Fuck today.
Hit a pothole, rim fucked up. My spare was already fucked because my dumb ass didn't get it fixed. So I call State Farm, they send a tow truck. That bitch arrived two gat damn hours later after they said it would only take 15 minutes, I'm sitting in a village... Yes, it's a village in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. There was some old white dude that kept peaking out his window at me the whole two hours I sat there. Tow truck guy gets here, he was cool tho said a customer decided he wanted his car across the fuckin state line into North Carolina which is why he was so late. Got my car to the shop where it's fuckin closed until Monday. Threw my key in the dropbox and ordered in Uber for the first time in my life. He got there in about 15 minutes and took me to work where my mom was being barraged by customers for Mother's Day. I promised her I'd make it up to her with a swanky dinner should Lauryn Hill actually arrive on fuckin time (she probably won't) and now I'm finally home laying in my bed.