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The random dvd screenshots thread

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shuri

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From Duel to the death , a movie that should be renamed THE NINJA HOLOCAUST, because it shows so many poor ninjas being killed on screen :(

The movie was directed by guy behind the fights in Hero and House of the flying dagger

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Cool shot. This looks like any regular '70 kungfu movie.

WRONG

Duel To the Death Ninja Survival Guide: In case of finding yourself overwhelmed by shaolin monks, going kamizaze using sticks of dynamites (?!) found on the beach (?!?!) is perfectly acceptable within the guiline of your clan

2 Steps method:
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Step 1: Leap forward nearest ennemy

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Step 2: Firmly Grab ennemy by his kimono

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Hilarity ensues!

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air gliding ninjas ahoy!

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The Master of our heroes find himself under the attack of a GIANT NINJA who the then turns into 6 smaller ninjas. After a while, 5 of them use the trademarked Ninja Vanish move, leaving the last ninja against the master.

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After a few swords exchange, the ninja's clothes suddenly EXPLODE sending the naked ninja flying in the air!

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Turns out its a woman! And she's naked!! (I spare you the sinful view of her exposed sweaty body). She strikes a threatening pose, completly naked in front of the old Master

How does our hero reacts?!

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Naked Ninja Girl then pulls a net from whoknowswhere and captures the old man as he's too busy ..praising..

At some point in the movie, one of the main protaganist fights the leader of the ninjas. After a bloody battle that leaves the bad guy armless, our hero decapitates the head ninja sending his head to impale on a fuckign tree branch thats a few feet behind them

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Yup, that's the severed head talking

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Only to suddenly blow up, completly with sparks and robot sound effects

This is the greatest martial art movie ever.
 

mattiewheels

And then the LORD David Bowie saith to his Son, Jonny Depp: 'Go, and spread my image amongst the cosmos. For every living thing is in anguish and only the LIGHT shall give them reprieve.'
Naked Shuriken said:
Not sure if it's the malt liquor talking, but I think that's the coolest picture I've ever seen.
 
one minute, I'm reading this thread. Looking at the pictures. Literally the next minute, I am placing my order for the DVD with DeepDiscountDVD.com. Only $7.18, no tax, free shipping. Thank you Naked Shuriken!
 

shuri

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Error Macro said:
one minute, I'm reading this thread. Looking at the pictures. Literally the next minute, I am placing my order for the DVD with DeepDiscountDVD.com. Only $7.18, no tax, free shipping. Thank you Naked Shuriken!

:lol :lol I hope you like it, it's pretty funny, stuff suddenly blows up all the time, the fight scenes are crazy, and it's so randomly violent. Watch it with friends

edit: the soundtrack is pretty good
 
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