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The curious hantavirus outbreak


I'm starting to understand the "burn down the observatory" thing now

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I'm beginning to think Albert Wesker is just hold up somewhere repeatedly releasing viruses so most of us shit ourselves till we die and the only ones left on the planet are a couple million Chuck Norris level super beings.
 
A deep state conspiracy by the WHO and bill gates to create a news story that is a big fuss about nothing according to the WHO.
 
Guys we know the only way to go back to decent hardware prices is the Thanos solution.
Let's just welcome the new plague and hope we are part of the surviving half.
 


this nigga the worst acting I've ever seen lmao

the fuck is this?

I think he's crying because they ran out of condoms and his boyfriend wont ride him bareback.

Though to be trapped on one of these things, confined to a room, without all the cruise ship amenities that can make it bearable, does sound like a special kind of hell.

It's why I have a kindle now that always has a nice backlog downloaded to it and make sure to have a few bottles of booze in the room ASAP :P
 
Well they don't really know if that is happening, it's probably people consuming the same contaminated food or something.

But since it CAN spread human to human, even if incredibly rare, people are having a freak out over it.
Isn't that a thought? Maybe the rats or mice are on the boat.
 
Maybe the Netherlands should be quarantined from the rest of the non-birdshit touching Europeans?


When the Schilperoords returned to Argentina on March 27, they visited a landfill four miles outside the city of Ushuaia.

The spot, overrun with trash, is avoided like the plague by its residents, but serves as a pilgrimage point for birdwatchers from all over the world in search of a rare creature — the white-throated caracara, nicknamed Darwin's caracara after famed evolutionary biologist Charles Darwin, the first to collect it.
Well we have this year's winner of the Darwin Awards 😑

Maybe Hantavirus should be renamed Shilperpoo'd Virus.
 
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