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The peanut butter sandwich hack nobody asked for
- Thread starter ElectricBlanketFire
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G-ma only bought Jif. That decidedly did not need to be refrigerated lol.
balladofwindfishes
Member
I've been buying natural peanut butter for years and have never refrigerated it.
Specifically from the brand I buy
some gross fetish crap, you don't wanna know. it wasn't a turd, but it was definitely man-made.
Too little PB, too much jelly.
parrotbeak
Member
She has her kids eat them off
ElectricBlanketFire
Member
wat
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
She also feeds her children chocolate sprinkles for breakfast. She's got lot of wrong going on with this video.
Why are all of you people refrigerating your PB?
Its fucking ground up peanuts. Do you keep any nuts in the fridge? Ive never ever refrigerated it and its fine, for literally months.
It spreads easily at room temp.
Also the US is like the only place in the world where PB&Js are a thing, and the rest of the world is wrong.
PB&J and some Mac and cheese is like god tier cheap comfort food.
Its fucking ground up peanuts. Do you keep any nuts in the fridge? Ive never ever refrigerated it and its fine, for literally months.
It spreads easily at room temp.
Also the US is like the only place in the world where PB&Js are a thing, and the rest of the world is wrong.
PB&J and some Mac and cheese is like god tier cheap comfort food.
You dont put your peanuts in the fridge?
I keep my natty PB in the fridge, keeps it from separating, and it can be TOO EASY TO SPREAD (oh the horror I hope this lady helps me with that in her next video)
I dont mind giving it a stir before using it.
ElectricBlanketFire
Member
Stir hack: Drive to your local hardware store and use the paint shaker.
Turnip Truck
Member
I use natural peanut butter, as in 100% peanuts and no artery clogging hydrogenated oils. You gotta work that stuff when you bring it home to mix the natural peanut oil on top back down into the separated stuff on the bottom. It's a good upper arm workout, but not a lot of fun. Sticking it in the fridge after you mix it means you don't have to waste five minutes doing the same thing a few days later.
And for the question of Americans and chocolate, heck yes! My favorite is natural peanut butter, blackberry preserves, sliced bananas and dark chocolate chips. Messy but delicious!
TheOfficeMut
Unconfirmed Member
Oh my god this is slaying me.
Hhhehehehehehehehe.
ElectricBlanketFire
Member
Do you have parchment paper and a honey wand?
WaterAstro
Member
I can beat that. I just eat the toast and eat peanut butter from a spoon. lol
Imperfected
Member
The chocolate sprinkles were just the only way she could trick the kids into putting her nasty frozen peanut butter in their mouths for the camera, and even then it wasn't enough to get a legit bite out of them.
The honey was just to glue them onto the PB. Yes, I know. She's not bright.
Lifehack: you can make your own parchment paper out of melting wax onto paper and honey wand with a simple wooden dowel, cylinder and bandsaw.
cyborgnumberblue
Member
"oh that's yum"
DizzyCaffeine
Member
Don't put peanut butter in the fridge. I don't care what the packaging says, it's not necessary. Source: me, having eaten room temp PB for decades.
As someone who only buys natural peanut butter I completely disagree, keeping it in the fridge after the initial stir avoids the need to ever re-stir it.
Monocle
Member
"Why aren't there peanut butter slices?"
Pls throw yourself into a hole and never emerge. Civilized society and its modern conveniences are not for you.
Pls throw yourself into a hole and never emerge. Civilized society and its modern conveniences are not for you.
Reality was a mistake.They did.
It failed miserably.
Imperfected
Member
Keep it in the fridge if it suits you, but at least don't put it in the freezer.
yes. this.
defectivelasagna
Member
has anybody tried this foodnetwork recipe? asking for a friend
DEAD
Stormhammer
Member
she gives off this vibe that she keeps many things in the freezer, like body parts
ElectricBlanketFire
Member
#LifeHACK
I think what's ridiculous is this got pitched by someone, to someone, approved, scheduled to be filmed, crew took time to go out and set up audio/video production, it was filmed, it got edited in post, and approved one final time to be posted on the official food network channel.
Through all of that, nobody went "Wait, this is fucking stupid." ???
The camera operator must have been dying inside.
Through all of that, nobody went "Wait, this is fucking stupid." ???
The camera operator must have been dying inside.
Shadax the wizard
Member
JigglesBunny
Banned
What a useless life hack. Sane people dont eat peanut butter sandwiches.
Basoes
Member
*slaps* you shut your mouth
you're worse than this video
Correct. Sane people eat Tahin + banana sandwiches instead.
Transistor
Banned
The real common sense hack I wish everyone followed was to do the jelly slice first, wipe the excess jelly off on the other slice, then take the now clean knife and get pb
Maybe if we called it Jelly and Peanut Butter people would understand how it's done
If I see jelly in my PB or PB in my jelly one more time im gonna kill some motherf
also someone kickstart a pb caulk gun for me
Maybe if we called it Jelly and Peanut Butter people would understand how it's done
If I see jelly in my PB or PB in my jelly one more time im gonna kill some motherf
also someone kickstart a pb caulk gun for me
https://youtu.be/aZdFr6Cq0lo
Here's a version that's watchable from non - US.
I gotta say, she's annoying in a way that makes it almost entertaining. Feels like an Onion video segment. Nothing like lifestyle mommy bloggers with too much time on their hands!
Here's a version that's watchable from non - US.
I gotta say, she's annoying in a way that makes it almost entertaining. Feels like an Onion video segment. Nothing like lifestyle mommy bloggers with too much time on their hands!
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