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The Handy Dandy Belief-O-Matic™

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GaimeGuy

Volunteer Deputy Campaign Director, Obama for America '16
1. Liberal Quakers (100%)
2. Reform Judaism (96%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (95%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (85%)
5. Neo-Pagan (81%)
6. Bahá'í Faith (74%)
7. Sikhism (73%)
8. New Age (71%)
9. Secular Humanism (68%)
10. Orthodox Judaism (59%)
11. New Thought (59%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (55%)
13. Jainism (54%)
14. Islam (54%)
15. Scientology (52%)
16. Hinduism (50%)
17. Theravada Buddhism (49%)
18. Orthodox Quaker (48%)
19. Nontheist (41%)
20. Taoism (40%)
21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (38%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (33%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (33%)
24. Roman Catholic (33%)
25. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (32%)
26. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (24%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (13%)




Interesting, to say the least. :lol

My family and I, we belong to a conservative jewish synagogue, but we only go there for the high holidays and/or special occasions (Bar & Bat Mitzvahs, Kaddish, etc). We celebrate all the holidays, such as passover & hannukah.

I think this kind of sums up my beliefs pretty well, actually.
 
1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (88%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (87%)
4. Liberal Quakers (84%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (81%)
6. Nontheist (73%)
7. Neo-Pagan (66%)
8. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (53%)
9. Taoism (52%)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (51%)
11. Reform Judaism (50%)
12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (50%)
13. New Age (50%)
14. Sikhism (48%)
15. Bah�'� Faith (46%)
16. Jehovah's Witness (40%)
17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (40%)
18. Hinduism (40%)
19. New Thought (39%)
20. Jainism (38%)
21. Orthodox Quaker (36%)
22. Scientology (35%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (28%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (24%)
25. Islam (21%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (15%)
27. Roman Catholic (15%)


About right, although, I would've probably pegged Buddhism a little higher.
 

Triumph

Banned
1. Theravada Buddhism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (96%)
3. Liberal Quakers (83%)
4. Mahayana Buddhism (80%)
5. Taoism (76%)
6. Neo-Pagan (73%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (72%)
8. Secular Humanism (72%)
9. New Age (67%)
10. Jainism (60%)
11. Bahá'í Faith (55%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (55%)
13. Nontheist (52%)
14. Hinduism (51%)
15. Reform Judaism (48%)
16. New Thought (47%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (46%)
18. Scientology (43%)
19. Sikhism (40%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (30%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (28%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (27%)
23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (27%)
24. Islam (20%)
25. Jehovah's Witness (19%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (11%)
27. Roman Catholic (11%)

Actually took the test(bored on my break, why not). Not surprising considering the only faiths I've ever professed to having were Unitarianism as a child and Buddhism until a couple years ago.
 

etiolate

Banned
1. Orthodox Quaker (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (84%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (82%)
4. Eastern Orthodox (82%)
5. Roman Catholic (82%)
6. Seventh Day Adventist (77%)
7. Liberal Quakers (67%)
8. Orthodox Judaism (67%)
9. Sikhism (64%)
10. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (60%)
11. Unitarian Universalism (60%)
12. Hinduism (59%)
13. Islam (58%)
14. Bah�'� Faith (55%)
15. Reform Judaism (50%)
16. Jehovah's Witness (47%)
17. Jainism (43%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (43%)
19. Neo-Pagan (42%)
20. Theravada Buddhism (42%)
21. Secular Humanism (37%)
22. New Age (35%)
23. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (28%)
24. Nontheist (26%)
25. Taoism (25%)
26. Scientology (24%)
27. New Thought (18%)

I'm not surprised by the Quakerness.
 
Predictable, as expected..

1. Staminationism (100%)
2. Church of Latter-day Ladies Men (100%)
3. Engorged Phallus Universalism (100%)
4. Unorthodox Orgasm (100%)
5. Earth Movers (100%)
6. Manalykeahsum Buddhyism (100%)
7. Unitarian Pimpalism (100%)
8. Makeher Quakers (100%)
9. Seven Days Straightist (100%)
10. Piston Science (100%)
11. Sexallur Womenism (100%)
12. Islong (100%)
13. Reform Vaginalchasm (100%)
14. Nonstopist (100%)
15. Whoaman Canhedick (100%)
16. Jehovah's Mistress (100%)
17. Cockenballogy (100%)
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant Daughters (100%)
19. Nude Thought (100%)
20. Jane, and Ashley too, ism (100%)
21. Bigthigh Faith (100%)
22. Trio-Bangin (100%)
23. Feasteron Oralcox (100%)
24. Dickjism (100%)
25. Menage a Troislogy (100%)
26. I Slam (100%)
27. Luberal Rubbers (100%)
 

Firest0rm

Member
1. Reform Judaism (100%)
2. Islam (98%)
3. Orthodox Judaism (98%)
4. Liberal Quakers (93%)
5. Sikhism (92%)
6. Bahá'í Faith (90%)
7. Orthodox Quaker (90%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (83%)
9. Unitarian Universalism (80%)
10. Jainism (76%)
11. Neo-Pagan (69%)
12. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (68%)
13. Mahayana Buddhism (65%)
14. Hinduism (62%)
15. Eastern Orthodox (59%)
16. Roman Catholic (59%)
17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (58%)
18. New Age (56%)
19. Seventh Day Adventist (55%)
20. Scientology (54%)
21. Theravada Buddhism (50%)
22. New Thought (48%)
23. Jehovah's Witness (44%)
24. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (43%)
25. Secular Humanism (41%)
26. Taoism (40%)
27. Nontheist (23%)

Note: I'm Muslim.
 

acoustix

Member
1. Liberal Quakers (100%)
2. Bahá'í Faith (98%)
3. Sikhism (97%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
5. Orthodox Quaker (89%)
6. Jainism (88%)
7. Hinduism (86%)
8. Reform Judaism (83%)
9. Neo-Pagan (81%)
10. New Age (75%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (75%)
12. Orthodox Judaism (74%)
13. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (73%)
14. Islam (71%)
15. Scientology (65%)
16. New Thought (65%)
17. Taoism (64%)
18. Theravada Buddhism (63%)
19. Seventh Day Adventist (55%)
20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (52%)
21. Eastern Orthodox (50%)
22. Roman Catholic (50%)
23. Secular Humanism (50%)
24. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (45%)
25. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (43%)
26. Jehovah's Witness (34%)
27. Nontheist (23%)

my parents happen to be Unitarian.

I have to say Im a little surprised by my results.
 

3phemeral

Member
1. Liberal Quakers (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (97%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (95%)
4. Neo-Pagan (77%)
5. Bah�'� Faith (76%)
6. Secular Humanism (71%)
7. New Age (71%)
8. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
9. Mahayana Buddhism (68%)
10. Taoism (63%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (60%)
12. Reform Judaism (60%)
13. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (57%)
14. New Thought (54%)
15. Nontheist (47%)
16. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (47%)
17. Jainism (46%)
18. Scientology (45%)
19. Sikhism (44%)
20. Hinduism (43%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (40%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (35%)
23. Jehovah's Witness (33%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (28%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (23%)
26. Roman Catholic (23%)
27. Islam (21%)

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Truelize

Steroid Distributor
1. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%)
2. Jehovah's Witness (90%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (69%)
4. Orthodox Judaism (68%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (62%)
6. Islam (60%)
7. Bahá'í Faith (58%)
8. Sikhism (56%)
9. Reform Judaism (50%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (49%)
11. Eastern Orthodox (48%)
12. Roman Catholic (48%)
13. Liberal Quakers (46%)
14. Seventh Day Adventist (44%)
15. Jainism (38%)
16. Hinduism (37%)
17. Unitarian Universalism (36%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (36%)
19. Mahayana Buddhism (28%)
20. Theravada Buddhism (27%)
21. Neo-Pagan (25%)
22. New Thought (24%)
23. New Age (19%)
24. Secular Humanism (18%)
25. Scientology (16%)
26. Nontheist (14%)
27. Taoism (12%)

Wow I'm pretty surprised that it was that accurate.
 

temp

posting on contract only
1. Reform Judaism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (92%)
3. Sikhism (90%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (84%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (82%)
6. Bahá'í Faith (76%)
7. Neo-Pagan (75%)
8. Theravada Buddhism (74%)
9. Mahayana Buddhism (74%)
10. Jainism (73%)


I know I can do better than that.
 

Scrow

Still Tagged Accordingly
cubicle47b said:
Shit yeah!
cool. well we've already got a few recruits.
f_elz said:
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
Pimpwerx said:
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
sp0rsk said:
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
Musashi Wins! said:
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
CelticFC#1 said:
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
Dan said:
1. Secular Humanism (100%)

send private message if interested. joining membership and annual fees apply.
 
1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (93%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (90%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (88%)
5. Mahayana Buddhism (83%)
 
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (99%)
3. Nontheist (84%)
4. Liberal Quakers (82%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (80%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
7. Neo-Pagan (58%)
8. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (48%)
9. Taoism (45%)
10. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (44%)
11. Reform Judaism (43%)
12. Bah�'� Faith (41%)
13. New Age (40%)
14. Jehovah's Witness (35%)
15. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (35%)
16. New Thought (35%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (31%)
18. Sikhism (31%)
19. Mahayana Buddhism (30%)
20. Scientology (30%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (23%)
22. Hinduism (18%)
23. Jainism (17%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (16%)
25. Islam (16%)
26. Orthodox Judaism (16%)
27. Roman Catholic (16%)

About what I expected.
 
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
3. Liberal Quakers (87%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (83%)
5. Nontheist (76%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (68%)
7. Neo-Pagan (63%)
8. Bah�'� Faith (54%)
9. Taoism (50%)
10. New Age (47%)
11. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (42%)
12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (41%)
13. Reform Judaism (40%)
14. Mahayana Buddhism (37%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (35%)
16. New Thought (31%)
17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (30%)
18. Jehovah's Witness (29%)
19. Sikhism (26%)
20. Scientology (25%)
21. Jainism (24%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (16%)
23. Hinduism (13%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (10%)
25. Islam (10%)
26. Orthodox Judaism (10%)
27. Roman Catholic (10%)
 

Scrow

Still Tagged Accordingly
Father_Brain said:
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
morbidaza said:
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
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excellent... more recruits to the Horde.
 

Miburou

Member
1. Nontheist (100%)
2. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (96%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (88%)
4. Secular Humanism (86%)
5. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (83%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (83%)
7. Theravada Buddhism (82%)
8. Bah�'� Faith (78%)
9. Jehovah's Witness (78%)
10. Liberal Quakers (71%)
11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (65%)
12. Eastern Orthodox (62%)
13. Islam (62%)
14. Orthodox Judaism (62%)
15. Roman Catholic (62%)
16. Hinduism (53%)
17. Sikhism (53%)
18. Seventh Day Adventist (49%)
19. Jainism (44%)
20. Neo-Pagan (42%)
21. New Thought (42%)
22. Mahayana Buddhism (39%)
23. Orthodox Quaker (35%)
24. Reform Judaism (35%)
25. Scientology (26%)
26. New Age (24%)
27. Taoism (24%)

WTF?
 
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