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The best part of college classes.

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StoOgE

First tragedy, then farce.
Women wearing pants that dont fit and underwear that leaves little to the imagination... although, I find myself hypnotized by the power of the female ass and not paying attention in my class at all.

Of course, getting caught doing this is bad.. not as bad as the 10 times a day a girl turns around to look at me so I smile or make some sort of inviting hand gesture only to learn she was actually turning around because the clock was behind me :(

My last semester, Im going to miss all the tail in college. I have a feeling women dont drop their pants nearly as quickly in the real world :(
 

Boomer

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I don't really care if I get caught checkin out a chicks thong hangin out. If she didn't want me to look she wouldn't wear it.
 

StoOgE

First tragedy, then farce.
Boomer said:
I don't really care if I get caught checkin out a chicks thong hangin out. If she didn't want me to look she wouldn't wear it.

truer words never spoken...

the best part of the thong hanging out the ass is you KNOW they are easy. Its like the bat signal for horny men.
 

Nerevar

they call me "Man Gravy".
StoOgE said:
Women wearing pants that dont fit and underwear that leaves little to the imagination... although, I find myself hypnotized by the power of the female ass and not paying attention in my class at all.

I still don't know shit about linear algebra becuase of this.
 
StoOgE said:
truer words never spoken...

the best part of the thong hanging out the ass is you KNOW they are easy. Its like the bat signal for horny men.

*write this down*...wait, every man should kinda know this fact about the exposed thongs. its more innate than something you learn in the books.
 

Atrex

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StoOgE said:
truer words never spoken...

the best part of the thong hanging out the ass is you KNOW they are easy. Its like the bat signal for horny men.


Not really i find that all women regardless of their initial "friskiness" wear thongs, at least ones that i have met, maybe i live in a crazy dream world but i doubt it. Most use the excuse of comfort but i feel that most would rather feel sexy, i mean everyone has the same basic human emotions regardless of morals.
 

Socreges

Banned
It can be a distraction. A pleasant distraction. :) In one of my classes I'm fortunate enough to have a beautiful woman on either side. A fluke arrangement after the second class and since then it's kept (the two girls share two classes and I sit between). They both often wear tight pants (though not slutty). Today the one on the right, during the lecture, was frequently (and sensually!) moving her hand between her crossed thighs (high up). I'm no perv, and I don't stare, but I couldn't help but steal glances as the prof was in the line of sight. And I didn't even have to peek under the table. She's also no stranger to cleavage. Hot, hot, hot.

But the craziest we get up here, overall, is tighties. Generally they're pretty sophisticated. The girls with the short skirts or low low pants left their habits at high school apparently.
 

scorcho

testicles on a cold fall morning
wait till you start interning and meet hot professional female ass, making it even harder to perform the medial tasks they give you. there are some good perks though - i get free coffee and a temporary UN pass. security clearances? psh. lines? psh. let me touch you Kofi.
 

Socreges

Banned
scorcho said:
wait till you start interning and meet hot professional female ass, making it even harder to perform the medial tasks they give you. there are some good perks though - i get free coffee and a temporary UN pass. security clearances? psh. lines? psh. let me touch you Kofi.
Two questions

Did you already live in New York? What did you do in school?
 

scorcho

testicles on a cold fall morning
born and raised in NYC, still in college, finishing up my political science major.

and i'll be damned if i don't get to touch kofi at least once.
 

Socreges

Banned
scorcho said:
born and raised in NYC, still in college, finishing up my political science major.
Nice. How did you get the opportunity to intern at the UN (or an organization associated with the UN)?

scorcho said:
and i'll be damned if i don't get to touch kofi at least once.
Touch him twice, once for me.
 

scorcho

testicles on a cold fall morning
Socreges said:
Nice. How did you get the opportunity to intern at the UN (or an organization associated with the UN)?
Idealist.org is a good resource for internships and paid jobs, and quite a few NGOs and UN-organizations put openings up there.
Touch him twice, once for me.
hell, i'll touch him a third time if he helps me dip into that food for oil goldmine.
 
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