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[bender]

No wonder hes voting for Biden

 

[teezzy]

Isnt big mac sauce just loose ketchup, mayo, and relish? Or is that whopper sauce? I have to reconsider my position in life

 

[Keihart]

Make room for the real queen.

 

[DESTROYA]

Make room for the real queen.

Plain mayo is only useful if you run out of lube

 

[bender]

Make room for the real queen.

Anything that has 500g of baby in it is sure to be awesomesauce.

 

[lachesis]

Make room for the real queen.

For some reason, I am not too big fan of Kewpie mayo by itself. Tastes quite different from what I'm used to.... say, less acidic?
I tend to make my own mayo when I have fresh eggs - but when I'm cooking Okonomiyaki or any Japanese recipe that requires mayo... that's the one to go with for sure.

 

[bender]

 

[CrapSandwich]

Detroit-style coneys are basically just chili dogs. I grew up in Flint and Flint-style coneys are different. The meat sauce is drier and has different spices that chili.

Flint style coney is the legit coney and it requires ketchup in that heavenly sauce.

 

[gradient]

Also fish fingers and ketchup is bloody lovely.

Fish fingers are better with Salad cream:

 

[Keihart]

For some reason, I am not too big fan of Kewpie mayo by itself. Tastes quite different from what I'm used to.... say, less acidic?
I tend to make my own mayo when I have fresh eggs - but when I'm cooking Okonomiyaki or any Japanese recipe that requires mayo... that's the one to go with for sure.

Kewpie mayo does taste quite different to NA mayo, probably because of how different it actually is, for starters it's only yolks.

"Unlike other mayonnaise products that usually use whole eggs, Kewpie Mayo is a made from purely egg yolks. This gives the product a smooth, egg flavor that is similar to homemade mayo. However, it contains no sugar. Other ingredients in Kewpie are vegetable oil, vinegar, spices and other seasonings which gives it a sharp and tangy taste"

 

[bender]

Flint style coney is the legit coney and it requires ketchup in that heavenly sauce.

 

[TaySan]

Yeah .....ketchup + mayo

+ Pickle sauce and onion

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[ipukespiders]

I bought to appease my stupid friends who are always asking me if I have any ketchup and roll their eyes when i offer them packets. If i were a restaurant, they wouldnt react in such a rude manner. Be grateful i have packets, you swine.

Kick all your friends in all their balls.

 

[Pankratous]

Ketchup is easily the single best flavour and nothing comes close. It enhances just about everything that doesn't already have a sauce. I could drink that shit.

 

[Dr.Guru of Peru]

Ketchup is great because you don't need to restrain yourself. You can keep putting it on whatever you're eating, and the more you put on the better it tastes. There's no better meal than french fries swimming in ketchup, two McDoubles with extra ketchup, and a diet coke.

 

[DESTROYA]

Ketchup is easily the single best flavour and nothing comes close. It enhances just about everything that doesn't already have a sauce. I could drink that shit.

Except those disgusting tasting ketchup flavored potato chips , even I have limits.

 

[VibratingPeripheral]

Lets not bring up A1 steak sauce the sewer water of all sauces

Don’t tell me what I can and can’t talk about. I’ll start describing in graphic detail my first experience with 57 sauce and a bottle.

 

[Nvzman]

Blue Cheese > Ranch

Thank you

Ranch is fucking putrid after one taste of it. Literal vomit.
Blue cheese is some real shit though.

 

[Tranquil]

Blue cheese is some real shit though.

^

 

[lock2k]

At what point can we all join hands across the globe and replace ketchup with sriracha worldwide?

I have this exact sriracha on my fridge. You man of culture

 

[Animagic]

ketchup doesn’t belong on burgers or hot dogs, but I like it on meatloaf. I prefer mustard over ketchup.

 

[DESTROYA]

Don’t tell me what I can and can’t talk about. I’ll start describing in graphic detail my first experience with 57 sauce and a bottle.

Is that like a 2 girls and a cup thing ?

 

[eddie4]

Is that like a 2 girls and a cup thing ?

now i want a wendy's frosty

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Fuck ketchup, fuck mayo and fuck mustard.

 

[DESTROYA]

Fuck ketchup, fuck mayo and fuck mustard.

How do you fuck 3 different condiments at the same time ?
This thread is getting weird .

 

[eddie4]

How do you fuck 3 different condiments at the same time ?
This thread is getting weird .

must be part of the ranch crew

 

[Tranquil]

Fuck ketchup, fuck mayo and fuck mustard.

What do you put on your baloney sandwich then?

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

What do you put on your baloney sandwich then?

No baloney for me. Turkey breast or roast ham only. Spinach, shredded cheese, pepperoni and maybe some banana peppers.

 

[DESTROYA]

I bet this is @SLoWMoTIoN irl

 

[JimboJones]

How do you fuck 3 different condiments at the same time ?
This thread is getting weird .

Gotta lube up a fleshlight with something!

 

[Tranquil]

No baloney for me.

 

[BigBooper]

You dip fries in ranch? What kind of monster are you?

Ketchup is good for 3 things. Hamburgers, french fries, or to top a meatloaf before baking.

 

[UncleMeat]

BBQ sauce is the only acceptable condiment.

Hot sauce and Sriracha are also acceptable but I consider those to be more of a seasoning sauce.

 

[Frito_Pendejo]

I’m one of those weird Ketchup people that puts it on almost everything. Just far and away my favorite condiment.

 

[Tschumi]

Ketchup only shines when paired with mustard on a cheeseburger. As such it is not a condiment, it is one half of a condiment.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

If you are putting ketchup on your burger it was either a shit burger or you hate yourself.

 

[Frito_Pendejo]

If you are putting ketchup on your burger it was either a shit burger or you hate yourself.

Or you like ketchup...

 

[UnravelKatharsis]

Nothing beats a good hotdog with mustard and ranch.

 

[VibratingPeripheral]

I prefer to put only peanut butter on my hamburgers if I have access to Jiff. It’s a shame it’s not an option at most restaurants.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I only use ketchup on fries, tbh.

In Texas, this particular brand of ketchup is absolutely divine:

 

[ButtSax]

Yeah I hate ketchup as well. Mayo all the way or ranch. Ketchup can be ok if mixed with mayo. Other than that I always request burger shops hold the ketchup if they put it on their burgers.

 

[Rentahamster]

Ketchup is easily the single best flavour and nothing comes close. It enhances just about everything that doesn't already have a sauce. I could drink that shit.

 

[Rentahamster]

It's like the sledgehammer of condiments. It just overrides everything

 

[BigBooper]

Yall are worse than my sister inlaw with her banana and mayonnaise sandwiches.

 

[UnravelKatharsis]

Yall are worse than my sister inlaw with her banana and mayonnaise sandwiches.

What? You don't enjoy your meatloaf smothered in ranch?

I cant think of a single food item I'd put ketchup on where hot sauce or even ranch dressing wouldnt immediately be superior.

 

[eddie4]

I only use ketchup on fries, tbh.

In Texas, this particular brand of ketchup is absolutely divine:

I'll be down in Texas in about two weeks, and yeah I plan on stopping by for some spicy ketchup. Whataburger spicy ketchup gets a pass from me.
Although, their BBQ, Buffalo, and Jalapeno Ranch are the best.

 

[Rest]

I probably eat ketchup once a year or less. It doesn't taste good, it's pretty bland, it adds nothing of value to a dish.

 

[GloveSlap]

I agree with your taste in most things (including Buffy), but this I can't abide.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Although, their BBQ, Buffalo, and Jalapeno Ranch are the best.

Real talk.

 

[teezzy]

I agree with your taste in most things (including Buffy), but this I can't abide.