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[iapetus]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/food/Story/0,2763,1246214,00.html

Scientists discover decaf coffee bean

It's the news coffee-loving insomniacs the world over have been waiting for - scientists have discovered a naturally caffeine-free coffee plant.

 

[Prospero]

Why would God even bother to create a caffeine-free coffee bean? What's the use?

 

[MetatronM]

I'll be impressed when they find the ever-elusive Frappucino Tree.

 

[heavy liquid]

Yes, but caffeine can save your liver!

http://www.forbes.com/lifestyle/health/2004/06/22/cx_0622htow.html

Everhart and Ruhl found the more coffee and caffeine these people drank, the less likely they were to develop liver injury. This finding was the same for all age, gender and ethnic groups.

 

[Tritroid]

Decaf sucks. What's the point of drinking coffee if there's no caffeine? It's intended to wake you up.

 

[Shogmaster]

Why would God even bother to create a caffeine-free coffee bean? What's the use?

The same reason he created the Penguin and Gary Coleman: To fuck with us!