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Be warned, Luke or Shiska.

Sometime in the near future, someone will no doubt send you a pm or however they contact you, to warn you of the vast abuse of recon taken by one TJ Ramirez and one Oml3t.

They were, of course, no doubt abusing their priveleges with recon, and thought they could get away with standbying, the sick fucks. Of course, their recon should be taken away post haste, if not full bant.

.....

Man the amount of crying some kids do on this game.

On the brightside, the Hacker video now seems a lot more funny. Guess you need to experience it first hand.

Good games, all.
 
Thermite said:
Good games tonight, everybody.

:lol @ all the betraying that went on in the last few games.

Gotta entertain ourselves some how! The mongoose flights off the side of Avalanche were a thing of beauty.

I can't wait for RBTB that works, just a day or so! :D
 
Ramirez said:
Gotta entertain ourselves some how!

said the TJ Recon, feeling sorrow for the Flight's displeasure. "We mustn't speak of this to anyone" whispers the Flight, cowering closer and closer to TJ Recon's thighs. "Anything for you", whispers TJ Recon.

They vanished, into the moonlight grass fields of Valhalla. Forever loving, as the distant hiss of a charging Spartan Laser whisps on, Flight says "This is our destiny, our future."

TJ Recon loses himself in the glow of Flight's underbelly.
 
Domino Theory said:
said the TJ Recon, feeling sorrow for the Flight's displeasure. "We mustn't speak of this to anyone" whispers the Flight, cowering closer and closer to TJ Recon's thighs. "Anything for you", whispers TJ Recon.

They vanished, into the moonlight grass fields of Valhalla. Forever loving, as the distant hiss of a charging Spartan Laser whisps on, Flight says "This is our destiny, our future."

TJ Recon loses himself in the glow of Flight's underbelly.

Oh god... :lol :lol
 
Domino Theory said:
said the TJ Recon,

You do realize Luke could take offense to your using him without his consent as a slash fic character, and subsequently take your recon away, right?
 
Domino Theory said:
said the TJ Recon, feeling sorrow for the Flight's displeasure. "We mustn't speak of this to anyone" whispers the Flight, cowering closer and closer to TJ Recon's thighs. "Anything for you", whispers TJ Recon.

They vanished, into the moonlight grass fields of Valhalla. Forever loving, as the distant hiss of a charging Spartan Laser whisps on, Flight says "This is our destiny, our future."

TJ Recon loses himself in the glow of Flight's underbelly.

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Metroidvania said:
You do realize Luke could take offense to your using him without his consent as a slash fic character, and subsequently take your recon away, right?
Why should Omlet care, he's already screwed for hacking.

Warning: Graphic novel incoming...
 
Metroidvania said:
You do realize Luke could take offense to your using him without his consent as a slash fic character, and subsequently take your recon away, right?

He's already taking it away since I betrayed him with a couple nades during our Skirmish game.

Shake Appeal said:
Ramirez is easily offended.

No, he just finds anything that doesn't come from Eazy not funny or worth his time.
 
Decamus goes rampant and betrays his own Team.
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Wraith is flying high, me and Decamus are in awe, so much so that I get stuck :p
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EazyB said:
Shame on you

Dude, it was an extremely painful moment, but nonetheless, it had to be done. You completely lost it in that Wraith -- every time we tried to get that flag back to our base, you stopped our attempts by either blocking us or trying to kill Ram which in turn still stopped us. One of you had to go, and since you were the slower/easier target, I chose you. :lol

Edit: WOW @ the Flight/Recon pr0nz. :lol :lol :lol :lol
 
Now that's a nice thing to wake up in the morning and see.

Good work, Eazy. I think you really captured the passion.
 
last night i played with a buddy of mine on multi-team and partied with these two dudes who we kept facing

we ended up winning a whole bunch of team games and got a long pretty well.

i was in bizarro xbox live
 
Ugh...I played too many games this weekend...

I had a dream last night that I was playing GTA4 co-op with a friend, and we had to kill Francis McCreary. It ended up being a car chase, only I was driving a mongoose and he was on the back with a spartan laser.

...which is especially weird because I mostly played Lost Planet all weekend.
 
Holy shit! My first day in a new office and i'm sat in the corner giggling like a schoolgirl at the Halo 3 pr0nz :lol

Maybe i shouldn't be browsing GAF on my first day......
 
Jesus's Adventure Story Time

Once upon a time, a man named DancingJesus played Infection with a forum called GAF.

He fought valiantly in battle and was awarded a triple kill. But wait..what's that! Gasp!...a Zombie coming straight at him with a sword. Will he survive?

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Backed into a corner, Jesus makes one final shot in effort to escape his impending death.

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Using his last bullet from his pistol he kills the zombie in mid-stride and lives to see another day.

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The End
 
Vaxadrin said:
I had a dream last night that I was playing GTA4 co-op with a friend, and we had to kill Francis McCreary. It ended up being a car chase, only I was driving a mongoose and he was on the back with a spartan laser.

Dude, how much better would GTA be if you could hop on a Goose and zip around Liberty City with a splaser in tow, co-op style?
 
Vaxadrin said:
Ugh...I played too many games this weekend...

Does anyone else every keep on hearing things even after they stop playing games? :) Sometimes I swear I randomly hear the 'boop' sound that the 360 makes when a friend gets online. Or after a long night of Halo I seem to hear the shield low sound 'beep beep beep' till I fall asleep...

Anyone else picking up NG2 this week? How about MGS4 next week?
 
fin said:
Does anyone else every keep on hearing things even after they stop playing games? :) Sometimes I swear I randomly hear the 'boop' sound that the 360 makes when a friend gets online. Or after a long night of Halo I seem to hear the shield low sound 'beep beep beep' till I fall asleep...

Swear to God Crackdown had me seeing and hearing green orbs on random rooftops.
 
GhaleonEB said:
cocop softened'em up, my belated grenade stole the kills. Both of'em.

It took so long to happen I was actually respawing when the double-kill was announced. :lol
That's pretty darn hilarious. I see situations like this all the time in Halo. I'll be engaged in combat, then I'll die or step away and all of a sudden I get a double or triple kill. It's cool that we backtrack in saved films and find out what really went down.
 
Oh yes. When I lay in bed I can hear the mechs and grenades from Lost Planet for about an hour. The worst is when I'm trying to rub one out before bed after a lengthy game session and my thoughts keep drifting to some elite jumping around a corner and insta-killing me with a headshot.

A few years ago, when I hung out with a bunch of junkies, we used to smoke bongs all night and play SNES Tetris. When I would go home all I could see was the T-piece being rotated into a T-shaped slot over & over.
 
Vaxadrin said:
Oh yes. When I lay in bed I can hear the mechs and grenades from Lost Planet for about an hour. The worst is when I'm trying to rub one out before bed after a lengthy game session and my thoughts keep drifting to some elite jumping around a corner and insta-killing me with a headshot.

A few years ago, when I hung out with a bunch of junkies, we used to smoke bongs all night and play SNES Tetris. When I would go home all I could see was the T-piece being rotated into a T-shaped slot over & over.

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