I know your going to be in the minority on this so you might as well let it all out, so we can all point an laugh.
Lol. Yep. Prolly.
thought process:
1. I really REALLY like Ejiofor. Fine actor. Redbelt sealed it for me. Steve McQueen seems to be dat new hotness, i guess. Nice enough guy in interviews. Shame was cool. John Ridley on screenplay duties. Movie has a helluva cast, looks gorgeous, but i'm tired of slavetainment. Dunno why a brit director and brit lead are telling a very personal story about a uniquely African American experience, but fuck it. Curious, but hella hella cautious...
2. (watching trailer). Y'know, I'm *seeing* this dude who's getting along pretty well for a dude that just got ripped from his family and sold into slavery after being a free man as an adult. That's odd. Mighty civil. Different strokes, I guess, but this doesn't feel right. I mean, this ninja doesn't have the scheming or anger or ANYTHING in his eyes. Not even that simmering intelligence and cunning. He seems strangely content...
3. ...wait..wait..WAIT. Did that ninja give the "I'm just tryna survive speech?? Word?? These quotes that they're choosing are kinda saccharine, man. "if you wanna survive, do and say as little as possible." He singing that 'I will rise, my spirit is free type shit...". Wait, some more "I will survive till' freedom is opportunity"...hold hold hold up...save for Brad Pitt (executive producer), he has been punked by every white dude in this trailer. Even fake Rhino, that dude from SIDEWAYS. This ninja got PROPERLY emasculated in this joint, but we'll see...
4. Alright. Trailer stopped. Maybe i'm too old school and militant. Might be bringing too much baggage. "Hey Wife (who is the opposite of militant. A cali woman who'd rather watch Scandal than give an EFF about Spike Lee)...watch this."
(Shows trailer) "What did you think about this? Did you feel any kinda way?" (Long pause). "I really don't like Slavery movies, but this seems okay, I guess. I don't get why he seems kinda happy. Didn't they say he was taken from his wife and kids? It looks like he's kinda okay. What's up with that?" Hard not to pre-judge. Don't know the whole story...
5. My friend, Los, on
No Apologies Podcast turned me onto "NightJohn" by Charles Burnett. It's a TV movie from 1996 about a slavery. One of the finest movies on the subject I've ever seen. Powerful with characters that were realistic. Even the slave masters. Dignity. Manhood. Sacrifice. One of my favorite movies now, right along with Devil in a Blue Dress.
Watched it. Loved it. Prolly a mistake before legally watching...
6.
Solomon Northrup's Odyssey: 12 Years a Slave online.
7. Oh HELL Naw. So this movie has it ALL. This obedient, happy to please - nay - EAGER to please ninja was the ultimate sell out. This ninja only knew ONE thing, had one mantra throughout this movie. Unspoken: I'm better than these other cats, and if i work hard enough, they're gonna see it. He wasn't trying to be part of their community, wasn't trying to uplift in ANY way. This educated dude cared SOLEY for himself and for his new huggable baby boo. The lure of the poon was too great. In fact, this ninja was SOOOOOOOO good at pleasing and 'surviving' that he was eventually promoted to OVERSEER. He'd fight other 'thug' ninjas instead of helping or even trying to really communicate with them, and brushed off the advice of the sagely old negro who, basically, was a lifelong slave that 'won' by being old, loyal, and getting his own place where he could fish all day. He probably won't be in the new movie. Haven't seen him in the trailers. This is the old dude that tells him that fighting his brother man is whack, and that he expected better from him. I'll be shocked if that's kept intact. It was minor anyway.
8. Northrup only advances through the kindness of good white folks. Evil white men are obviously EEEEEEEViiiiiiiiLLLLLLLL, so it's pretty easy to see the difference. No nuances, here, my friend. That's safe. The good guys are so good, that you wonder why there's slavery at all. I would argue that the new movie has better acting and more nuance (avery brooks is pretty fucking atrocious here), but with all the melodrama of the trailer and early reports of salty tears, something tells me...maybe not.
9. Northrup is released, not through his determination to escape but because of the efforts of his longtime white friend that he grew up with. His ceaseless compassion and connections free him after 12 years with pomp and righteous indignation! together, they tell the EEEEEEEViiiiiilLLLLLLL slavers off! His old friend tells him to write a book about his experiences as they ride off back to the freedom and the family that he knew before. Basically, he can shake this slave shit off.
10. But not before the final speech. Paraphrasing. "Man, my bad. I wish I could save all of you homies. I wish you had a get outta jail card like me. I had a magic white guy in my pocket. Man, it sucks to be you and I'm never gonna forget this. It's gonna take me a while to shake this shit off, maybe a few months or a few years, but i"m never gonna forget you or my experiences here. Survive, though. I gotta get mine, you gotta get yours. Deuces. - Free Ninja...again!"
Roll credits. Hooray Hollywood. Feed me Seymour, feed me.
I meant i lost most of my weekend to it. Haven't had that much fun in GTA since San Andreas.
Watching the gameplay at the office all week. The game is hot. Had to suppress my knee jerk reaction to the amount of 'niggas' between Franklin and the homie because everything in the game is greatly exaggerated satire, but not in an asshole way like QT used it in Django. Then again, I'm a Rockstar stan, so yeah..
It's like reading a Spike Lee movie review.
..and a Spike Lee stan.