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[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Depends. I don't think I can rock it though. =/ Plus it's annoying when eating food with sauce and stuff =P

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Cowards, the lot of ye.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Cowards, the lot of ye.

You're rocking "the walrus" when I picture you. Only on Tuesdays though.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Cowards, the lot of ye.

I don't think it looks good in general but there are definetly people that can wear it.

 

[Batiman]

I’m rockin the dirtiest stache anyone’s ever seen right now. I can’t even talk to people without thinking they’re staring right at it now lol. Just want to see how barbaric I can go before the next event I go to where I got to clean up. Lol

 

[jshackles]

I've had a 'stache since I was about 16. Beard since I was about 19-20. Pretty similar to my avatar, actually.

I shaved the beard once (left the mustache) and my wife about flipped a table over and told me never to do that again. So, I keep it grown way the fuck out.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I think Con_Z_ǝdʇ would look even hotter with a 'stache.



Btw Maiden Voyage ... Are you rocking a mustache or no?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

You're rocking "the walrus" when I picture you. Only on Tuesdays though.

I get told I look like Johnny Depp a lot. While I do disagree, I think it's partially because I have the same pattern of facial hair he has. These days my mustache and goatee are much longer than Depp's. I keep the goatee to a reasonable length but I am continuing to let the 'state grow out. No handlebars but I let the ends curl slightly.

My stache is definitely entering walrus territory and I am all for it.

 

[kanjobazooie]

 

[badblue]

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

I think Con_Z_ǝdʇ would look even hotter with a 'stache.

Given that my mustache is the only thing in my face that grows evenly and dense, you might be right.

 

[kanjobazooie]

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I get told I look like Johnny Depp a lot. While I do disagree, I think it's partially because I have the same pattern of facial hair he has. These days my mustache and goatee are much longer than Depp's. I keep the goatee to a reasonable length but I am continuing to let the 'state grow out. No handlebars but I let the ends curl slightly.

My stache is definitely entering walrus territory and I am all for it.

I've rocked the walrus on occasion but I tend up gnawing the hairs. Just have a hard deal coping with the sensation of the moustache going over my upper lip #autisme. It also tends to significantly alter your facial feature on a whole. #mustacherabbithole

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Given that my mustache is the only thing in my face that grows evenly and dense, you might be right.

At least you don't have a unibrow to deal with =P

 

[OmegaSupreme]

My father had a great stache. My theory is that it takes a certain type of man to pull it off. It's not for everybody.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

My father had a great stache. My theory is that it takes a certain type of man to pull it off. It's not for everybody.

I get that. I've been growing my hair out in the same time I've got to wear glasses. Now I have glasses and a man bun. Feel like a hipster =/ Ehh

 

[Maiden Voyage]

My father had a great stache. My theory is that it takes a certain type of man to pull it off. It's not for everybody.

Your lineage demands your participation.

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[NeverYouMind]

For some reason I thought this was a thread about the 2005 French film titled La Moustache...

 

[Joshmyersbv]

I like mustaches and growing mustaches. I usually have a beard though.

 

[West Texas CEO]

The legendary Ron Jeremy;

 

[Joshmyersbv]

The legendary Ron Jeremy;

I wouldn't call him legendary now a days....

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

The legendary Ron Jeremy;

Does he sing opera?

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Off topic, but have you guys seen the new Amazon tv ad where there's a woman with a moustache? Saw it yesterday. Weird ass commercial.

 

[Joshmyersbv]

Off topic, but have you guys seen the new Amazon tv ad where there's a woman with a moustache? Saw it yesterday. Weird ass commercial.

Yeah its pretty fucking weird.

 

[GeekyDad]

You forgot to put the option "no'stache."

 

[bender]

People with mustaches should look at Sam Elliot and then clean shave themselves and wallow in their shame.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Does he sing opera?

At the end of every scene, yes.

 

[jshackles]

 

[SJRB]

A proper moustache looks baller as fuck and I wish I could rock one but alas, my genetically inferior hair growth prevents me from doing so.

So I must watch in agony as other men take for granted a thing I will never possess in this life.

Fate is a cruel mistress, indeed.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

Love wearing a mustache.
Love giving a mustache ride

 

[jufonuk]

I prefer having a beard.

I just don't think I would be able to rock a good mustache.

 

[kanjobazooie]

 

[GeekyDad]

bro'stache no grow'stache, so kiss my'stache.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Mustache Goatee Sideburns 4 : Beards of the Patriots

Tactical Mustachionage Action

 

[jshackles]

Maiden Voyage made the poll a question, but failed the obvious setup of titling this thread "I mustache you a question"

 

[AJUMP23]

Hitler had a mustache.

 

[Joshmyersbv]

Hitler had a mustache.

Oh yeah? Stalin had one too so........

 

[JC 1080P CRT]

I didn't inherit the superior masculine genetics of my forefathers, so I am cursed to be capable only of patchy, weak facial hair, including the stache area. I usually shave, but if I do grow facial hair for some reason I try to style it to hide my patchy spots.

 

[JC 1080P CRT]

As far as guys who can grow out facial hair, the mustache in particular, I think it takes a certain type of guy to look good in one. Usually one you would associate with the words "rugged," "masculine," "bold," etc. or a combination.

Take late pro wrestler Rick Rude for example. One of the best stached looks in pro wrestling EVER.

As a side note, compare him without a stache and look at just how bare his face feels:

And all of this is not even mentioning his mullet, which he and many other wrestlers in the 80s/90s wore (some much better than others).

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

I can pull off an English and a Handlebar pretty well.

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

If chapter 3 didn't suck so bad, this would be a better game. Still, MGS, so it's >8/10 for me.

 

[kurisu_1974]

Thought this was going to be about this excelletn French movie

It's about a guy who shaves off his moustache, but his wife friends don't notice, and leven try to convince him he never even had a moustache.

Edit: damn missed the post that already did this...

 

[k_trout]

if a man suits a moustache and shaves it off, it offends the gods of facial hair and we all know how wrathful they can be

 

[SJRB]

Fun fact: this moustache has more polygons than Big Boss's entire model in MGS3.

 

[drganon]

I've never grown a mustache or a beard since it irritates the hell out of my skin. Unfortunately, I'm also someone who grows facial hair very quickly so I have to shave at least every other day. Even then I only look clean shaven for about a few hours.