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[Starfield]

There was once a boy who needed a raccoon skin to train his dog. So he asked his grandpa how to catch one.

He told the little boy to do so you need to drill a hole in a wooden log, put a shiny piece of metal in it and hold it there with nails.

When the raccoon spots the shiny metal he'll want to grab it and hold on to it, but he won't be able to get it out.

Even when danger approaches he'd not stop holding onto the shiny piece of metal. So the little boy clubbed the raccoon to death.


We are the raccoons in this story ladies and gentlemen. Enjoy your fate, hope you have a nice day!

 

[Spaceman292]

*hits blunt*

 

[Cunth]

and that shiny metal is your penis

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

I thought it was a hollowed-out coconut, an orange, a monkey, and a dude with a net or something.

 

[Tesseract]

thanks sarl cagan

 

[Birdo]

 

[poppabk]

And that boy.....Albert Einstein

 

[DESTROYA]

Why did they boy need a raccoon skin to train his dog ? Illegal dog fighting?
What kind of granpa advise his grandson to catch a raccoon anyway ? The little fuckers are vicious and have rabies.
They are cute tho

 

[Mistake]