Trophies And Achievements You Will Never Get!
Here at Criterion Games, we think that you deserve Trophies. Lots of them. So we make sure you get plenty, without having to go through hours of misery to get them. Unfortunately, not everyone thinks this way.
Here is our top three countdown of ridiculously hard and annoying Trophies and Achievements!
3. Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway - Remember September 44
To get this Trophy you need to play the game online on September the 17th. Unfortunately you only get one of those a year, and the next one isn't for another six months. So that's a bit of a none starter, then.
What's more, when September does finally roll round, you'll have something better to do anyway. Because we'll make sure of it!
2. ICC Cricket 2007 - Win ICC CWC with 8 teams
To earn yourself this imaginatively titled Achievement, you need to win the Cricket World Cup with eight different teams. Eight!
You will never do this for two very obvious reasons. Firstly, it involves playing cricket. A lot. Secondly, it involves winning at cricket, which we English just don't really hold with. Instead you should be made to follow on, then nurdle a googly straight to silly mid-on and be back in the pavillion for a duck*. More tea, vicar?
*Can anyone out there translate that? The best answer wins a prize. Probably.
1. Rock Band 2 - Bladder of Steel Award.
To get this Trophy you have to play every song in the entire game. In sequence. Without failing. Or pausing.
This is clearly impossible, because it would require you to play the game for several hours with limited bathroom breaks; which would force you to have to listen to your friends' singing without several beers close at hand!
Anyone who has heard the Websterhoff's rendition of Livin' on a Prayer would know that just doesn't bear thinking about. Oh, the humanity!