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The Black Culture Thread |OT17| - Thanks, Obama
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Fuck around and your ass will be Brother Voodoo
International Iron Man
Banned
Yeah...I'm downstairs when she does that shit.
I'm not into all that spiritual cleansing energy jazz. I'm a hustler through and through. Good money is good energy round here.
Prototype Viktor
Member
It means 12 pages of good luck
Y'all niggas playing fighting games and beat each other up online, but can't meet up ya boy offline for a quick beat off, SMH
You got an upstairs? Sahdiddy
I bet you drink your Old English with the pinky out
International Iron Man
Banned
I bought a house in Atlanta for (to me being from Chicago and living previously in NYC) fa song.
Don't be jealous, it's just a 3 bedroom.
But the house I'm getting built?
NIGGA.
Uhhhh...what?
I thought we left this meme in 2016.
Darryl M R
Member
Wait you Negroes are homeowners?
Too wild you going to have me going back to being a lurker.
Too wild you going to have me going back to being a lurker.
Bruh...
International Iron Man
Banned
Can't live in the projects forever homie. Been off that. It's 2017. Had to feel what a mortgage feels like before Trump destroys the dollar and the economy.
You are drafted to do DLC for Def Jam fight for NY.
Who do you put in?
Atlanta? I am an hour away. I will come over and we can go to Club Cheetah
Who do you put in?
Atlanta? I am an hour away. I will come over and we can go to Club Cheetah
White Yeezus
Darryl M R
Member
If I wasn't expecting to go to grad school in 2-3 years I would look at buying a place. Right now my rent is 3200 split between me and my girl.
I bet they also have a refrigerator.
I'm mad y'all gave lilliputian or w/e the time of day, after that heel turn they would have been fast ignored.
Punk is fun man, maybe you just need the right band. You and your girl should jump into the pit.
HA, this the funniest thing I read all day.
Punk is fun man, maybe you just need the right band. You and your girl should jump into the pit.
HA, this the funniest thing I read all day.
Lightning_Roller
Banned
Man that's a tough one......DMX. He needed to come back.
Darryl M R
Member
rappers nowadays are kind of soft, DLC will end up being trash no matter who I put in
I see your understanding of context and syntax is the same as it ever was, DD. Never change, b
Speaking of fighting games, do you still play Smash 4?
International Iron Man
Banned
Nigga leggo.
Also, if I gotta do one DLC character, I'm picking Shia LeBeouf. He's a better rapper than virtually every trap rapper and half of the regular ones, and he out here in these streets fuckin up Nazis. Your fave would never.
3200? You must be in NYC.
I was paying 1900 to live in Bedstuy. Fuck alladat.
FeenixRising
Banned
ehehe
Yes, but v infrequently. I remembered that Fire Emblem Fates was a thing so I'm playing those three games right now.
What you wanna hang out this weekend?
Gordon Shumway
Banned
Let's see how that goes..
But then who would tell us about their work out?
Hahaha i forget Utada was on Def Jam
Happy anniversary!
Gordon Shumway
Banned
Thank you, my brother. I'm a lucky fella..😁
So we bringing back the hypocritical homie?
Darryl M R
Member
I have leg day tomorrow. Do you offer paid sport massages with them soft ass, Jergens hands of yours?
50PPP or 100PPP?
This is why we give that quiz in the OP, to weed out the "infiltrators" from the sandbox. Example, good quiz:
Bad quiz:
NuDaffyBlack said:
Only if we can reformat it to troll Trump.
Also, I refuse to call him President. He's "Donald Trump" or "Trump" when he comes up in conversation. Resist every little bit you can.
..... you an AI ain't you?
Gordon Shumway
Banned
Only for you..keep them glutes tight for me.
Darryl M R
Member
As long as you promise me one of your marshmallow knuckles.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Does Kanye care about Chicago anymore
Gordon Shumway
Banned
However you like it, hoe..
Darryl M R
Member
Care? No.
The real question is can Kanye ride around south side anymore. He's claiming the hood but is paying his dues and tithes? I think not.
I learned from Roy that I can be a thotboy without shame.
LeonSKennedy90
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Darryl M R
Member
No disrespect my guy but I was thinking of pounding you. Deadass.
Nah we might have to throw hands if you hit me with "No disrespect" as a response rather than just taking a L.
LeonSKennedy90
Banned
when I rear ended you with my car, I was hoping I could rear end you IRL whats good my g
Dunno if anyone remembers, but lol. Sometime last OT, I spilled something on my MacBook. Y'know. Tragic shit. Miracle it still works. Been a while. Functions. No noticeable issues as a result. Inside case is all chocolate milk, surely.
Out of curiosity, I was like. Alright. Let's see how much this is gonna cost me to repair. Got a technician to look at it, see what parts are damaged. Estimate for repair $2001 + $100 labor, then add tax. The laptop itself was $1299 + tax like 2.5 years ago, tho, why would it cost that much and why would I ever, lmao.
Out of curiosity, I was like. Alright. Let's see how much this is gonna cost me to repair. Got a technician to look at it, see what parts are damaged. Estimate for repair $2001 + $100 labor, then add tax. The laptop itself was $1299 + tax like 2.5 years ago, tho, why would it cost that much and why would I ever, lmao.
Lightning_Roller
Banned
Anyone listen to some good drum and bass or electro lately? I need some new tunes to dance to.
We really not.
andthebeatgoeson
Junior Member
Well, they have Christmas Pete or whatever that shit is. Close to being black.
Best thing setting them. Like spinning in Fzero and smacking your rival off the track.
Speaking of, Nintendo, you some bullshit.
Got two. Although my parents in love are living there and paying the mortgage. Mostly. Mostly half. Damn, they owe me money.
International Iron Man
Banned
Dog when people do imitations of NY niggas and women it's quite possibly the funniest shit ever.
That #NYWomenOrgasm hashtag from like a year ago on Twitter was the hardest I had laughed in years.
Then I saw a picture of a sex paddle that was a Timbaland sole and lost it at work. I cried for a smooth 10 minutes.
Gordon Shumway
Banned
LMAO! And here I thought you made that post up..holy shit!
EstoyBlackWaldo
Member
Might as well pick up a new one for that price. They trippin
If you're not looking for dubstep 👀
Try Panama, Lemaitre, Sampha
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