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[Professor Beef]

Motherfuckers touched a Coca-Cola once, went into a coma for half a year.

Some guy looked at a Pepsi and contracted Omega Diabetes. He's only one foot now.

 

[Slayven]

Ever have that post you want to take back but couldn't because people quoted it?

 

[Baby Milo]

Ever have that post you want to take back but couldn't because people quoted it?

hah i knew that post in the jay-z thread was gonna be a problem

 

[Boombloxer]

Wesley Snipes, Art of War 1

Also, U.S. Marshals.

And Hancock made 624M. It was a successful movie and is getting a sequel.
I thought it was ok, would like a better villain next time, among other things.

 

[Slayven]

hah i knew that post in the jay-z thread was gonna be a problem

It sounded hella funny in my head.

 

[Devolution]

It sounded hella funny in my head.

Going too hard in the paint bruh.

 

[Bay Maximus]

Why nobody got mad at Keenan? Except Kel is probably under a bridge. Look at his wife.

I said cot damn.

Well the black woman stare is well documented, no point to keep focusing on that. I'm surprised no one has gotten the old angry white man/woman looks. My gf is usually oblivious to it much of the time but she even notices these. For some reason I think the old white ladies take more offense than any group.

I almost expected that lady's reaction. I was pleasantly surprised to see the 40 year old birthday dude and the older dude's reaction. It would have been very easy for them to just bite their tongues. There may be hope for mankind after all.

 

[Slayven]

Going too hard in the paint bruh.

Live and learn

 

[Parallax]

It sounded hella funny in my head.

dont fuck with _____-GAF circles unless they recognize you. its a dangerous gamble otherwise due to the actual trolling that shows up.

 

[Vermillion]

Why nobody got mad at Keenan? Except Kel is probably under a bridge. Look at his wife.

Oh my God, Becky

Ever have that post you want to take back but couldn't because people quoted it?

Yyyyyep. Even moreso is that the people who don't know you will be the ones to comment on it. There will be a few others who can get your intention, but they'll be ignored. Regret all around. I'm shit at wording posts.

 

[Gattsu25]

Well the black woman stare is well documented, no point to keep focusing on that. I'm surprised no one has gotten the old angry white man/woman looks. My gf is usually oblivious to it much of the time but she even notices these. For some reason I think the old white ladies take more offense than any group.

Wow.

I'm not shocked at the racism. I'm not shocked at the sane people that stood up for the couple. I'm shocked at how quickly the "I have black friends" defense came up.

 

[eternaLightness]

Damn, Kenan won.

 

[Slayven]

Damn, Kenan won.

I read him and Kel parted ways over money.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Yeah, well he clearly came out with the better end of the deal in the end. God DAMN

 

[Nakazato]

Kobe10.gif

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Why nobody got mad at Keenan? Except Kel is probably under a bridge. Look at his wife.

fuuuuu

 

[ViewtifulJC]

WRONG THREAD!

 

[Slayven]

Yeah, well he clearly came out with the better end of the deal in the end. God DAMN

Keenan was on Wendy Williams(god forgive me for watching, but I was cleaning and didn't feel like changing the channel). He seems like a pretty cool dude, if a bit socially awkward. I might be mistaking him giving Wendy the stinkeye though.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

So Kenan is on SNL and got a super fine ass wife, what the fuck is Kel doing?

 

[Professor Beef]

So Kenan is on SNL and got a super fine ass wife, what the fuck is Kel doing?

Talking about God on his website.

:x

 

[ViewtifulJC]

WHO LOVES GOD

KEL LOVES GOD

IS IT TRUE!?

MMHMM I DO-I DO-I DO-OOOOOOOOOO

 

[DY_nasty]

So Kenan is on SNL and got a super fine ass wife, what the fuck is Kel doing?

Losing?

 

[Professor Beef]

WHO LOVES GOD

KEL LOVES GOD

IS IT TRUE!?

MMHMM AMEN AMEN AMEN A-MEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

Fixed

 

[Slayven]

So Kenan is on SNL and got a super fine ass wife, what the fuck is Kel doing?

He had a recurring roll on One on One. And he is doing Asylum films.

 

[Urban Scholar]

Why nobody got mad at Keenan? Except Kel is probably under a bridge. Look at his wife.

Good lord, my brothers I applaud this man.

 

[Bay Maximus]

So Kenan is on SNL and got a super fine ass wife, what the fuck is Kel doing?

Welcome to Goodburger, home of the Goodburger, can I take your order?

 

[Slayven]

Good lord, my brothers I applaud this man.

You know Grandma in that pic was like "You better wax that ass Kenan".

 

[Bay Maximus]

Anybody here cut their own hair? What kind of clippers/liners do you use?

 

[zero_suit]

Anybody here cut their own hair? What kind of clippers/liners do you use?

I use the Oster Professional Fast Feed. The recommended liners are the Andis T-Outliners, apparently.

 

[eternaLightness]

I always thought Kel would be the bigger star. He was way more funnier and likable than Kenan.

 

[DY_nasty]

I always thought Kel would be the bigger star. He was way more funnier and likable than Kenan.

Nas also lost.

 

[zero_suit]

I always thought Kel would be the bigger star. He was way more funnier and likable than Kenan.

Indeed, but life isn't fair.

 

[Face it Tiger..]

Nas also lost.

Preach.

 

[Onemic]

Nas also lost.

He lost the war but won the battle.

 

[Imm0rt4l]

Nas also lost.

This is irrefutable.

He lost the war but won the battle.

This is true, Ether is on some other shit. But even in winning, the guy still manages to lose. He got another mans condoms in his babyseat, man.

 

[zero_suit]

Nas also lost.

Kelis fleeced him.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

How much she getting for child support? Something like 15 grand a month? It was some wacky ass number.

 

[zero_suit]

How much she getting for child support? Something like 15 grand a month? It was some wacky ass number.

$55,000...Holy Shit!

http://www.theboombox.com/2009/07/23/nas-to-pay-kelis-55-000-a-month-in-child-support/

 

[DominoKid]

And he's a bad father... in his own words

 

[Professor Beef]

Jesus fuck. No wonder she ain't making music no more.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

$55,000...Holy Shit!

http://www.theboombox.com/2009/07/23/nas-to-pay-kelis-55-000-a-month-in-child-support/

No wonder I aint heard from her in years, chick gettin' a yearly salary every 30 days

Goddamn Nas, this is what we call "losing", man.

 

[Maron]

Has anyone had experience growing an afro? In the process of doing one for the past few months but I don't know much of what I should be doing besides putting stuff like Olive Oil Organic Hair Lotion on every day. Hair's about a half-inch tall so far.

 

[bishoptl]

New SWV album? 10000x yes. Loved these girls back in the day. The "Right Here" Human Nature remix still gives me goosebumps 2 decades later.

 

[Parallax]

New SWV album? 10000x yes. Loved these girls back in the day. The "Right Here" Human Nature remix still gives me goosebumps 2 decades later.

wait, slow down. what new album?

 

[PhoenixDark]

Nas also lost.

Nas is a better rapper and is more handsome than the camel. He won the battle, everything else don't matter breh

 

[DY_nasty]

Nas is a better rapper and is more handsome than the camel. He won the battle, everything else don't matter breh

Winning isn't everything.

But losing is nothing.

 

[masud]

Yo Kelis was bad as fuck for like 6 months though...

 

[Devolution]

Yo confession time, I've never played a Final Fantasy.

 

[Professor Beef]

Yo confession time, I've never played a Final Fantasy.

You're not missing much unless RPGs are your thing.

 

[DY_nasty]

You're not missing much unless RPGs are your thing.

You wanna fight?