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the quest for bigger and better

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themadcowtipper

Smells faintly of rancid stilton.
Plastic surgery on private parts: Some go to extreme lengths
in the quest for bigger and better

next thing you know you couldn’t pick up a sports page without seeing an ad promising to make you the next John Holmes.

A coke head theat kills people???

a regimen of hanging weights off your ding-dong, and even after all that the results are not typically spectacular.

I think I will pass....


It is an intresting read, but is two pages that is why I did not post it , check it out...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8132227/
 
themadcowtipper said:
It has never really bother me, and no girl I have ever been with has said it mattered to her. I just thought I would post the article. I would never do any kind of platic surgery...
Oh it was more a generalisation than a comment specifically directed at you Honey.

Vormund said:
Google "Jelq"

HA! That sounds interesting, and fun… now where’s my husband?…

I wonder how many of the guys in this forum will actually give that exercise a go?!
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
From Alyssa's blog:

Firstly, I’d like to make the point here that the size of a flaccid dick is of no consequence to a woman.

That's not universal. My friend is always wishing her boyfriend's penis was bigger when flaccid (depsite it being above average when erect), she says it's just a turn on when guys are larger initially.

I have never heard of a guy being too thick.

I'm pretty surprised by that. It's far from common, but they do exist. Hell I've heard a girl who calls herself a size queen complain about one guy she had! It was just painful apparently. Still, you're unlikely to be too thick.

That's pretty much all I would question, the rest I generally agree on.

You didn't really address a major worry a lot of guys would have though: if they are both short and thin, are they doomed to constant break ups until they meet a girl who can't get any better? Or, with enough other good stuff going on (going down on you well, everything's good non-sexually), does it not really matter?
 

Vormund

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I can't be arsed doing the jelq thing either, too much work. :lol Just thought it was interesting.

Maybe I just need lots of lubricant to help things along. :D
 
Mama Smurf said:
From Alyssa's blog:

That's not universal. My friend is always wishing her boyfriend's penis was bigger when flaccid (depsite it being above average when erect), she says it's just a turn on when guys are larger initially.

Really? Wow.
The way I figure it, I'd be wishing his penis was hard when he was around me, rather than bigger when it was flaccid.


I'm pretty surprised by that. It's far from common, but they do exist. Hell I've heard a girl who calls herself a size queen complain about one guy she had! It was just painful apparently. Still, you're unlikely to be too thick.

I would like to shake that man's hand.

You didn't really address a major worry a lot of guys would have though: if they are both short and thin, are they doomed to constant break ups until they meet a girl who can't get any better? Or, with enough other good stuff going on (going down on you well, everything's good non-sexually), does it not really matter?
Well, I was trying to be nice about it.
It depends on the girl I think.. you know girls can be different sizes (lengths) too. I have one friend who doesn't like big guys because she is "small" and it's painful for her. However if I am honest, that is the minority. I mean there are women who are sincere when they say they "sise doesn't matter, it's what they can do that counts".. and to a degree that is very true.

But it matters to me. Sorry, but it does. That's me being truthful.
 
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