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[p_xavier]

A loofah, seriously. They are bacteria ridden, don't dry, clean less than a wash cloth.

 

[violence]

Seriously, why bother?

 

[badblue]

Seriously, why bother?

 

[Rentahamster]

A cock flavored lollipop?

 

[navii]

 

[p_xavier]

A cock flavored lollipop?

Can't even know uncut from cut, damn son.

 

[Plies]

 

[Digital-Aftertaste]

Even as a kid I questioned why does this exist.

 

[Avid Reading Horse]

(I don't let mine connect to the electricity no more. Very sad.)

 

[Blade2.0]

(I don't let mine connect to the electricity no more. Very sad.)

I seriously haven't turned mine on I. A while. I still have red dead redemption 1 and metal gear revengeence on it tho. Still plan to beat them one of these days.

 

[Connificent]

 

[Plies]

.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

.

 

[I collect VHS tapes]

 

[DaciaJC]

Same. When everybody has a phone on them at virtually all times, what's the point of wearing a device that only chafes your skin?

 

[nkarafo]

This crap.

Prepare for a rant. No really, this is useless at least in my country (Greece).

So what's it's purpose? To wipe shit off, right? But toilet paper completely sucks on that job because of how easily it disintegrates. The moment you touch your ass with it it breaks into small pieces that stick on your skin. Same thing happens when you try to wipe any other surface from any other substance. And don't even think about adding some water on it or wiping your butt after you sprinkled it.

So why does it break so easily? Because this way you can throw it into the toilet and it prevents clogging. Not sure if that's a good enough feature that makes it worth all the hassle of not being able to wipe anything but it is what it is. In Greece however, the small pipes we use can still clog even with melting toilet paper. So we never throw it into the toilet, instead we have some specially made trash cans with a lid to prevent the smell from getting out.

So we don't get the feature of throwing it in the toilet for convenience and we still have to put up with it breaking like it's made out of sugar. And yet people still buy the things! And every house still has these as standard. Like why? It's completely useless to us, every other paper such as napkins or kitchen paper are much more durable and you can wipe your ass without them melting in it. Not to mention you should really just use wet wipes for this otherwise you are disgusting.

My life became so much easier when i realize i don't have to use this shit (pun, whatever). But is it just me? Am i using it the wrong way? Did my parents screw up when they potty trained me? What's the secret?

 

[Dr.Morris79]

 

[TexMex]

This crap.

Prepare for a rant. No really, this is useless at least in my country (Greece).

So what's it's purpose? To wipe shit off, right? But toilet paper completely sucks on that job because of how easily it disintegrates. The moment you touch your ass with it it breaks into small pieces that stick on your skin. Same thing happens when you try to wipe any other surface from any other substance. And don't even think about adding some water on it or wiping your butt after you sprinkled it.

So why does it break so easily? Because this way you can throw it into the toilet and it prevents clogging. Not sure if that's a good enough feature that makes it worth all the hassle of not being able to wipe anything but it is what it is. In Greece however, the small pipes we use can still clog even with melting toilet paper. So we never throw it into the toilet, instead we have some specially made trash cans with a lid to prevent the smell from getting out.

So we don't get the feature of throwing it in the toilet for convenience and we still have to put up with it breaking like it's made out of sugar. And yet people still buy the things! And every house still has these as standard. Like why? It's completely useless to us, every other paper such as napkins or kitchen paper are much more durable and you can wipe your ass without them melting in it. Not to mention you should really just use wet wipes for this otherwise you are disgusting.

My life became so much easier when i realize i don't have to use this shit (pun, whatever). But is it just me? Am i using it the wrong way? Did my parents screw up when they potty trained me? What's the secret?

You are either wiping like a madman, or you are using the cheapest 99 cent toilet paper on earth if it just disintegrates in your hand.

And if you're regularly flushing wet wipes, get ready for one of the most expensive plumbing bills of your life at some point.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

You are either wiping like a madman, or you are using the cheapest 99 cent toilet paper on earth if it just disintegrates in your hand.

And if you're regularly flushing wet wipes, get read for one of the most expensive plumbing bills of your life at some point.

You need a 80/20 mix for best results..

 

[Plies]

You are either wiping like a madman, or you are using the cheapest 99 cent toilet paper on earth if it just disintegrates in your hand.

And if you're regularly flushing wet wipes, get ready for one of the most expensive plumbing bills of your life at some point.

Bidets are superior.

And if that doesn't feel clean enough, simply finish off by wiping with a pinecone.

 

[Trilobit]

Most worthless piece of plastic I've owned.

 

[nkarafo]

And if you're regularly flushing wet wipes, get ready for one of the most expensive plumbing bills of your life at some point.

Is that what you got from the post?

We don't flush anything.

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

This crap.

Prepare for a rant. No really, this is useless at least in my country (Greece).

So what's it's purpose? To wipe shit off, right? But toilet paper completely sucks on that job because of how easily it disintegrates. The moment you touch your ass with it it breaks into small pieces that stick on your skin. Same thing happens when you try to wipe any other surface from any other substance. And don't even think about adding some water on it or wiping your butt after you sprinkled it.

So why does it break so easily? Because this way you can throw it into the toilet and it prevents clogging. Not sure if that's a good enough feature that makes it worth all the hassle of not being able to wipe anything but it is what it is. In Greece however, the small pipes we use can still clog even with melting toilet paper. So we never throw it into the toilet, instead we have some specially made trash cans with a lid to prevent the smell from getting out.

So we don't get the feature of throwing it in the toilet for convenience and we still have to put up with it breaking like it's made out of sugar. And yet people still buy the things! And every house still has these as standard. Like why? It's completely useless to us, every other paper such as napkins or kitchen paper are much more durable and you can wipe your ass without them melting in it. Not to mention you should really just use wet wipes for this otherwise you are disgusting.

My life became so much easier when i realize i don't have to use this shit (pun, whatever). But is it just me? Am i using it the wrong way? Did my parents screw up when they potty trained me? What's the secret?

the fix bidet toilet

 

[Rockondevil]

This crap.

Prepare for a rant. No really, this is useless at least in my country (Greece).

I've visited Greece and I understand why yours is the way it is.
In Santorini it was even recommended to not even flush it.

However the toilet paper I have in Australia is lovely and soft and has no chance of crumbling. I could rub it back and forward till I start a fire and it wouldn't crumble and leave bits.

 

[ahtlas7]

… Deodorant

 

[Pimpbaa]

… Deodorant

 

[Connificent]

Same. When everybody has a phone on them at virtually all times, what's the point of wearing a device that only chafes your skin?

I thought that way for years until I bought a smartwatch years ago and now I feel naked without one.

 

[kremiso]

back scratcher ?