
16. Jainism (0%)
17. Jehovah's Witness (0%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (0%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (0%)
20. New Thought (0%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (0%)
22. Orthodox Quaker (0%)
23. Reform Judaism (0%)
24. Roman Catholic (0%)
25. Scientology (0%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (0%)
27. Sikhism (0%)

 

[Archer]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (99%)
3. Liberal Quakers (88%)
4. Neo-Pagan (81%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (76%)
6. New Age (71%)
7. Theravada Buddhism (68%)
8. Nontheist (66%)
9. Taoism (60%)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (59%)
11. Reform Judaism (55%)
12. Scientology (54%)
13. New Thought (49%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (47%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (43%)
16. Sikhism (39%)
17. Bahá'í Faith (36%)
18. Jainism (31%)
19. Hinduism (31%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (28%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (22%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (21%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (18%)
24. Islam (18%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (18%)
26. Roman Catholic (18%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (10%)

 

[deadhorse32]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (99%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (84%)
4. Liberal Quakers (79%)
5. Nontheist (79%)
6. Neo-Pagan (76%)
7. Taoism (60%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (59%)
9. New Age (58%)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (54%)
11. Reform Judaism (47%)
12. Jainism (39%)
13. Sikhism (39%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (38%)
15. Scientology (37%)
16. New Thought (34%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (27%)
18. Bahá'í Faith (24%)
19. Hinduism (23%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (17%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (16%)
22. Islam (15%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (14%)
24. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (13%)
25. Jehovah's Witness (6%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (4%)
27. Roman Catholic (4%)

Secular Humanism RULEZ