The Dark Knight Rises Unsafe (?) Hype Thread |5 Spoiled, 2 Of Them Mods!|

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Higher quality confirms that is Anne Hathaway.

Dem curves!

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Batman comics are weird.
 
notice how she doesnt turn around in that shot? suspicious
Kids lessons from Nolan's batman:
1. If you talk to batman he'll give you next gen vision equipment for show and tell
2. Katie Holmes will protect you with her razor sharp nipples
3. If you pretend to shoot cars batman will appear on the batpod and really blow them up
4. Run from the cops if you kill someone
5. Batpods are located in lit boxes in alleyways
 
Good lord Batman sounds ridiculous when he says "to start it, throttle". There's something about that voice where any normal conversation sounds awful from him.

I had my doubts about Anne but she seems fine here.
 
Guy says hi in the youtube comments

Hey GAF... I WILL RISE, don't you worry - NTGYK.
God damn it, I need Anne in my life. She's so hot, I wanna take her out to the restaurant in the revolving Harbour Center downtown and then go for a lovely walk on the Seawall. Yeah baby. Be emotionally intimate with me.
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Also, I didn't get banned for GIFs!  Go nuts people. Back in two weeks.
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Keaton groped Vicky Vale while she was sleeping. You could say it was to get her film, but it was sexual assault.

Uh no, they had consensual sex together. As Batman and Vicki. As soon as he approached her and then put his cape up during the last scene that was the signal for him sexing her in the Batcave

Then he dropped her off at her apartment, and retrieved the photos while she was sleeping.
 
Uh no, they had consensual sex together. As Batman and Vicki. As soon as he approached her and then put his cape up during the last scene that was the signal for him sexing her in the Batcave

Then he dropped her off at her apartment, and retrieved the photos while she was sleeping.
No. She was trashed and he was barely affected. That's rape
 
Uh no, they had consensual sex together. As Batman and Vicki. As soon as he approached her and then put his cape up during the last scene that was the signal for him sexing her in the Batcave

Then he dropped her off at her apartment, and retrieved the photos while she was sleeping.

So today we've had G-Fex admit to creating Alyx porn and he can explain away date rape.
 
No. She was trashed and he was barely affected. That's rape

He already had sex with Vicki, he was just doing it again as Batman.

Geez you people.

I DO NOT MAKE ALYX PORN.

And it's not rape, She was all fucking turned on for Batman of course it was inevitable they were going to do it in the Bat cave
 
In-suit Catwomen:
Julie Newmar (dat ass) >= Anne Hathaway (dat ass pt. 2) > Halle Berry (hottest actress here but costume looked dumb) > Michelle Pfeiffer > Eartha Kitt

out of suit/Selina Kyle:
Michelle Pfeiffer (looked crazy and hot, crazy hot) > Halle Berry (best female basketball player ever) > Julie Newmar > Anne Hathaway > Eartha Kitt

it is known.
 
He already had sex with Vicki, he was just doing it again as Batman.

Geez you people.

I DO NOT MAKE ALYX PORN.

And it's not rape, She was all fucking turned on for Batman of course it was inevitable they were going to do it in the Bat cave
On their date Alfred calls it a night.
Bruce got her hammered and had sex with her.
Then he sleeps upside down. Idk what scene you guys are talking about

In BO news tdkr tracking for a $150M opening week
http://www.latimes.com/entertainmen...ource=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&dlvrit=71043
 
He already had sex with Vicki, he was just doing it again as Batman.

Geez you people.

I DO NOT MAKE ALYX PORN.

And it's not rape, She was all fucking turned on for Batman of course it was inevitable they were going to do it in the Bat cave

she had gone through a terrible ordeal were men were out to kill her. she was in an emotionally vulnerable state and under a lot mental/physical stress. Keaton took advantage of that.
 
She looks like a hostage in that 2nd pic. Like Bruce kidnapped her and forces her to wear a dress to take photos.

"WE ARE A HAPPY FAMILY! PUT THE DRESS ON!"
 
The most interesting figure there is that definite interest is actually higher than it was for Avengers or TDK (those were 61 and 62%, respectively, while Rises is at 64%). Basically, this means that WB just has to raise awareness for the film, which is where the film is apparently lacking.

It'll certainly open far, far above $150m.
 
He blew a guy up, and SMILED.

I say he raped her.

A lot of heroes smile or smirk as they take out bad guys. Indiana Jones for example.

she had gone through a terrible ordeal were men were out to kill her. she was in an emotionally vulnerable state and under a lot mental/physical stress. Keaton took advantage of that.

She was fucking amazed by the heroics of Batman, his mysteriousness was a huge turn on for her and so was the car, chicks dig the car.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ateQQc-AgEM

On their date Alfred calls it a night.
Bruce got her hammered and had sex with her.
Then he sleeps upside down. Idk what scene you guys are talking about

For the first and last time guys.

HE WAS NOT SLEEPING UPSIDE DOWN.

He moves his arms in a certain motion indicating that he was in fact awake and doing certain exercises. He wasn't asleep. He woke up to work out.
 
lol that detail always creeps me out in Raiders. Why the fuck would Dr. Jones do that?

She knew what she was doing!


Indiana: Hello, Marion.
Marion: Indiana Jones. I always knew some day you'd come walking back through my door. I never doubted that. Something made it inevitable. So, what are you doing here in Nepal?
Indiana: I need one of the pieces your father collected.
[Marion surprises him with a right cross to the jaw]
Marion: I've learned to hate you in the last ten years!
Indiana: I never meant to hurt you.
Marion: I was a child. I was in love. It was wrong and you knew it!
Indiana: You knew what you were doing.
Marion: Now I do. This is my place. Get out!
 
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