The Mustache

Are you now or have you ever been a fan of the mustache?


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Maiden Voyage

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Depends. I don't think I can rock it though. =/ Plus it's annoying when eating food with sauce and stuff =P
 
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I'm rockin the dirtiest stache anyone's ever seen right now. I can't even talk to people without thinking they're staring right at it now lol. Just want to see how barbaric I can go before the next event I go to where I got to clean up. Lol
 
I've had a 'stache since I was about 16. Beard since I was about 19-20. Pretty similar to my avatar, actually.

I shaved the beard once (left the mustache) and my wife about flipped a table over and told me never to do that again. So, I keep it grown way the fuck out.
 
You're rocking "the walrus" when I picture you. Only on Tuesdays though.
I get told I look like Johnny Depp a lot. While I do disagree, I think it's partially because I have the same pattern of facial hair he has. These days my mustache and goatee are much longer than Depp's. I keep the goatee to a reasonable length but I am continuing to let the 'state grow out. No handlebars but I let the ends curl slightly.

My stache is definitely entering walrus territory and I am all for it.
 
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I get told I look like Johnny Depp a lot. While I do disagree, I think it's partially because I have the same pattern of facial hair he has. These days my mustache and goatee are much longer than Depp's. I keep the goatee to a reasonable length but I am continuing to let the 'state grow out. No handlebars but I let the ends curl slightly.

My stache is definitely entering walrus territory and I am all for it.

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I've rocked the walrus on occasion but I tend up gnawing the hairs. Just have a hard deal coping with the sensation of the moustache going over my upper lip #autisme. It also tends to significantly alter your facial feature on a whole. #mustacherabbithole
 
My father had a great stache. My theory is that it takes a certain type of man to pull it off. It's not for everybody.

I get that. I've been growing my hair out in the same time I've got to wear glasses. Now I have glasses and a man bun. Feel like a hipster =/ Ehh
 
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Off topic, but have you guys seen the new Amazon tv ad where there's a woman with a moustache? Saw it yesterday. Weird ass commercial.
 
A proper moustache looks baller as fuck and I wish I could rock one but alas, my genetically inferior hair growth prevents me from doing so.

So I must watch in agony as other men take for granted a thing I will never possess in this life.

Fate is a cruel mistress, indeed.
 
Maiden Voyage Maiden Voyage made the poll a question, but failed the obvious setup of titling this thread "I mustache you a question"
 
I didn't inherit the superior masculine genetics of my forefathers, so I am cursed to be capable only of patchy, weak facial hair, including the stache area. I usually shave, but if I do grow facial hair for some reason I try to style it to hide my patchy spots.
 
As far as guys who can grow out facial hair, the mustache in particular, I think it takes a certain type of guy to look good in one. Usually one you would associate with the words "rugged," "masculine," "bold," etc. or a combination.

Take late pro wrestler Rick Rude for example. One of the best stached looks in pro wrestling EVER.
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As a side note, compare him without a stache and look at just how bare his face feels:
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And all of this is not even mentioning his mullet, which he and many other wrestlers in the 80s/90s wore (some much better than others).
 
Thought this was going to be about this excelletn French movie

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It's about a guy who shaves off his moustache, but his wife friends don't notice, and leven try to convince him he never even had a moustache.

Edit: damn missed the post that already did this...
 
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I've never grown a mustache or a beard since it irritates the hell out of my skin. Unfortunately, I'm also someone who grows facial hair very quickly so I have to shave at least every other day. Even then I only look clean shaven for about a few hours.
 
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