Inflammable Slinky
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Ok, I had this really awesome first post all typed up and then my word processor crashed so eff that.
Welcome to Poker!
Q: I have no idea what beats what. How do you play this game again?
A: This is a nice summary of the basic rules of poker: http://www.conjelco.com/faq/basic-rules.html
Q: So wait, do you play with a five card hand or do you play that weird way in Casino Royale?
A: It just so happens that there are many variations on poker. Five Card Draw is the basic type, No Limit Texas Hold'em (NLHE) is the variation featured in Casino Royale. NLHE is the most popular version of poker in America right now. There's also Pot Limit Omaha, Seven Card Stud, Razz, and a variety of others. All types of games are welcome in this thread!
Q: No Limit? What does that mean? How does it differ from Fixed Limit?
A: No Limit means just that, there is no maximum bet size or raise that you can put in the pot. In Fixed Limit, one generally can only bet an addition Big Blind in size, or double that in some games. Both NL and FL are pretty distinct, but don't start doing FL if you want to do NL and vice versa. While both games will teach you important poker skills, alot of specific techniques don't fair well outside of that specific game.
Q: I tried looking online at poker sites and everyone is talking in this weird voodoo language!
A: There are dozens upon dozens of poker terms and slang. Here's a dictionary I used to get familiar with the terminology: http://www.seriouspoker.com/dictionary.html
Q: So how do you get started in this?
A: The two most important things for a beginner are reading books and bankroll management.
Q: Reading? What is this class?
A: Get used to it! Being a great poker player involves a ton of studying! Anyone who is serious about poker uses strategy from reading books books and more books. In fact, only 2 types of people play poker and don't read books: shitty players, and liars!
For those starting out, I would recommend Phil Gordon's Little Green Book as what you read first. After that, if you plan on doing cash games, read Harrington on Cash Games Vol 1 and 2. If you want to do tournaments, read Harrington on Hold em.
You can also find general getting started guide at www.ultimatepokerbankroll.com
Q: What's bankroll management?
A: The most important thing for new players to do! Bankroll management is how we deal with the fact that poker is, frankly, lucked based to an extent. Having a proper bankroll for your stake prevents variance from busting you to zero! You want to have a certain amount of Buy-Ins (normally 100BB) for the no limit stake you are playing. For example, NL2 has a .02 BB, so you will want 30 BI to make a $60. For Sit n Gos, 30 BI is standard as well.
Q: Variance?
A: The best friend and the worst enemy of any poker player. Simply put, because the game is based on luck to some extent, even when you make the correct play, the wrong card can come and make you lose and entire Buy-in. Sometimes horrible players will just go on a hot streak and win tons of cash, and sometimes expert players will have the entire deck conspire against them.
Q: Alright, I'm ready to tackle the tables? What should I do to get started?
A: Well firstly, pick a site! The biggest ones in the US are Pokerstars.com and FullTiltpoker.com. Outside of the US, you can play on Fortune Poker, and I hate you because that site is so much more fishy than the US sites. But before you deposit, you should be aware of Bonus whoring and Rakeback
Most poker sites will match your initial first deposit 100%. So if you deposit $50, they'll give you $50 in bonus. Now, they don't just give it to you, you have to play a certain (large) number of hands and your bonus will be given out in increments.
For Full Tilt and Pokerstars, the first time deposit bonus is 100% up to $600. Obviously, if you can spare it, it will be to your advantage to deposit more rather than lesser. However, this takes awhile to clear. When I started out, it took me about 90 days of obsessive playing NL2 and NL5 to clear my bonus of $180. So don't sweat it too much.
Rakeback: This is a grinder's best friend. Rake is the take of the house that is deducted from every pot. Thus "Rakeback" is a certain percentage of the rake that is returned to your account after a certain amount of time. For example, Full Tilt offers 27% rakeback, so if I generate $20 of rake in the hands I play, I will get $5.40 back. Over time this adds up and is critical to long term winnings. Rakeback is generally provided through 3rd parties called affiliates
WARNING!!!!!!! If you deposit without signing up for Rakeback on Full Tilt, and possibly other sites You will not be able to get rakeback!!!!
With that out of the way, I use www.rakebackresource.com as my affiliate. I have nothing but good things to say about them, and they have a bunch of guides on the site as well. Also I have no idea about any others.
If you are feeling generous, if you decide to use rakebackresource, use my email as the referral, and I get a small bonus at no cost to you! (My email is in my profile [plz dont spam me])
Note: Pokerstars doesn't offer rakeback, but they charge less rake than Full Tilt at the micros, so it's kind of a wash.
The purpose of this thread
We're gonna help each other out! Ask all the stupid questions that you want, rage about how poker is rigged, all that good stuff. Posting Hand histories is a great way to analyze your play. You can use the hand converter on this site to make it more readable: poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php
Note: Do not post results of the hands. The results don't matter, all you should be interested is whether or not you made the correct play with the info you had.
Quick Links:
www.twoplustwo.com- Huge poker site, lots of strategy threads and and community in general
www.pokerstove.com- free program to calculate equity and hand ranges
www.pokertracker.com- tracking program that lets you store and analyze all your hands. Also includes a HUD that works while you play. Has a 60 day free trial.
www.holdemmanager.com- tracking program I use. I like it better than PT3, but it only has a 15 day free trial
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=418931- the GAF homegame thread. We play Sit n Gos every week on saturday on Pokerstars. Join up, fool!
In later posts I'll add some overviews of pokersites, how to set up a HUD, and basic strategy.
Welcome to Poker!
Q: I have no idea what beats what. How do you play this game again?
A: This is a nice summary of the basic rules of poker: http://www.conjelco.com/faq/basic-rules.html
Q: So wait, do you play with a five card hand or do you play that weird way in Casino Royale?
A: It just so happens that there are many variations on poker. Five Card Draw is the basic type, No Limit Texas Hold'em (NLHE) is the variation featured in Casino Royale. NLHE is the most popular version of poker in America right now. There's also Pot Limit Omaha, Seven Card Stud, Razz, and a variety of others. All types of games are welcome in this thread!
Q: No Limit? What does that mean? How does it differ from Fixed Limit?
A: No Limit means just that, there is no maximum bet size or raise that you can put in the pot. In Fixed Limit, one generally can only bet an addition Big Blind in size, or double that in some games. Both NL and FL are pretty distinct, but don't start doing FL if you want to do NL and vice versa. While both games will teach you important poker skills, alot of specific techniques don't fair well outside of that specific game.
Q: I tried looking online at poker sites and everyone is talking in this weird voodoo language!
A: There are dozens upon dozens of poker terms and slang. Here's a dictionary I used to get familiar with the terminology: http://www.seriouspoker.com/dictionary.html
Q: So how do you get started in this?
A: The two most important things for a beginner are reading books and bankroll management.
Q: Reading? What is this class?
A: Get used to it! Being a great poker player involves a ton of studying! Anyone who is serious about poker uses strategy from reading books books and more books. In fact, only 2 types of people play poker and don't read books: shitty players, and liars!
For those starting out, I would recommend Phil Gordon's Little Green Book as what you read first. After that, if you plan on doing cash games, read Harrington on Cash Games Vol 1 and 2. If you want to do tournaments, read Harrington on Hold em.
You can also find general getting started guide at www.ultimatepokerbankroll.com
Q: What's bankroll management?
A: The most important thing for new players to do! Bankroll management is how we deal with the fact that poker is, frankly, lucked based to an extent. Having a proper bankroll for your stake prevents variance from busting you to zero! You want to have a certain amount of Buy-Ins (normally 100BB) for the no limit stake you are playing. For example, NL2 has a .02 BB, so you will want 30 BI to make a $60. For Sit n Gos, 30 BI is standard as well.
Q: Variance?
A: The best friend and the worst enemy of any poker player. Simply put, because the game is based on luck to some extent, even when you make the correct play, the wrong card can come and make you lose and entire Buy-in. Sometimes horrible players will just go on a hot streak and win tons of cash, and sometimes expert players will have the entire deck conspire against them.
Q: Alright, I'm ready to tackle the tables? What should I do to get started?
A: Well firstly, pick a site! The biggest ones in the US are Pokerstars.com and FullTiltpoker.com. Outside of the US, you can play on Fortune Poker, and I hate you because that site is so much more fishy than the US sites. But before you deposit, you should be aware of Bonus whoring and Rakeback
Most poker sites will match your initial first deposit 100%. So if you deposit $50, they'll give you $50 in bonus. Now, they don't just give it to you, you have to play a certain (large) number of hands and your bonus will be given out in increments.
For Full Tilt and Pokerstars, the first time deposit bonus is 100% up to $600. Obviously, if you can spare it, it will be to your advantage to deposit more rather than lesser. However, this takes awhile to clear. When I started out, it took me about 90 days of obsessive playing NL2 and NL5 to clear my bonus of $180. So don't sweat it too much.
Rakeback: This is a grinder's best friend. Rake is the take of the house that is deducted from every pot. Thus "Rakeback" is a certain percentage of the rake that is returned to your account after a certain amount of time. For example, Full Tilt offers 27% rakeback, so if I generate $20 of rake in the hands I play, I will get $5.40 back. Over time this adds up and is critical to long term winnings. Rakeback is generally provided through 3rd parties called affiliates
WARNING!!!!!!! If you deposit without signing up for Rakeback on Full Tilt, and possibly other sites You will not be able to get rakeback!!!!
With that out of the way, I use www.rakebackresource.com as my affiliate. I have nothing but good things to say about them, and they have a bunch of guides on the site as well. Also I have no idea about any others.
If you are feeling generous, if you decide to use rakebackresource, use my email as the referral, and I get a small bonus at no cost to you! (My email is in my profile [plz dont spam me])
Note: Pokerstars doesn't offer rakeback, but they charge less rake than Full Tilt at the micros, so it's kind of a wash.
The purpose of this thread
We're gonna help each other out! Ask all the stupid questions that you want, rage about how poker is rigged, all that good stuff. Posting Hand histories is a great way to analyze your play. You can use the hand converter on this site to make it more readable: poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php
Note: Do not post results of the hands. The results don't matter, all you should be interested is whether or not you made the correct play with the info you had.
Quick Links:
www.twoplustwo.com- Huge poker site, lots of strategy threads and and community in general
www.pokerstove.com- free program to calculate equity and hand ranges
www.pokertracker.com- tracking program that lets you store and analyze all your hands. Also includes a HUD that works while you play. Has a 60 day free trial.
www.holdemmanager.com- tracking program I use. I like it better than PT3, but it only has a 15 day free trial
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=418931- the GAF homegame thread. We play Sit n Gos every week on saturday on Pokerstars. Join up, fool!
In later posts I'll add some overviews of pokersites, how to set up a HUD, and basic strategy.