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[DMczaf]

Solo's thought of the night: TDKR should have a scene where Bruce reflects over a picture of Rachel. And its Katie Holmes Rachel. And by "picture", I mean nudes. And by "reflect", I mean rub one out.

They zoom in on the photo, and it's Anne Hathaway's Katie Holmes.

 

[Guzim]

Solo's thought of the night: TDKR should have a scene where Bruce reflects over a picture of Rachel. And its Katie Holmes Rachel. And by "picture", I mean nudes. And by "reflect", I mean rub one out.

This has to be playing.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

Solo's thought of the night: TDKR should have a scene where Bruce reflects over a picture of Rachel. And its Katie Holmes Rachel. And by "picture", I mean nudes. And by "reflect", I mean rub one out.

Missing a crucial detail

Spoiler

While Alfred watches.

 

[Solo]

This has to be playing.

Somber masturbation?





























I like it.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

This has to be playing.

The most artistic masturbation sequence since The Black Swan.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

What does a bat and a cat have in common?

They both end with at.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

Masta Wayne I have a lettah for-



.....oh.....oh, it's nothing, nevah mind.

 

[Solo]

The most artistic masturbation sequence since The Black Swan.

Aronofsky was to direct Batman before Nolan. So Nolan directs the masturbation scene that Aronofsky cannot!

It's like poetry.

 

[Solo]

"What good is all that jerking off if you can't even lift a bloody log?"

 

[Guzim]

He's definitely looking at Penthouse.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE, DOCTOR?

*bat-splooge*

 

[Guzim]

TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE, DOCTOR?

*bat-splooge*

Eww!!

 

[DMczaf]

TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE, DOCTOR?

*bat-splooge*

 

[ShipTheCheese]

TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE, DOCTOR?

*bat-splooge*

Welp. That's that scene forever tainted.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

Each new Bane coat in TDKR is worth a feature length Magic Mike.

Gonna need to bring scuba diving gear if I'm gonna make it out of the theater alive.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE, DOCTOR?

*bat-splooge*

 

[ShipTheCheese]

Can you feel it? It's the calm before the storm/reviews.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

Can you feel it? It's the calm before the storm/reviews.

Sounds like you're looking forward to it.

 

[ShipTheCheese]

Sounds like you're looking forward to it.

I'm Catwoman

Uh, I mean

I'm adaptable.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

Storm's/Movie's coming.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

 

[MetalGuardian]

Is there a higher quality version of the new Catwoman spot?

WHY ISN'T THIS MOVIE IN MY VEINS YET

Re-watched TDK today, and I am happy to confirm that, yep, it still kicks all sorts of ass

 

[G-Fex]

This is all one gigantic death trap.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

hnnnnnngggg

Batman knows what's up.

It'll bomb in the face of Elysium, I'm afraid.

Goddamn. I'm in love with her.

She's gonna break my heart when she obviously screws over Bats. But then piece it back together when they dreamily kiss in the snow over Bane's smouldering corpse.

Sigh...

 

[IamMattFox]

Bruce finally has a lady who can keep up with him.

 

[effzee]

Can't do any worse then Jack the Giant Killer is gonna do to Bryan Singer's career

When is that coming out? Or did it already?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Her walking to the Batpod is after she screws him over and she's trying to redeem herself and shit, right? Right?

I base this speculation on the trailers.

Wait, Bruce has just kept the Batpod in a storage container for eight years? The fuck? You have a giant cave, dude!

Didn't even replace the Tumbler.

 

[DMczaf]

Her walking to the Batpod is after she screws him over and she's trying to redeem herself and shit, right? Right?

I base this speculation on the trailers.

Wait, Bruce has just kept the Batpod in a storage container for eight years? The fuck? You have a giant cave, dude!

Didn't even replace the Tumbler.

It would be hilarious if Batman kept Batpods all over the city for emergencies. There are like 527 Batpods in Gotham.

 

[Wingfan19]

One thing I just realized about this Catwoman, no whip? I could've sworn I read an interview with Anne where she talked about practicing with it.

 

[ezekial45]

Her walking to the Batpod is after she screws him over and she's trying to redeem herself and shit, right? Right?

I base this speculation on the trailers.

Wait, Bruce has just kept the Batpod in a storage container for eight years? The fuck? You have a giant cave, dude!

Didn't even replace the Tumbler.

I'd imagine he'd need to have it strategically placed somewhere in the city. Since driving from the bat cave at Wayne Manor all the way into the city would take too much time.

 

[IamMattFox]

One thing I just realized about this Catwoman, no whip? I could've sworn I read an interview with Anne where she talked about practicing with it.

For the sexy scenes.

 

[Graphics Horse]

Wait, Bruce has just kept the Batpod in a storage container for eight years? The fuck? You have a giant cave, dude!
.

No lol.

In the last film the bunker platform rises up into the inside of a storage container. He has places other than the cave.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

No lol.

In the last film the bunker platform rises up into the inside of a storage container. He has places other than the cave.

But he opens the door...

And the batpod's in there. He just leaves the batpod on a mysterious underground platform?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

For the sexy scenes.

 

[Graphics Horse]

But he opens the door...

And the batpod's in there. He just leaves the batpod on a mysterious underground platform?

I must be missing something, it looks like he used the Batpod in this film before he hands it to Catwoman, he's not parked it there for 8 years.
The door opens remotely so who knows what's going on inside

 

[G-Fex]

So Catwoman starts off as a heel then turns face halfway through the movie eh?

Batman sure traded up over old dead whats her name.

 

[IamMattFox]

So Catwoman starts off as a heel then turns face halfway through the movie eh?

Batman sure traded up over old dead whats her name.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

So Catwoman starts off as a heel then turns face halfway through the movie eh?

Batman sure traded up over old dead whats her name.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Batman sure traded up over old dead whats her name.

She had a weird face.

 

[ShipTheCheese]

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

MessenjahMatt's newest wallpaper is clever

1152x864

1920x1080

Also this:

http://forums.superherohype.com/showpost.php?p=23661575&postcount=605

 

[Graphics Horse]

Is Batman a robot.

 

[G-Fex]

Is Batman a robot.

No he just dresses like one.

She had a weird face.

She was taking SMILEX

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Fucking dodge, Bruce

 

[G-Fex]

He's got armor he's okay.

Now that I think about it, Harvey's kinda stupid (eckhart) cause well...he KNOWS Batman wears some sort of body armor.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Again, the very first time we see in Batman '89, he shows up, stands there and gets shot.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

He's got armor he's okay.

Now that I think about it, Harvey's kinda stupid (eckhart) cause well...he KNOWS Batman wears some sort of body armor.

Maybe that's why he shot him in the stomach instead of the face.

Cause there's still a part of him (the real Harvey) intact, a shred of his soul. Maybe he wouldn't have even shot the kid, he just wanted to prove something to Gordon, and Batman killed him before he could.

 

[G-Fex]

Again, the very first time we see in Batman '89, he shows up, stands there and gets shot.

intimidation and living up to the mythos of a undying creature, a giant bat.

That's a good theory Guy, I'll buy that.

 

[rekameohs]

Maybe that's why he shot him in the stomach instead of the face.

Cause there's still a part of him (the real Harvey) intact, a shred of his soul. Maybe he wouldn't have even shot the kid, he just wanted to prove something to Gordon, and Batman killed him before he could.

He also was willing to kill himself before flipping the coin for the boy, but then again, that's probably just to add to the tension for the sake of the movie.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Again, the very first time we see in Batman '89, he shows up, stands there and gets shot.

Forgot that one. Fixed now.