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[Slayven]

She's Jamaican.

Fuck around and your ass will be Brother Voodoo

 

[Mizerman]

So...that was a thing.

 

[International Iron Man]

Fuck around and your ass will be Brother Voodoo

Yeah...I'm downstairs when she does that shit.

I'm not into all that spiritual cleansing energy jazz. I'm a hustler through and through. Good money is good energy round here.

 

[Prototype Viktor]

I don't know what it portends that the first ban of the thread was some alt.

It means 12 pages of good luck

 

[Malyse]

Y'all niggas done played imported Japanese dating sims but ain't ever feel the satisfaction of cutting the other team to set them.

Every day we stray further from God's light.

Y'all niggas playing fighting games and beat each other up online, but can't meet up ya boy offline for a quick beat off, SMH

 

[Slayven]

Yeah...I'm downstairs when she does that shit.

I'm not into all that spiritual cleansing energy jazz. I'm a hustler through and through. Good money is good energy round here.

You got an upstairs? Sahdiddy

I bet you drink your Old English with the pinky out

 

[International Iron Man]

You got an upstairs? Sahdiddy

I bet you drink your Old English with the pinky out

I bought a house in Atlanta for (to me being from Chicago and living previously in NYC) fa song.

Don't be jealous, it's just a 3 bedroom.

But the house I'm getting built?

NIGGA.

Y'all niggas playing fighting games and beat each other up online, but can't meet up ya boy offline for a quick beat off, SMH

Uhhhh...what?

 

[Trey]

Y'all niggas playing fighting games and beat each other up online, but can't meet up ya boy offline for a quick beat off, SMH

I thought we left this meme in 2016.

 

[Darryl M R]

Wait you Negroes are homeowners?

Y'all niggas playing fighting games and beat each other up online, but can't meet up ya boy offline for a quick beat off, SMH

Too wild you going to have me going back to being a lurker.

 

[Mizerman]

Y'all niggas playing fighting games and beat each other up online, but can't meet up ya boy offline for a quick beat off, SMH

Bruh...

 

[International Iron Man]

Wait you Negroes are homeowners?

Can't live in the projects forever homie. Been off that. It's 2017. Had to feel what a mortgage feels like before Trump destroys the dollar and the economy.

 

[Slayven]

You are drafted to do DLC for Def Jam fight for NY.

Who do you put in?

I bought a house in Atlanta for (to me being from Chicago and living previously in NYC) fa song.

Don't be jealous, it's just a 3 bedroom.

But the house I'm getting built?

NIGGA.



Uhhhh...what?

Atlanta? I am an hour away. I will come over and we can go to Club Cheetah

 

[Izuna]

You are drafted to do DLC for Def Jam fight for NY.

Who do you put in?

White Yeezus

 

[Darryl M R]

Can't live in the projects forever homie. Been off that. It's 2017. Had to feel what a mortgage feels like before Trump destroys the dollar and the economy.

If I wasn't expecting to go to grad school in 2-3 years I would look at buying a place. Right now my rent is 3200 split between me and my girl.

 

[Dai101]

Wait you Negroes are homeowners?

I bet they also have a refrigerator.

 

[hypernima]

I'm mad y'all gave lilliputian or w/e the time of day, after that heel turn they would have been fast ignored.

This really ain't my scene. At least the music will be good.

I'm gunna take Bae to the blackest of gigs. Does Kendrick play in London anytime?

Punk is fun man, maybe you just need the right band. You and your girl should jump into the pit.

Someone's about to get their girl stolen by slayven smh

HA, this the funniest thing I read all day.

 

[Lightning_Roller]

You are drafted to do DLC for Def Jam fight for NY.

Who do you put in?



Atlanta? I am an hour away. I will come over and we can go to Club Cheetah

Man that's a tough one......DMX. He needed to come back.

 

[Malyse]

I thought we left this meme in 2016.

Did we?

Y'all niggas done played imported Japanese dating sims but ain't ever feel the satisfaction of cutting the other team to set them.

Every day we stray further from God's light.

 

[Darryl M R]

I bet they also have a refrigerator.

Contacting @FoxNews and @TomiLahren

 

[Deepwater]

You are drafted to do DLC for Def Jam fight for NY.

Who do you put in?

rappers nowadays are kind of soft, DLC will end up being trash no matter who I put in

 

[Trey]

Did we?

I see your understanding of context and syntax is the same as it ever was, DD. Never change, b

Speaking of fighting games, do you still play Smash 4?

 

[International Iron Man]

You are drafted to do DLC for Def Jam fight for NY.

Who do you put in?



Atlanta? I am an hour away. I will come over and we can go to Club Cheetah

Nigga leggo.

Also, if I gotta do one DLC character, I'm picking Shia LeBeouf. He's a better rapper than virtually every trap rapper and half of the regular ones, and he out here in these streets fuckin up Nazis. Your fave would never.

If I wasn't expecting to go to grad school in 2-3 years I would look at buying a place. Right now my rent is 3200 split between me and my girl.

3200? You must be in NYC.

I was paying 1900 to live in Bedstuy. Fuck alladat.

 

[FeenixRising]

Y'all niggas playing fighting games and beat each other up online, but can't meet up ya boy offline for a quick beat off, SMH

Do better

 

[Malyse]

You are drafted to do DLC for Def Jam fight for NY.

Who do you put in?

I see your understanding of context and syntax is the same as it ever was, DD. Never change, b

Speaking of fighting games, do you still play Smash 4?

ehehe

Yes, but v infrequently. I remembered that Fire Emblem Fates was a thing so I'm playing those three games right now.

Do better

What you wanna hang out this weekend?

 

[Gordon Shumway]

It means 12 pages of good luck

Let's see how that goes..

Too wild you going to have me going back to being a lurker.

But then who would tell us about their work out?

 

[Slayven]

ehehe

Yes, but v infrequently. I remembered that Fire Emblem Fates was a thing so I'm playing those three games right now.

What you wanna hang out this weekend?

Hahaha i forget Utada was on Def Jam

 

[Malyse]

Let's see how that goes..

Happy anniversary!

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Happy anniversary!

Thank you, my brother. I'm a lucky fella..😁

 

[Zaverious]

Y'all niggas playing fighting games and beat each other up online, but can't meet up ya boy offline for a quick beat off, SMH

So we bringing back the hypocritical homie?

 

[Darryl M R]

But then who would tell us about their work out?

I have leg day tomorrow. Do you offer paid sport massages with them soft ass, Jergens hands of yours?

 

[Malyse]

It means 12 pages of good luck

50PPP or 100PPP?

 

[Kreed]

So...that was a thing.

This is why we give that quiz in the OP, to weed out the "infiltrators" from the sandbox. Example, good quiz:

Where you're from-THE STREETS
Where you live-THE STREETS
Your cultural heritage, lineage and genealogy-THE STREETS
Do you know your roots-THE STREETS
Your Age-THE STREETS
Favorite musical genre-THE STREETS
Your profession/major/career interest-THE STREETS
Your religious affiliation-THE STREETS
Hobbies-THE STREETS
KFC, Popeye's, Churches, or Bojangles? -THE STREETS by the Churches..

Bad quiz:

Where you're from - Chicago
Where you live - The hood
What is your age? - 27
Your cultural heritage, lineage and genealogy - Africa
Do you know your roots - Africa
Favorite musical genre - Jay-Zee
Your profession/major/career interest - African American Studies
Your religious affiliation - The Crips
Hobbies - Watching Whale Wars
KFC, Popeye's, Churches, or Bojangles? - Cracker Barrel
Marvel or DC? - DC
Favorite superhero? - Tyroc
Anime or Nah? - Anime of course. Check my Aizen avatar.
Favorite sport and team? - Croquet
What's your favorite Disney movie? - Song of the South
What's your favorite video game and genre? - Anything you can play on Oculus Rift

 

[Malyse]

So we bringing back the hypocritical homie?

Only if we can reformat it to troll Trump.


Also, I refuse to call him President. He's "Donald Trump" or "Trump" when he comes up in conversation. Resist every little bit you can.

This is why we give that quiz in the OP, to weed out the "infiltrators" from the sandbox. Example, good quiz:



Bad quiz:

..... you an AI ain't you?

 

[Gordon Shumway]

I have leg day tomorrow. Do you offer paid sport massages with them soft ass hands of yours?

Only for you..keep them glutes tight for me.

 

[Darryl M R]

Only for yuk..keep them glutes tight for me.

As long as you promise me one of your marshmallow knuckles.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Does Kanye care about Chicago anymore

 

[Gordon Shumway]

As long as you promise me one of your marshmallow knuckles.

However you like it, hoe..

 

[Darryl M R]

Does Kanye care about Chicago anymore

Care? No.

The real question is can Kanye ride around south side anymore. He's claiming the hood but is paying his dues and tithes? I think not.

However you like it, hoe..

I learned from Roy that I can be a thotboy without shame.

 

[LeonSKennedy90]

 

[Darryl M R]

No disrespect my guy but I was thinking of pounding you. Deadass.

Spoiler

Nah we might have to throw hands if you hit me with "No disrespect" as a response rather than just taking a L.

 

[LeonSKennedy90]

when I rear ended you with my car, I was hoping I could rear end you IRL whats good my g

 

[Zaverious]

We need to do worse

 

[Sch1sm]

Dunno if anyone remembers, but lol. Sometime last OT, I spilled something on my MacBook. Y'know. Tragic shit. Miracle it still works. Been a while. Functions. No noticeable issues as a result. Inside case is all chocolate milk, surely.

Out of curiosity, I was like. Alright. Let's see how much this is gonna cost me to repair. Got a technician to look at it, see what parts are damaged. Estimate for repair $2001 + $100 labor, then add tax. The laptop itself was $1299 + tax like 2.5 years ago, tho, why would it cost that much and why would I ever, lmao.

 

[Lightning_Roller]

Anyone listen to some good drum and bass or electro lately? I need some new tunes to dance to.

 

[Trey]

So we bringing back the hypocritical homie?

We really not.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

What the fuck happened in here? What is with Europeans and trying to talk shit about minorities in the US like they know what the fuck they're talking about???

Well, they have Christmas Pete or whatever that shit is. Close to being black.

Y'all niggas done played imported Japanese dating sims but ain't ever feel the satisfaction of cutting the other team to set them.

Every day we stray further from God's light.

Best thing setting them. Like spinning in Fzero and smacking your rival off the track.

Speaking of, Nintendo, you some bullshit.

Wait you Negroes are homeowners?
.

Got two. Although my parents in love are living there and paying the mortgage. Mostly. Mostly half. Damn, they owe me money.

 

[Htown]

Did y'all see the last episode of Timeless was about Bass Reeves?

 

[International Iron Man]

when I rear ended you with my car, I was hoping I could rear end you IRL whats good my g

Dog when people do imitations of NY niggas and women it's quite possibly the funniest shit ever.

That #NYWomenOrgasm hashtag from like a year ago on Twitter was the hardest I had laughed in years.

Then I saw a picture of a sex paddle that was a Timbaland sole and lost it at work. I cried for a smooth 10 minutes.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

This is why we give that quiz in the OP, to weed out the "infiltrators" from the sandbox. Example, good quiz:



Bad quiz:

LMAO! And here I thought you made that post up..holy shit!

 

[EstoyBlackWaldo]

Dunno if anyone remembers, but lol. Sometime last OT, I spilled something on my MacBook. Y'know. Tragic shit. Miracle it still works. Been a while. Functions. No noticeable issues as a result. Inside case is all chocolate milk, surely.

Out of curiosity, I was like. Alright. Let's see how much this is gonna cost me to repair. Got a technician to look at it, see what parts are damaged. Estimate for repair $2001 + $100 labor, then add tax. The laptop itself was $1299 + tax like 2.5 years ago, tho, why would it cost that much and why would I ever, lmao.

Might as well pick up a new one for that price. They trippin

Anyone listen to some good drum and bass or electro lately? I need some new tunes to dance to.

If you're not looking for dubstep 👀
Try Panama, Lemaitre, Sampha