All right, you assholes.
I would split all the Kobe/Jordan vitriol into a separate thread, except there's about 80 billion posts to go through and I'll be damned if I waste my valuable time reading each one. So this is what I'm going to do.
- Rename this thread "The Official Kobe vs MJ Fight Thread".
- Unsticky it. If you want to clown each other from now until Christ's return, you can find this thread and put your commentary in here.
- Create a new NBA Finals thread strictly reserved for NBA Finals commentary and discourse.
The first person - I mean the very first, I don't care how much I like you personally or enjoy your posts - to mention Michael Jordan in the new NBA Finals thread will be banned for six months. No appeal. If I see "MJ, #23, Bulls > Lakers, Kobe > MJ, more rings at age 28"...any of that bullshit, you're gone until December. Try me if you think I'm kidding.