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The new Random Lyric Thread.

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methodman

Banned
I met this girl named Fantasy on wall street
From Tahedi, real Tahesian treat
She had a lot of "pep see" honey was peace
And she told me she liked my smile like shy niece
She danced at this club and made the guys holler
And in a "minute made" like a thousand dollars
The club that was run by "Mr. Schweppes", he had a rep
And everybody watched they step
Cuz word on the street was he was no joke
Had everything from crack, marijuana to "coke"
Later at the club saw this guy named Wayne
Who always bettin' money on the Giants game
As soon as it's on yo I stayed away
Cuz he the type who "welches" a bet and won't pay
I keep tryin' to tell him be a straight stepper
Somebody gonna "slice" him and send him a "Dr. Pepper"
Went to the bar checked the score
Got the bartender told him what to pour
He put it on my "tab" as he filled my cup
And told me the game was tied "7up"
Around 12 o'clock she came out to dance
Had all the guys pushing just to have a chance
To spend a little money trying to see the rest
She was blessed, in an "orange crushed" velvet dress
But I stayed by the bar cuz I already know how it go
I already saw the show
See I went to a club like this in Toronto
And came back from "Canada dry" with no dough
And ever since then I see and see clear
You never find love in this atmosphere
Sometimes you gotta find a better place to be in
Maybe go to a "mountain do" a little skiing
So I finished up my drink and I said goodbye
And got home before the "sun kissed" the sky
No matter where you from or which way you leaning
Now goin' pop got a whole new meaning

Don't you know we got a lot in here
Wanna be a part of what we got in here
Sorta like we got the whole block in here
No it ain't Nelly but it's "Hot In Here", we got it locked in here
Won't stop (you know), come and drink in numbers like h2o
Soon you gonna hear us everyplace you go
Bubble like the soda kinda like the soap
I just hope you know, it don't stop

The Y2k is a brand new "era"
I'm tryin' to make hits like Yogi Berra
I wonder how long I'll be in this biz
Cuz it's not all "cheer" like you think it is
There's a whole lot to "gain" but a lot to lose
Just ask any rapper who paid dues
Everybody now and then bound to struggle
I just grab my wife and we lay and "snuggle"
We talk about the "ivory" coast how one day
We gonna sail on the "tide" and get whisked away
Look up at the stars ‘til the crack of "dawn"
Hold up I never leave your side for long
But for now I keep on making you "bounce"
And make "sure" something in my checking accounts
Grab my cell phone and then start to "dial"
Take a look at my life and start to smile
It's funny how the game make you change your tone
Cuz the "joy" of my life is the microphone
So I straighten up my act and keep doin' my thing
Gettin' the green nahimean getting it clean

Don't you know we got a lot in here
Wanna be a part of what we got in here
Sorta like we got the whole block in here
No it ain't Nelly but it's "Hot In Here", we got it locked in here
Won't stop (you know), come and drink in numbers like h2o
Soon you gonna hear us everyplace you go
Bubble like the soda kinda like the soap
I just hope you know, it don't stop

Masta Ace - Soda n Soap.
 

hXc_thugg

Member
Fingers: 1-900-USA-NAILS
Prisoner: "Operator, I love you.
Operator, I would never leave you...
Operator, I love to see your face pressed up against the glass.
I need to hear the way your tongue tastes in my ear..."

Operator: "Put the receiver to your chest
and let me know who loves you best."

Prisoner: "The county sheriff said that my baby is dead.
They found him in some trash can, blue all clenched and chewed.
Don't judge me, I'm not his real mother,
I couldn't even recognize his face, his tears of wax,
his skin like a subway running over spinal tracks.
Operator can I confide you?
They haven't got an ounce of proof!
Those pigs locked me up to see what color i'd rot into!
(It wasn't me it was my false tiger limbs..
It wasn't me it was the garbage gryphon!)
When I walk I wald alone (Operator come on!),
When I watch you through the phone (Operator come on!)
and depupil these lonely eyes,
the love scenes grafted to the sky are making me cry...
1-900-USA-NAILS (oh baby)
I get one phone call a day from Molson County jail...

Operator: 1-900-USA-NAILS.
98 cents per minute cash or credit, check or debit...

Prisoner: Operator-rator wont you tell me again!
Operator-rator yeah you're my only friend!

Operator: "Do you remember that night in the back of daddy's car...
strumming the chords of your pubic guitar...
the way you tasted like a movie star...
the way the windsheild reflected the sunrise,
the way the light tattooed your thighs...
You're the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world...
your time is up, till next time! We'll send you a bill."

Prisoner: Listen....
can you hear the buildings crumbling in slow motion?
Blow me up like a baloon we'll float over the ocean!
Listen...can you hear them taking me away,
Don't tell the fucking guards what I've said.
Can you see the angels stringing wires through my face?

Operator: Meet me next week, same time, same place.
 
hXc_thugg said:
Fingers: 1-900-USA-NAILS
Prisoner: "Operator, I love you.
Operator, I would never leave you...
Operator, I love to see your face pressed up against the glass.
I need to hear the way your tongue tastes in my ear..."

Operator: "Put the receiver to your chest
and let me know who loves you best."

Prisoner: "The county sheriff said that my baby is dead.
They found him in some trash can, blue all clenched and chewed.
Don't judge me, I'm not his real mother,
I couldn't even recognize his face, his tears of wax,
his skin like a subway running over spinal tracks.
Operator can I confide you?
They haven't got an ounce of proof!
Those pigs locked me up to see what color i'd rot into!
(It wasn't me it was my false tiger limbs..
It wasn't me it was the garbage gryphon!)
When I walk I wald alone (Operator come on!),
When I watch you through the phone (Operator come on!)
and depupil these lonely eyes,
the love scenes grafted to the sky are making me cry...
1-900-USA-NAILS (oh baby)
I get one phone call a day from Molson County jail...

Operator: 1-900-USA-NAILS.
98 cents per minute cash or credit, check or debit...

Prisoner: Operator-rator wont you tell me again!
Operator-rator yeah you're my only friend!

Operator: "Do you remember that night in the back of daddy's car...
strumming the chords of your pubic guitar...
the way you tasted like a movie star...
the way the windsheild reflected the sunrise,
the way the light tattooed your thighs...
You're the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world...
your time is up, till next time! We'll send you a bill."

Prisoner: Listen....
can you hear the buildings crumbling in slow motion?
Blow me up like a baloon we'll float over the ocean!
Listen...can you hear them taking me away,
Don't tell the fucking guards what I've said.
Can you see the angels stringing wires through my face?

Operator: Meet me next week, same time, same place.


The Blood Brothers - USA Nails
 

Miguel

Member
I'm sitting at home eating chicken and rice
With my kids and my wife
And my kids are like,
"DAD! Do an Aaron Glenn Song!"

He's tough as a nail
The Holy Grail
Of cornerbacks in the...in the...in the...NFL

*beat starts*

He's tough as a nail
The Holy Grail
Of cornerbacks in the...in the...in the...NFL
He's fast as hell
The glue that gels...
the defense together
Now let me spell this out for you.
I'll shout to you.
If you go across the middle he'll devour you.
Overpower you.
Make a clown of you.
Aaron Glenn
We're so damn proud of you.
Welcome home!

Welcome home, Aaron Glenn
It's nice to have you.
Back again, Aaron Glenn

I remember Glenn in his infancy at Nimitz.
His prominence synonymous with confidence and dominance
And it was deja vu,
When the wrecking crew and Glenn tattooed
More than a few.
But _________ somehow snuck through
And woke up on a cot, G, black and blue.
If you challenge him you've got.
To give it all you've got.
He'll be on you like a cop
In a K-Mart parking lot.

Welcome home, Aaron Glenn
It's nice to have you.
Back again, Aaron Glenn
Welcome home, Aaron Glenn
It's nice to have you.
Back again, Aaron Glenn

He's sticks to you like the mole on Enrique's face (eww)
Like circus freaks, siamese twins, no one can seperate.
Oh my gosh, it's Aaron Glenn
Another interception
Texans' ball, it's first and 10.
Thanks to him we'll score again.

Welcome home, Aaron Glenn
It's nice to have you.
Back again, Aaron Glenn
Welcome home, Aaron Glenn
It's nice to have you.
Back again, Aaron Glenn

Welcome home, Aaron Glenn, It's nice to have you.
 
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