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The Black Culture Thread |OT16| - I'm blacker than you'll ever be

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FeenixRising

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2016 is like when you play Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 for the first time, and you fight Jade.

She kicks your ass.... then finishes you off with a brutality at the end.

Yea...
 
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Darryl M R

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Went to Sephora with my girl after buying my grandmother some slippers for Christmas...

I ended up buying myself some new moisturizer and a beauty blender to help pat that in my face.

Step your skin care game up.
 
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Mrs. Manky

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2017 about to be even more of a mess:

http://blackyouthproject.com/missouri-students-to-be-charged-with-felonies-for-fighting-in-2017/

The new statute makes students who fight on school property – which includes buses – eligible for a Class E felony of assault in the third degree , which carries a maximum sentence of four years in prison. Threats to cause harm could result in a Class A misdemeanor and the assault of a “special person” could result in a Class D felony with a maximum prison sentence of seven years.
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Black Missouri GAF, take care of your kids, it's about to get heavy.
 
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NipplesAndToes23

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Enzom21

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Has anyone watched Crazyhead on Netflix?
First two episodes were pretty good, reminds me of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Susie Wokoma is the lead:
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https://youtu.be/chAxePzpFxA
 
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Village

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I'll give it a look.

You all ever just have youtube channels you enjoy to listen to while you are doing stuff. ComicExplained has been that for me for the past few weeks even during finals. I know a lot of the stories being told on there and the stuff, but I like hearing someone talk about it , I guess?
 
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Slayven

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Mrs. Manky said:
2017 about to be even more of a mess:

http://blackyouthproject.com/missouri-students-to-be-charged-with-felonies-for-fighting-in-2017/



Black Missouri GAF, take care of your kids, it's about to get heavy.
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I am sure that will be applied with commonsense and evenly
Blasian Persuasion said:
I enjoyed the animated movie though, but the book was just damn boring even with dinosaurs.


That's ridiculous!
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Good and bad the movies cut a lot of stuff
cdyhybrid said:
OT thread is a hot mess
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Too be expected
 
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royalan

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I know I've said it before, but it can't be stressed enough: a note to my BlackGAF brothers.

Do not BRAG about your dick slangin' game if you know you got mediocre dick. I know bragging seems fun but, trust, I am NOT the bitch if you want to approach me with a hooptie that you treat like a Cadillac.

People are MUCH MORE WILLING to be accepting of mediocre dick if you're honest about it. And you know when you got solid middle-of-the-class dick. DON'T YOU EVER IN YO MOTHERFUCKIN LIFE come into MY bedroom acting like you're about to Mr. Marcus me from headboard to floor to dresser, and then turn around and give me this.

YOU WILL GET CLOWNED.
 
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Infinite

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Darryl M R said:
Went to Sephora with my girl after buying my grandmother some slippers for Christmas...

I ended up buying myself some new moisturizer and a beauty blender to help pat that in my face.

Step your skin care game up.
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How you do that by going to Sephora?

Speaking of sephora I figured I can get my girlfriend a different makeup set from them.

Edit: who can't say Roy is like a top 5 poster after that.
 
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Mizerman

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royalan said:
I know I've said it before, but it can't be stressed enough: a note to my BlackGAF brothers.

Do not BRAG about your dick slangin' game if you know you got mediocre dick. I know bragging seems fun but, trust, I am NOT the bitch if you want to approach me with a hooptie that you treat like a Cadillac.

People are MUCH MORE WILLING to be accepting of mediocre dick if you're honest about it. And you know when you got solid middle-of-the-class dick. DON'T YOU EVER IN YO MOTHERFUCKIN LIFE come into MY bedroom acting like you're about to Mr. Marcus me from headboard to floor to dresser, and then turn around and give me this.

YOU WILL GET CLOWNED.
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Well damn.
 
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Darryl M R

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royalan said:
I know I've said it before, but it can't be stressed enough: a note to my BlackGAF brothers.

Do not BRAG about your dick slangin' game if you know you got mediocre dick. I know bragging seems fun but, trust, I am NOT the bitch if you want to approach me with a hooptie that you treat like a Cadillac.

People are MUCH MORE WILLING to be accepting of mediocre dick if you're honest about it. And you know when you got solid middle-of-the-class dick. DON'T YOU EVER IN YO MOTHERFUCKIN LIFE come into MY bedroom acting like you're about to Mr. Marcus me from headboard to floor to dresser, and then turn around and give me this.

YOU WILL GET CLOWNED.
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Sweet Christmas

Infinite said:
How you do that by going to Sephora?

Speaking of sephora I figured I can get my girlfriend a different makeup set from them.

Edit: who can't say Roy is like a top 5 poster after that.
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Sephora sell a lot of skin care products and I'm using the beauty blender to dab in my moisturizer and vitamin-c serum.

You can always get her some nice perfume
 
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NipplesAndToes23

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royalan said:
I know I've said it before, but it can't be stressed enough: a note to my BlackGAF brothers.

Do not BRAG about your dick slangin' game if you know you got mediocre dick. I know bragging seems fun but, trust, I am NOT the bitch if you want to approach me with a hooptie that you treat like a Cadillac.

People are MUCH MORE WILLING to be accepting of mediocre dick if you're honest about it. And you know when you got solid middle-of-the-class dick. DON'T YOU EVER IN YO MOTHERFUCKIN LIFE come into MY bedroom acting like you're about to Mr. Marcus me from headboard to floor to dresser, and then turn around and give me this.

YOU WILL GET CLOWNED.
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I come back from watching Black Snake Moan to see this.

You one funny motherfucker Royalan.
 
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Secret Fawful

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Mrs. Manky said:
2017 about to be even more of a mess:

http://blackyouthproject.com/missouri-students-to-be-charged-with-felonies-for-fighting-in-2017/



Black Missouri GAF, take care of your kids, it's about to get heavy.
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Hijole! FUCK THAT. FUCK THIS STATE! I'm not raising kids here! No! No!

royalan said:
I know I've said it before, but it can't be stressed enough: a note to my BlackGAF brothers.

Do not BRAG about your dick slangin' game if you know you got mediocre dick. I know bragging seems fun but, trust, I am NOT the bitch if you want to approach me with a hooptie that you treat like a Cadillac.

People are MUCH MORE WILLING to be accepting of mediocre dick if you're honest about it. And you know when you got solid middle-of-the-class dick. DON'T YOU EVER IN YO MOTHERFUCKIN LIFE come into MY bedroom acting like you're about to Mr. Marcus me from headboard to floor to dresser, and then turn around and give me this.

YOU WILL GET CLOWNED.
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They call this the Slayven rule.
 
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Infinite

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Darryl M R said:
Sweet Christmas



Sephora sell a lot of skin care products and I'm using the beauty blender to dab in my moisturizer and vitamin-c serum.

You can always get her some nice perfume
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Their skin care stuff is usually packed with fragrances which are no good for your face or any where else on your body. Granted I don't know if the product you bought from them has that issue tho.

I'm actually thinking of this makeup set to get that's like 50 bucks. Theirs a big Sephora on union square so I hope they have some left. I also got her some black poetry and short story books from Strands. She's gonna love those
 
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double jump

you haven't lived until a random little kid ask you "how do you make love".
royalan said:
I know I've said it before, but it can't be stressed enough: a note to my BlackGAF brothers.

Do not BRAG about your dick slangin' game if you know you got mediocre dick. I know bragging seems fun but, trust, I am NOT the bitch if you want to approach me with a hooptie that you treat like a Cadillac.

People are MUCH MORE WILLING to be accepting of mediocre dick if you're honest about it. And you know when you got solid middle-of-the-class dick. DON'T YOU EVER IN YO MOTHERFUCKIN LIFE come into MY bedroom acting like you're about to Mr. Marcus me from headboard to floor to dresser, and then turn around and give me this.

YOU WILL GET CLOWNED.
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I'd like whoever edits the for tv movies to edit Royalan's and sometimes harson's post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4koLWPq2qDY
 
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FeenixRising

Banned
Which mod do I talk to about a forgotten password, plus changing my email to my new school address... can't access my old one :(

Logged myself out of mobile by accident and now I can't log back in :(
 
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Darryl M R

Member
Infinite said:
Their skin care stuff is usually packed with fragrances which are no good for your face or any where else on your body. Granted I don't know if the product you bought from them has that issue tho.

I'm actually thinking of this makeup set to get that's like 50 bucks. Theirs a big Sephora on union square so I hope they have some left. I also got her some black poetry and short story books from Strands. She's gonna love those
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I only use the brand Drunk Elephant from them, no fragrances and mostly natural ingredients.

My girl got me hip to the brand last week and we've been planning how we want to tackle skin care going forward. I have some slight scarring (dark marks) on my face from razor bumps that I'm hoping can be healed easily.

Now I just need to buy bevel or something so I can shave without issues.

You can never go wrong with some black poetry/art
 
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