I'm an expert
Formerly worldrevolution. The only reason I am nice to anyone else is to avoid being banned.
I've banged a lot of people in a lot of weird places.
desu
desu
but did you ever get busy in a burger king bathroom?
full disclosure, i know nothing about what there is to do in Ikebukuro, I was just spouting out things you would do, if you lived alone (even in your home city) and worked full time.
I'm really not... what have I done? My coworkers are either too boring or too hardcore though. No middle ground. It's either staying at home or hitting s&m meetups in shinjuku. I did think about going to one meeting.the dude is having an existential crisis
It's not all that bad.What to do in Ikebukuro:
Take the train to Takedanobaba, Shinjuku or Shibuya and do something there.
Though I wouldn't say this either. Need to get my shit together here, I guess. Lived in shibuya for about five months before moving to Ikebukuro.All 3 of those places combined don't have as much life as just the sunshine area.. ikebukuro is basically the capital of the world
I'm really not... what have I done?
My friends and I have coincidentally been using J語 and Jland for years. My old roommate calls Japanese people Js, even though she was born and raised here. That one sounds a bit less friendly... or maybe it's just the way she uses it.Do not steal my nicknames[...]
i've noticed that yanks keep saying "japanese" instead of "the japanese" or "japanese people" and it rubs me the wrong way for some reason. (Not nearly as much as me calling all yanks yanks though apparently)
I've noticed this as well but it's never bothered me. I don't think I've heard it done as a means of being disrespectful. The yank thing is just strange because, if we do use the word, it's usually only referring to people from a certain region of the country. I don't know if this is widespread but I've seen some amusing reactions to English people being called British. Even better than calling them Australian.i've noticed that yanks keep saying "japanese" instead of "the japanese" or "japanese people" and it rubs me the wrong way for some reason. (Not nearly as much as me calling all yanks yanks though apparently)
Should we ask a mod to get that writeup in the OP? Thanks expert.
/edit reading that... I realised that's basically the methodologically I've arrived at through trial and error with some minor modifications (STANDING?!?!?!??!??!?!).
well, at least i know i'm vaguely on the right track. And need to do more words p/day.
You will never write on a whiteboard ever again after these few months. Never. I promise. I haven't once. Never once.
I'm under no delusion about what it would take to learn Japanese via that method. I work 30 hours a week and am still at university. Hell, I'm working right now.
But I am going to do at least the kanji part over this summer. I want to have all the jouyou kanji down and I know I can brute force that.
And it's not even that my eyes were magically opened to some new method of kanji study. It's just never been laid out so clearly how easy it would be to step up my reading game.
Yes, I said easy. Before, kanji was just an on and off thing that I worked on here and there. But 700 kanji a month for 3 months? That's all it takes to have all of jouyou down? Pff, I can do that shit. Hold my beer.
Admittedly, I've been half assing kanji learning up to this point. I've been content with just learning what I was required to learn for class, along with whatever I randomly picked up on my own time as I read things I enjoy. As a result, my kanji reading is way fucking better than my kanji writing, which bothers me. It's (for some reason) embarrassing to me that I can read certain words, but if you ask me to write them I have to use hiragana.
I finish the final Japanese class my university offers in May. At that point I'll attempt the kanji part of expert's regimen. Not using a whiteboard though. I'll buy several notebooks; I want a record that I did this shit and hopefully I'll have a big ass pile of notebooks to show to this big ass superior thread by the end of the summer.
It's just never been laid out so clearly how easy it would be to step up my reading game.
I've been content with just learning what I was required to learn for class, along with whatever I randomly picked up on my own time as I read things I enjoy.
I have no idea what to think about expert's ability to make people buy whiteboards.
"I guess he's not full of shit after all... Well fuck me" covers it I guess.
i'm willing to be crucified for this.
but where do verbs fall in in the regime? incorporated as you write sentences for grammar?
otherwise i'm just gonna add another 1-2 hour segment, and do the same thing as Kanji for Verbs and do like 25 a day or something each day
Should we ask a mod to get that writeup in the OP? Thanks expert.
/edit reading that... I realised that's basically the methodologically I've arrived at through trial and error with some minor modifications (STANDING?!?!?!??!??!?!).
well, at least i know i'm vaguely on the right track. And need to do more words p/day.
So I read all of that and I have just one question.
Can I have your whiteboard?
No, but seriously, thanks. The kanji section in particular is helpful to me.
I love that post. It's basically a massive troll post under the guise of really useful set of advice, hence all the jokey stuff about standing up while you do it. I don't doubt for a second that this worked by the way, because you're a complete freak and know it. Hence why he's basically fucking with all of you but in the kindest, most useful way possible. It's genius.
The thing is, you already know that 99.9% of the people who start this will fail in a few weeks or less. If it isn't obvious to anyone by the way, there is nothing revolutionary in that post, not that there are claims to be. It's just the very natural method of learning, probably what you've been doing already, just sped up around 25x through sheer regimented mental AND physical brute force, probably at the sacrifice of almost everything around you. If you weren't doing it before, you wont be doing it now, sorry. Three months though... Three months of having your brain switched on 24/7 dedicated to doing nothing but learning this one single thing in probably the most challenging and exhausting way possible. Could you do it? Then why the aren't you doing it now already?
More positively, learning is all about attitude. If you think you're the 0.01% who could do this in three months, then maybe you are. Learning really is not about being naturally smart, it's about having the attitude of a smart person. However, if you have any amount of laziness inside you, this isn't going to work so you might as well stop now and just do what you've normally been doing if it works for you. I would really look quite hard at yourself and see how you've approached things in the past. Were you the person at university or school that genuinely put in his heart and soul into studying and really achieved something, or were you the person that coasted through. I'd ask myself "Why am I STILL learning Japanese, if I could've done this in three months?" Some of that post is about efficiency but most of it is really about attitude. I doubt anyone told expert how to do this, he just did it because he has that attitude.
The thing is if you were that person that could do this, you wouldn't need this guide because a) all the stuff in there is obvious, and b) you'd be fluent already because you would have started this yesterday, before you needed to be told in a forum post of all things, by essentially a total stranger of all people.
Anyway, I do appreciate the write up, but I know he's posting it because he knows the sheer difficulty of it is beyond most people and is probably quite amusing to his self confessed inner troll character. Let's be clear, I am not dismissing anything about the effectiveness of this, I really think it could work, but fuck, it'd take some massive balls.
The post has some tongue in cheek but it's not a troll. At all. This is what I did to put the gigantic amount of info you need for a foundation in the language. Then I passed some shitty standardized test. With jlpt1 in my hand, I still could not truthfully say that I knew Japanese. It wasn't until I went to live and work there for years where all of this paid off. The ease I had naturally picking stuff up because I had this vast bank of tools in my head for reading, speaking, writing. When everyone relies on you for everything because you are head and shoulders above them, it accelerates everything.
At the time I was doing it, I had no idea it was going to have that effect on me. Remember, the above is just like half my day, I still had hours of study after this. Obviously if anyone dedicates this much time to anything it will pay off, so I agree with your sentiment that if you need to be told the above, you will probably not be ready for it.
But I wrote it up just to have another experience for people to see. Even if they don't use it, they can see it's a viable option for some. To that guy who made the post about being 20 something and probably never being able to learn Japanese, I'd respond with this post. It takes time and mental dedication, but it's possible.
If Japanese had 26 kanji, this wouldn't be an issue.
Verbs meaning the vocab or the conjugations/grammar? If vocab, they should be naturally in your common words list. If grammar, that stuff should just come up in any basic jstudy you do, either your grammar list or the first textbook you ever get. That stuff is so simple, along with stuff like particles, desu, whatever, that it's below the scope of this.
How is a whiteboard not hand writing? A white board is a giant space you can write a giant kanji in. Tons of space to practice strokes and write tons of kanji/words, then erase and start again. I'm not saying a giant white board, like a medium size personal one. You dont really have to stand lol, I just found it helped. Shrug, do notebooks if you want, I just think it will give your wrist pain even quicker.
Hahaha. I hold a pen with like 4-5 fingers cause I'm weird, so I think a whiteboard will be unnatural that's all. Fuck you. I'll get it tomorrow morning and trial it.
Found these:
http://www.tanos.co.uk/jlpt/jlpt2/grammar/usage/
http://www.tanos.co.uk/jlpt/jlpt1/grammar/usage/
Says it straight ripped the grammar lists from Kanzen Master.
I like the format. May have to consider getting the books if I can't, err, find them.
I'm sorry but you're an adult. Learn how to write properly now, along with all of this. You'll need wrist movement for strokes. And to not look like a fucking child.
Amazon has them, no? Local Japanese bookstores usually do to if you live in a major area with a bookoff/kinokuni/mitsuwa.
Oh yeah, they're easy to buy. Should I have put quotation marks around "find"?
I found N1 and N2 already, but I'd like to start from the bottom. Yes, I'm already years into this and a lot of it will be repeating shit I already know, but I'm good with that.