Sometimes, even though you may not want to play the game due to a poor trial, or if you're misunderstanding the game mechanics, you really should spend more time with a title to see if it has anything to offer on a larger scale. It's just broadening horizons - which, let's be fair, you all have fairly broad horizons except for CJ, whose idea of gaming is absolutely despicable and laughable nowadays--but I just feel that as someone like you, Sewart, whose opinion I genuinely value, you'd be a hell of a lot more interested if you suffered a little more on those games you don't think you'd enjoy to make sure.
I know "well if it hasn't shown me these mechanics in X amount of time, then they made the game wrong" is a valid point - but I value your insight into games, and it makes me sad when a game is dismissed with a handwave when I really wanted to hear what you had to say about it.
Maybe you could return to reviewing games, for real?