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Ancient indeed. Other 'ancients' like Marilyn Monroe and James Dean achieved with their short lives what Madonna never will with hers.
I've noted that you've just NOT BOTHERED comparing her to JANICE. Point taken; Madonna is on ANOTHER LEVEL, who'll remember Janice 5 years after she fucks off? They'd probably tribute LA TOYA at her FUNERAL by ACCIDENT.
50 years after their deaths, these two icons have managed to live on through their enduring popularity.
Check out who is on the cover of Vanity Fair this month... Hint: it's not your fave.
Vanity Fair
ATLANTIS?
I cannot find a SINGLE reference to this from a Google search.
In what DELUSIONAL, MADE UP world is this LARGE BITCH appearing on ANY cover?
MeanWHILE, here are some receipts you can use to absorb those tears
Legends never die, but sluts always die first.
If that were true, MICHAEL would still be here instead of JANICE.
And you're trying to come at MADONNA for being a "slut"?!
FHM... what DIZZING HEIGHTS, how could I possibly COMPARE THIS with Madonna's ICONIC SELF-PUBLISHED MANIFESTO.
No hips and a BULGE, looks like the Sex reassignment therapy is coming along nicely.
Hope she shares the same doctor as MICHAEL.
Sorry to have kept you waiting, Janet's been quite busy
Yes, I'm sure all the BINGE EATING and CUNT MUNCHING have really holed that fat bitch up
"Where's my career?!"
It must have been awful to have nothing to do but watch those MDNA sales (or noted lack thereof) plummet most spectacularly.
Come for MDNA when Janice bothers releasing something new. I'd imagine she'd be MORE THAN THRILLED with 100K sales (in South Africa and OTHER TERRITORIES).
Meanwhile, Janet has the nation signing up for Nutrisystem en masse with her amazing body, is gearing up for the continuation of her World Tour, and is in the middle of producing two films with Lionsgate.
Why BOTHER, hun? You just SHADED her YOURSELF.
And lol, "World Tour", even DANE COOK sells out MORE THEATERS and he does it WITHOUT the help of DECREPIT GAY STANS.
How's Madonna's film career these days, out of curiosity? Janet can decline a spot at the judges' table on X-Factor because she has BETTER things to be doing with her time.
Better things? INFOMERCIALS?
OOPS, Janice just swallowed her DIGNITY.
If you're trying to make that joke, it would seem like you're ignorant of a very common side effect of a macrobiotic diet, which Madonna strictly adheres to. Perhaps sales bombs aren't the only bombs Madonna excels at producing. If her own "bombs" are anywhere near as rank as her music, it might help explain why everybody she works with ends up hating her.
lol, coffee enemas. Far be it from JANICE to DENY her ARSEHOLE of being filled with something HOT AND BLACK.
Sucking from the DUSTY TITS of JANICE is enough to leave anybody SOUR.
Nobody is calling Janice a BITCH because she's BLACK, it's because shes a CUNT.
Your attempt at shading The Queen was, like Janice's career, BELOW AVERAGE.
Best wishes on your NEXT ATTEMPT, DEAR
