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[Mizerman]

Shy would kick your ass, then apologize for it and patch you up.

 

[Malyse]

I would pour salt on your stab wounds. You know, help it heal faster.

 

[Johndoey]

Shy would throw you out a window then teach you how to fix it.

Shy would kill your parents then raise you better then they ever could.

 

[Slayven]

Shy would impregnate your girl and take her to her doctor appointments in your car

 

[Professor Beef]

Shy would steal yo girl, then tell you how to get her back.

 

[Slayven]

Shy would break your jaw, then grind up your food and feed you a balanced meal until it heals.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

I would pour salt on your stab wounds. You know, help it heal faster.

😕.."Shy" not "I"

 

[Furyous]

Shy the type of dude to fuck your girlfriend....

 

[Johndoey]

Shy would break your heart, then teach you how to love again.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Shy the type of dude to fuck your girlfriend, pinch your daughter's cheeks to distract your girlfriend as he about to let one go inside of her, send her to bed without a shower, head downstairs to eat your food, then leave the house with the Stevie J grin as you walk in the door.

No..

Shy would break your heart, then teach you how to love again.

YES..

 

[Shy]

Nah, you're good.

Coolio.

Holy shit¡

Remember to never mess with Shy.

Shy would smack you across the face then help you study for the SATs because you was slackin' off

Shy would stab you then rub shea butter on the scar.

Shy would kick your ass, then apologize for it and patch you up.

Shy would throw you out a window then teach you how to fix it.

Shy would kill your parents then raise you better then they ever could.

Shy would impregnate your girl and take her to her doctor appointments in your car

Shy would steal yo girl, then tell you how to get her back.

Shy would break your jaw, then grind up your food and feed you a balanced meal until it heals.

Shy would break your heart, then teach you how to love again.

 

[Malyse]

😕.."Shy" not "I"

Compare and contrast☺️

Shy would eat that last piece of cake you were saving to help you on your diet.

And give you a dozen low fat, affordable and delicious recipes you can make with the stuff in your fridge.

 

[Dai101]

Shy will take your job and hold you a 20 when you ask.

 

[Professor Beef]

Shy would make a diss track about you, then help you out with material to get back at him.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Shy will take your job and let you hold a 20 whenever you ask.

FTFW

 

[Slayven]

Shy would total your car, then cosign a loan for you.

 

[bobbychalkers]

Shy would borrow $35 and pay it back with interest a year later.

 

[Malyse]

Shy would delete half his post to make sure your feelings don't get hurt. 😏

Spoiler

Yeah, I saw you.

 

[Slayven]

Shy would shiv you in the kidney, then give you one of his.

 

[RedSwirl]

Jesus Christ this Wii U Game Pad battery life. Then I look up the official high capacity battery online. Is Nintendo high?

I'm guessing the Nyko U Boost is the way to go right?

 

[Dai101]

Shy will fuck your girl and then take you to red lobster

Thanks for the fix Gordon

 

[Malyse]

Jesus Christ this Wii U Game Pad battery life. Then I look up the official high capacity battery online. Is Nintendo high?

I'm guessing the Nyko U Boost is the way to go right?

Turn the brightness down.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Jesus Christ this Wii U Game Pad battery life. Then I look up the official high capacity battery online. Is Nintendo high?

I'm guessing the Nyko U Boost is the way to go right?

And this has WHAT to do with Shy?!?!

Shy will fuck your girl and then take you to red lobster

Thanks for the fix Gordon

 

[neojubei]

one punch hero is pretty good

 

[Malyse]

one punch hero is pretty good

One punch man?

----

Cruz won Maine with 45%, Kansas was >50%

 

[bobbychalkers]

Shy will slash your tires and use his own AAA to get you new ones.

 

[Kreed]

We're clowning the nice guy now? Just when you think you've reached the bottom of the bucket.

 

[Shy]

Shy would delete half his post to make sure your feelings don't get hurt. 😏

Spoiler

Yeah, I saw you.

And this has WHAT to do with Shy?!?!

Well, i've got a Wii U, and always wanted to get one of those battery packs, but never got round to it. i guess it still counts.

 

[Secret Fawful]

Prepare your best thirsty and sweating buckets gifs, fellas. Especially you, Slayven.

NSFW

Spoiler

This is pretty impressive work, though.

 

[Slayven]

Prepare your best thirsty and sweating buckets gifs, fellas. Especially you, Slayven.

NSFW

Spoiler

This is pretty impressive work, though.

who are you?

 

[KazenY2J]

Prepare your best thirsty and sweating buckets gifs, fellas. Especially you, Slayven.

NSFW

Spoiler

This is pretty impressive work, though.

Junji the GOAT

 

[Shy]

We're clowning the nice guy now? Just when you think you've reached the bottom of the bucket.

Nah, it's all in good fam, don't be too hard on them.

Prepare your best thirsty and sweating buckets gifs, fellas. Especially you, Slayven.

NSFW

Spoiler

This is pretty impressive work, though.

You bastard, i thought i was gonna get boobies, instead i got scares .

 

[Dai101]

Prepare your best thirsty and sweating buckets gifs, fellas. Especially you, Slayven.

NSFW

Spoiler

This is pretty impressive work, though.

Huh.. didn't knew Slay was into necrophilia.

 

[Secret Fawful]

You bastard, i thought i was gonna get boobies, instead i got scares .

 

[Shy]

To the bushes with you.

 

[bobbychalkers]

Prepare your best thirsty and sweating buckets gifs, fellas. Especially you, Slayven.

NSFW

Spoiler

This is pretty impressive work, though.

 

[RedSwirl]

Turn the brightness down.

I'm playing Kirby, in which you don't even look at the TV.

 

[Afrocious]

Prepare your best thirsty and sweating buckets gifs, fellas. Especially you, Slayven.

NSFW

Spoiler

This is pretty impressive work, though.

I fucking love this tbqh

Junji Ito is the man

 

[Secret Fawful]

Junji the GOAT

I fucking love this tbqh

Junji Ito is the man

All jokes aside, you're both goddamn right.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Sending this out to Gordan and Mrs.Manky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs7f3ssuEjA

Don't break a hip Gordon.

Gordon don't get down unless it's the videojukebox.

How long until the next lock?

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCmKCj1IVSk/

Janedro nooo

 

[Emperor_EL]

The Poltergeist reboot is better than I was expecting it to be.

 

[EloquentM]

You the real MVP Shy.

 

[harSon]

The Poltergeist reboot is better than I was expecting it to be.

1.5/10?

 

[FyreWulff]

Shy would shiv you in the kidney, then give you one of his.

Shy would kick you off the raft but give you a special thanks at the start of the book

 

[EloquentM]

1.5/10?

Breh it was a .5

Spoiler

aint seen it.

 

[Jacir]

Shy is so nice that he would put reminders on his calender to buy us all full priced games for our birthdays. 😉😏🙏

March 13 is the day I turn 25. I can't believe it really.

 

[Shy]

How long until the next lock?

Didn't even realise we were that close to a new thread. probably in the next day or two.

You the real MVP Shy.

Shy is so nice that he would put reminders on his calender to buy us all full priced games for our birthdays. ������

March 13 is the day I turn 25. I can't believe it really.

If i had the money, i would. lol

 

[Emperor_EL]

1.5/10?

I'd give it a 7. Feels like it was made by people who actually liked the old movies & didn't try to reinvent the wheel. They didn't use the fake-out jump scare that a lot of new age horror movies use & they didn't go ham of the volume that often when they did have jump scares. However, the actors playing the parents & the older sister weren't particularly good, they really undersold the reveal of why the ghosts were pissed off & it wasn't scary.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Didn't even realise we were that close to a new thread. probably in the next day or two.

I meant, locked like NBA gaf or wrassle gaf.