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The official WWE Raw thread 8/01

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DCX

DCX
:/ Man this still has the potential to be the best Raw ever...but man there is sooooo much going against it....

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Lyte Edge

All I got for the Vernal Equinox was this stupid tag
WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Get this shit off my TV. It's really too bad since the show seemed to start better than the last few weeks, stupid "big announcement" and terrible hardy promo aside, and then it goes to shit with the diva search once again. Or should I say, went from crap to shit, since the Conway/Venis match sucked too. Yeah, great gimmick, Rob. :p

I think after all this time I'm finally losing my taste for WWE to the point that I no longer really care about watching it now. The HBK promo was great though, as true as it seemed to be, that is. :)
 

DCX

DCX
If Carlito wins, this Raw would own all others before it...i have a feeling a Brock run in wouldn't be a shock...who knows ;)

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DMczaf

Member
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raYne

Member
That other ref had ninja-like speed... I glanced away from the screen and he's already in the ring and up to "two".
 

GaimeGuy

Volunteer Deputy Campaign Director, Obama for America '16
raYne said:
That other ref had ninja-like speed... I glanced away from the screen and he's already in the ring and up to "two".
Yeah, seriously. Fastest ref replacement EVER. Was he under the ring or something? :lol

oh, and that weird twirling slam thing Cena did halfway through the match? WTF was JR doing calling it a modified Powerbomb? :lol
 

GaimeGuy

Volunteer Deputy Campaign Director, Obama for America '16
We need animated GIFS of that HBK segment. Especially the posing.
 

jobber

Would let Tony Parker sleep with his wife
GaimeGuy said:
Yeah, seriously. Fastest ref replacement EVER. Was he under the ring or something? :lol

oh, and that weird twirling slam thing Cena did halfway through the match? WTF was JR doing calling it a modified Powerbomb? :lol


that's the protobomb f00
 

GaimeGuy

Volunteer Deputy Campaign Director, Obama for America '16
If I may ask, can someone make me an animated GIF of HBK from near the end of the promo, where he starts posing and grunting (right before the cramp) to the superkick on the Larry King fake? :lol And make it avatar size, please. :)
 

FightyF

Banned
The Superkick to the camera..WTF??!?!?

That was sooo freakin cheesy!

The rest was pretty good. Besides the fact that the fake Larry King didn't really sell the Superkick.
 

DMczaf

Member
Fight for Freeform said:
The Superkick to the camera..WTF??!?!?

That was sooo freakin cheesy!

The rest was pretty good. Besides the fact that the fake Larry King didn't really sell the Superkick.

Not only that, did they have to play that cheesy music after the kick? Are we supposed to be scared? :lol
 

Brian Fellows

Pete Carroll Owns Me
Raw is so bad that its now ten times more entertaining to read the weekly Raw thread here and over at Operation Sports than it is to actually tape Raw and watch.

Or maybe you guys are just that good.
 

Triumph

Banned
Brian Fellows said:
Raw is so bad that its now ten times more entertaining to read the weekly Raw thread here and over at Operation Sports than it is to actually tape Raw and watch.

Or maybe you guys are just that good.
Pretty much the only thing worth watching was the HBK promo. RAW is fucking atrocious and Smackdown is still somehow worse.

Next week's RAW has the potential to go from fucking terrible to merely mediocre, though. Angle and Eugene will be good(for fuck's sakes, though, give them more than 3 minutes you shitgobblers), hopefully Matt Hardy can have a fucking match with someone, more HBK goodness is assured and by default there will be less Diva horseshit since there are less of them around(see I just used logic there and it will no doubt come around to bite me in the ass but oh well what the fuck).
 

BorkBork

The Legend of BorkBork: BorkBorkity Borking
It saddens me that one of the top three wrestlers in the ring today, bar none (HBK, Angle, Benoit) will have to carry the orange goblin with three "moves" through Summerslam. So sad..

Promo's probably one of the best I've seen post-Rock :lol :lol BROTHER!
 

dskillzhtown

keep your strippers out of my American football
StoOgE said:
I guess Im the only one who thought HBK's promo was retarded.


I thought it was retarded as well. I would have just preferred they go straight to the tribute video. Have HBK walk to the ring, show the video, then ask Hogan how could he ever think he could compete with that, drop the mic and then go to the back.
 

DCX

DCX
That would have been better...but still, anything that mocks someone else is always good in my book.

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dskillzhtown said:
I thought it was retarded as well. I would have just preferred they go straight to the tribute video. Have HBK walk to the ring, show the video, then ask Hogan how could he ever think he could compete with that, drop the mic and then go to the back.

The reason most enjoyed Michaels' promo is that he was in full on DX mode, which is what they've been begging for the second he turned heel.
 

jobber

Would let Tony Parker sleep with his wife
mightynine said:
The reason most enjoyed Michaels' promo is that he was in full on DX mode, which is what they've been begging for the second he turned heel.


There was NO Canadian flag humping :\
 
so..... about that Conway vs Venis match...

um, yeah... well.

Jesus H. Christ Vince, what the fuck are you thinking with this Conway character? Wow, this is BAD.

Even Bagwell didn't have THAT much baggage, excluding his Mom on a pole.

At least the crowd let them know they hated what was going on.

BTW, Bish if you are reading this.. I need a tag.

Perferrably
BROTHER, BROTHER..... BROTHER!
 

GaimeGuy

Volunteer Deputy Campaign Director, Obama for America '16
haha. I watched the promo on my comp just now, and I cracked up again, even though I'd already seen it twice.

Truly a great promo.
 

bishoptl

Banstick Emeritus
Heh, just watched HBK's promo now. That was hilarious. It's about time Michaels embraced his heel side fully...now all we need are some salacious cracks about Brooke and we're in BIZNESS BABY
 
During the Shelton/Big Show vs. Chris Masters/Snitsky match, Masters attempted a sidewalk slam on Shelton Benjamin. Instead of sitting down, he just dropped Shelton awkwardly to the mat. I didn’t think it was possible to botch a sidewalk slam, but he managed. Kevin Nash, Heidenrich, Tyson Tomko are all officially better than Chris Masters. No wonder his only move to that point was the Master Lock.

watch as the creative geniuses turn that into a real move...


it'll be his 'setup' move...
THE MASTERDROP


then after they fall, he creeps up behind them for... THE MASTERLOCK!!!
 
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