WhiskeyDiver
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The premise of his channel is pretty stereotypical. A scottishirishbritish man drinks liquor and goes on rants about shitty movies with a slight, alcohol assisted slur to his voice, and a hint of his sanity slowly seeping out having to watch terrible movies, talk about terrible movies, and terrible rumors about movies including the most famous, useless, flat, uninspired wooden block(Has no ass. I'll give you a hint. Starts with Brie and ends with Larson. That's a joke, because Everyone already knows Brie Larson is the most famous block of wood in all of creation.) joining in on the fun of kicking a thrice dead horse(Star Wars) far beyond 6 feet right into the fuckin core of the Earth. The difference is, he is able to bear this insane agony and deliver entertaining, humorous and extremely well put together videos. They aren't the most flashy, but one does not have to be flashy, when you're as beautiful as this selfless, amazing and just straight up Universal Treasure bastard is.
I'm not gay, but if he told me, "You and I are going to sex of the man on man variety right now" with that combination of voice and chad alpha omega masculinity beautiful handsomeness, I would not say no even if he said he gonna go in dry.
...Oh god that's at least 3 different levels of gay right there, but who cares? I don't regret saying it, and I don't have children or a wife to disappoint and heart break, so it's not like admitting to this is going to ruin my life.
Onto the serious part of this thread, since I wasn't going to just flat out embarrass myself. I find him genuinely funny, and I haven't come across one of his videos where any single part of it was difficult to watch because of him. It's the horrible film or wooden block or actress he's talking about that makes it painful to watch. I managed to watch his two videos on Ghostbusters back to back and no pausing for breaks to projectile vomit into a trash can. Most people know that just a still image from the Ghostbusters remake causes severe nausea and headache if one looks at it for too long. The consequences of watching parts of the film in motion has a large chance of being fatal to the unfortunate viewer. But listening to Critical Drinker talk about them, and all the horrible shit that went along with it, his mocking, unapologetic and just spot on truth about that dumpster fire helped me get through all 19:30 of them without dying. If that a surefire sign that this man is legitimately entertaining, I don't know what else can convince people. Not all of his videos are going to be 100% pure genius or greatness. He'll make some videos that might not elicit a single chuckle or one may not make it through more than a minute of some. That's fine. Nobody is perfect. As much as I enjoy his content, there are some of his videos that I got bored of watching within the first two minutes of watching them. Two minutes sounds a bit premature in terms of giving a video a fair shake, but I'm not perfect. What if those two minutes set the general tone for the vast majority of the video. I don't think anyone would want to sit through say, a video that gives a person 15 minutes of boredom and 30 seconds enjoyment. That's a piss poor ratio of time wasted to time well spent.
I honestly cannot nor will not say you will love him or hate him. My opinion of him is only a single one. I enjoy his content. I hope some or most people that give his content a shot will enjoy it, and it's perfectly understandable that there definitely will be people that don't like or even outright hate him. If we all liked the same content, the world would be boring.
If you wanna give him a shot, I just say start wherever. It may take one or a few videos to form a solid opinion of him for yourself. Channel Link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSJPFQdZwrOutnmSFYtbstA
The title of the thread is obvious hyperbole, but it wouldn't be the first.
There are some groups of people, that are comprised of the physically weakest, thinnest shelled, easiest to offend and communicate in high pitched, ear drum shattering screechest, simply deranged and delusional people
Edit: I know I said types of people in the title, but it's too late now. An effort was made. I never said it was a good one.
The entire collective that genuinely believes OJ never killed anyone - 4 people.
People who would actually be willing and enthusiastic giving Caitlyn Jenner'sformer outie now innie penis VAGINA
Humans composed of 90% of Soy - Entirety of RE...
Feelings hurt if you even glance negatively in their Direction -Entirety of Re...
People that think the new trilogy is better than the original - Originally 15 people. Now 6. 9 have since been humanely shot into the sun.
Forum with the most openly active NAMBLA MEMBERS - ....way to obvious. I was going to ask the question, "Do I really even need to give the slightest hint as to what forum I'm talking about?" but then I would feel even dumber for asking such a stupid question despite it being rhetorical and delivered in an unnecessary mocking tone.
I would keep going, but lame things can only be dragged for so long before they always manage to get back on the whee-nope. I'm going to hell, but I don't want an entire part of it being devoted to my eternal suffering.
TL DR I reccommend giving the critical drinker videos a watch or two. I found him entertaining. You might find him interesting, not interesting, or somewhere inbetween.
I'm not gay, but if he told me, "You and I are going to sex of the man on man variety right now" with that combination of voice and chad alpha omega masculinity beautiful handsomeness, I would not say no even if he said he gonna go in dry.
...Oh god that's at least 3 different levels of gay right there, but who cares? I don't regret saying it, and I don't have children or a wife to disappoint and heart break, so it's not like admitting to this is going to ruin my life.
Onto the serious part of this thread, since I wasn't going to just flat out embarrass myself. I find him genuinely funny, and I haven't come across one of his videos where any single part of it was difficult to watch because of him. It's the horrible film or wooden block or actress he's talking about that makes it painful to watch. I managed to watch his two videos on Ghostbusters back to back and no pausing for breaks to projectile vomit into a trash can. Most people know that just a still image from the Ghostbusters remake causes severe nausea and headache if one looks at it for too long. The consequences of watching parts of the film in motion has a large chance of being fatal to the unfortunate viewer. But listening to Critical Drinker talk about them, and all the horrible shit that went along with it, his mocking, unapologetic and just spot on truth about that dumpster fire helped me get through all 19:30 of them without dying. If that a surefire sign that this man is legitimately entertaining, I don't know what else can convince people. Not all of his videos are going to be 100% pure genius or greatness. He'll make some videos that might not elicit a single chuckle or one may not make it through more than a minute of some. That's fine. Nobody is perfect. As much as I enjoy his content, there are some of his videos that I got bored of watching within the first two minutes of watching them. Two minutes sounds a bit premature in terms of giving a video a fair shake, but I'm not perfect. What if those two minutes set the general tone for the vast majority of the video. I don't think anyone would want to sit through say, a video that gives a person 15 minutes of boredom and 30 seconds enjoyment. That's a piss poor ratio of time wasted to time well spent.
I honestly cannot nor will not say you will love him or hate him. My opinion of him is only a single one. I enjoy his content. I hope some or most people that give his content a shot will enjoy it, and it's perfectly understandable that there definitely will be people that don't like or even outright hate him. If we all liked the same content, the world would be boring.
If you wanna give him a shot, I just say start wherever. It may take one or a few videos to form a solid opinion of him for yourself. Channel Link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSJPFQdZwrOutnmSFYtbstA
The title of the thread is obvious hyperbole, but it wouldn't be the first.
There are some groups of people, that are comprised of the physically weakest, thinnest shelled, easiest to offend and communicate in high pitched, ear drum shattering screechest, simply deranged and delusional people
Edit: I know I said types of people in the title, but it's too late now. An effort was made. I never said it was a good one.
The entire collective that genuinely believes OJ never killed anyone - 4 people.
People who would actually be willing and enthusiastic giving Caitlyn Jenner's
Humans composed of 90% of Soy - Entirety of RE...
Feelings hurt if you even glance negatively in their Direction -Entirety of Re...
People that think the new trilogy is better than the original - Originally 15 people. Now 6. 9 have since been humanely shot into the sun.
Forum with the most openly active NAMBLA MEMBERS - ....way to obvious. I was going to ask the question, "Do I really even need to give the slightest hint as to what forum I'm talking about?" but then I would feel even dumber for asking such a stupid question despite it being rhetorical and delivered in an unnecessary mocking tone.
I would keep going, but lame things can only be dragged for so long before they always manage to get back on the whee-nope. I'm going to hell, but I don't want an entire part of it being devoted to my eternal suffering.
TL DR I reccommend giving the critical drinker videos a watch or two. I found him entertaining. You might find him interesting, not interesting, or somewhere inbetween.
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