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The Black Culture Thread |OT7| Luigi took our stare

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Kreed

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So after Mumei and besada got on Slayven's case for not watching the Wire, I decided to move the series forward on my "Really LTTP" series list. Just saw the Wee-Bey gif scene and had the exact same reaction to finally realizing that's where it came from.
 
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Retro_

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Ive probably played alot of shit games

Worst game ive ever put a substantial amount of time into of recent memory has got to be metal gear rising easy
 
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ViewtifulJC

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harSon said:
I've watched some shitty movies with her in it, but I ain't going that far.

Edit: Wtf, she was in Crossroads lmao?
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Furyous

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I'm having a rough day. I had an altercation with this young lass who was hellbent on giving me consensual intimate physical contact while I did the Mutumbo finger wave saying "I rebuke your improper sexual advances". She caught me at a really vulnerable time in my life and I was too tired to keep resisting her JedI Mind Tricks. I asked her if this technically counts as sex and she said no....

WHY THIS WOMAN BITE MY COCKMEAT?
The shit should be illegal.
I want to call 9/11, FEMA, basically all that shit.

I was so mad I lost my cool, smanged, while putting her in the camel clutch. My great, great, great, great ancestors would be proud of the payback I got because her parents are somewhere pissed off. How dare I defile their pure white angel unadulterated but, but, but, SHE BIT MY COCKMEAT. What was I supposed to do? She got that work because I had to ease my horrific pain by taking it out on her vagina. I ate pineapple and drank a gallon of water so I paid her back in more ways than one.... I told her to watch a dick sucking starter kit or some shit before she looks at my meat again.
 
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Angelus Errare

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Furyous said:
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I'm having a rough day. I had an altercation with this young lass who was hellbent on giving me consensual intimate physical contact while I did the Mutumbo finger wave saying "I rebuke your improper sexual advances". She caught me at a really vulnerable time in my life and I was too tired to keep resisting her JedI Mind Tricks. I asked her if this technically counts as sex and she said no....

WHY THIS WOMAN BITE MY COCKMEAT?
The shit should be illegal.
I want to call 9/11, FEMA, basically all that shit.

I was so mad I lost my cool, smanged, while putting her in the camel clutch. My great, great, great, great ancestors would be proud of the payback I got because her parents are somewhere pissed off. How dare I defile their pure white angel unadulterated but, but, but, SHE BIT MY COCKMEAT. What was I supposed to do? She got that work because I had to ease my horrific pain by taking it out on her vagina. I ate pineapple and drank a gallon of water so I paid her back in more ways than one.... I told her to watch a dick sucking starter kit or some shit before she looks at my meat again.
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You need help.
 
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EscoBlades

Ubisoft Marketing
Furyous said:
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I'm having a rough day. I had an altercation with this young lass who was hellbent on giving me consensual intimate physical contact while I did the Mutumbo finger wave saying "I rebuke your improper sexual advances". She caught me at a really vulnerable time in my life and I was too tired to keep resisting her JedI Mind Tricks. I asked her if this technically counts as sex and she said no....

WHY THIS WOMAN BITE MY COCKMEAT?
The shit should be illegal.
I want to call 9/11, FEMA, basically all that shit.

I was so mad I lost my cool, smanged, while putting her in the camel clutch. My great, great, great, great ancestors would be proud of the payback I got because her parents are somewhere pissed off. How dare I defile their pure white angel unadulterated but, but, but, SHE BIT MY COCKMEAT. What was I supposed to do? She got that work because I had to ease my horrific pain by taking it out on her vagina. I ate pineapple and drank a gallon of water so I paid her back in more ways than one.... I told her to watch a dick sucking starter kit or some shit before she looks at my meat again.
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Slayven

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Niggas out there think they can watch a 2 hour movie that looks like a tv show and then lecture me on Marvel cosmology? I am not that nigga.
 
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Furyous

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Alligatorjandro said:
Furyous is that crazy cousin that you see once a year and is always into something crazy.
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Dawg, SHE BITE ME. I'm getting tested over this. That shit was intentional. <---- I'm joking but there is no excuse for bad oral sex in the information age with millions of books and tutorials available on great technique.
 
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zero_suit

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Furyous said:
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I'm having a rough day. I had an altercation with this young lass who was hellbent on giving me consensual intimate physical contact while I did the Mutumbo finger wave saying "I rebuke your improper sexual advances". She caught me at a really vulnerable time in my life and I was too tired to keep resisting her JedI Mind Tricks. I asked her if this technically counts as sex and she said no....

WHY THIS WOMAN BITE MY COCKMEAT?
The shit should be illegal.
I want to call 9/11, FEMA, basically all that shit.

I was so mad I lost my cool, smanged, while putting her in the camel clutch. My great, great, great, great ancestors would be proud of the payback I got because her parents are somewhere pissed off. How dare I defile their pure white angel unadulterated but, but, but, SHE BIT MY COCKMEAT. What was I supposed to do? She got that work because I had to ease my horrific pain by taking it out on her vagina. I ate pineapple and drank a gallon of water so I paid her back in more ways than one.... I told her to watch a dick sucking starter kit or some shit before she looks at my meat again.
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Are you alright?
 
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Deleted member 47027

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You'd be surprised how many people enjoy light biting on their dicks.
 
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royalan

Member
Honestly, sounds like the girl read some shitty culture mag that likes to print sex advice (that is almost always terrible)...

"Men like it when you nibble a bit on the skin around the head. So give your man a little extra surprise next time you go down on him. ;)"
 
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GhettoGamer

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EloquentM said:
No one should be receiving bad head in this day and age. It's 2014 for fucks sake.
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Shheeeeit chick i talk to on and off learned the hard way. She want to give bad head and scrape on the wood? Fine ima play stupid and gnaw on the clit and other areas like im eating a ox tail. A week of that and she googling and asking for play by play analysis
 
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Young Magus

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Furyous said:
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I'm having a rough day. I had an altercation with this young lass who was hellbent on giving me consensual intimate physical contact while I did the Mutumbo finger wave saying "I rebuke your improper sexual advances". She caught me at a really vulnerable time in my life and I was too tired to keep resisting her JedI Mind Tricks. I asked her if this technically counts as sex and she said no....

WHY THIS WOMAN BITE MY COCKMEAT?
The shit should be illegal.
I want to call 9/11, FEMA, basically all that shit.

I was so mad I lost my cool, smanged, while putting her in the camel clutch. My great, great, great, great ancestors would be proud of the payback I got because her parents are somewhere pissed off. How dare I defile their pure white angel unadulterated but, but, but, SHE BIT MY COCKMEAT. What was I supposed to do? She got that work because I had to ease my horrific pain by taking it out on her vagina. I ate pineapple and drank a gallon of water so I paid her back in more ways than one.... I told her to watch a dick sucking starter kit or some shit before she looks at my meat again.
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As much as I have sympathy for the recent string of unfortunate events, everytime I read your posts I cant help but imagine Huey Freeman being the one that goes though the bullshit and to me that shit is funny.
 
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Slayven

Member
skinnyrattler said:
I hate this board.

Talk about the computers when the articles admit the officers use it. Deflect the issue onto organizations founded during a time when negro was the only legit way to describe us. Then say it was perfectly fine until the 70s.

I'm starting to hate you guys too.
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Dereck

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skinnyrattler said:
I hate this board.

Talk about the computers when the articles admit the officers use it. Deflect the issue onto organizations founded during a time when negro was the only legit way to describe us. Then say it was perfectly fine until the 70s.

I'm starting to hate you guys too.
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Fucking lol
 
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