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[Plies]

Hey all!

Observe the two images below and monitor your level of sexual arousal (your penis getting erect) while staring at each image:

A

B

If you were turned on by A but not B, you're straight.
.
If you were turned on by B but not A, you're gay.

If you were turned on by both, you're bisexual.

If you weren't turned on by either, you're asexual.

 

[bender]

If my erection lasts more than four hours can I call you?

 

[Max_Po]

op, I Think its time for you to turn off the computer and take a nap...

 

[triplestation]

OP is cis scum

 

[bender]

Love sees no color, Vier.

If you are British, love sees no colour.

 

[Rentahamster]

I was aroused by that number "4" in your avatar. I know this because I am legally obligated to wear a penis-o-meter at all times for my own safety and the safety of others.

 

[bender]

How come the blue square is bigger than the pink square?

 

[Max_Po]

How come the blue square is bigger than the pink square?

its trying to confuse you, so you can't pick one and hence come to the conclusion that you are asexual.

 

[Gifmaker]

How come the blue square is bigger than the pink square?

They're not even squares, bro

 

[bender]

They're not even squares, bro

 

[Rentahamster]

They're not even squares, bro

If you don't perceive them as squares, that means you're a furry.

 

[Ailynn]

Enjoy, you color-horny bastards.

 

[Cunth]

Trying real hard to cum here but it's not happening

 

[Plies]

If my erection lasts more than four hours can I call you?

Please consult a licensed physician.

I was aroused by that number "4" in your avatar. I know this because I am legally obligated to wear a penis-o-meter at all times for my own safety and the safety of others.

Let's not turn this thread into something sexual.

 

[Ballthyrm]

What is you are colorblind ?
Is that where trans come into action ?

 

[Rentahamster]

Let's not turn this thread into something sexual.

Says the OP of the bestiality test. I see you.

 

[TGO]

What if the colours get an erection from me staring at them?

 

[xrnzaaas]

nice try, OP

 

[GamingKaiju]

I was more aroused by Rentahamster post tbh

 

[Rentahamster]

Trying real hard to cum here but it's not happening

Did you try thinking of me?

 

[Rentahamster]

I was more aroused by Rentahamster post tbh

I hope it was the bestiality one.

 

[Plies]

nice try, OP

dude, that's hilarious..

 

[Foamy]

Can you put a brown square behind the pink one?
That's the one I wanna pick.

 

[cormack12]

Can you put a brown square behind the pink one?
That's the one I wanna pick.

Dude is a snooker player, would rather sink the tight brown than the easy pink

 

[notseqi]

joke's on you, I'm always aroused

 

[appaws]

Trying real hard to cum here but it's not happening

When I get held up I just think of Haley Joel Osment or Dann Florek.

 

[Birdo]

I wish my dick would drop off.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I'm a toaster apparently.

I wish my dick would drop off.

We know.

 

[Birdo]

We know.

I wish yours would too.

You didn't know that.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I wish yours would too.

You didn't know that.

I'm a toaster apparently.

 

[Birdo]

I'm a toaster apparently.

Lucky.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

 

[ExpandKong]

Enjoy, you color-horny bastards.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Sometimes you feel like a nut.

Sometimes you don't.

 

[Elektro Demon]

I tried waking up little Demon but I couldn't even get a half stiffy.

 

[Kadayi]

Trying real hard to cum here but it's not happening

That Cam causing performance issues?

 

[Cunth]

That Cam causing performance issues?

you sure know alot about my cams, for an innocent bystander

 

[ScarletSpider]

.

 

[GAMETA]

I got hard seeing the ad on top of the page, it was kitchen stuff, I think I'm pansexual.

 

[Kadayi]

you sure know alot about my cams, for an innocent bystander

 

[GeorgPrime]

Hey all!

Observe the two images below and monitor your level of sexual arousal (your penis getting erect) while staring at each image:

A

B

If you were turned on by A but not B, you're straight.
.
If you were turned on by B but not A, you're gay.

If you were turned on by both, you're bisexual.

If you weren't turned on by either, you're asexual.

Are they trying to force the thinking now that blue is a gay color and pink is for man and not for woman?

After 100 woman in my life i finally discovered that iam asexual.

I dont get turned on by colors. I get turned on by hot chicks

*lol*

 

[BluRayHiDef]

Neither.

 

[Pejo]

nice try, OP

Should have used Mai from Blazblue for the blue one.

 

[Macapala]

I tried waking up little Demon but I couldn't even get a half stiffy.

Well that's because you were looking at the pink one mate. Try the blue one.

 

[Mistake]

I got hard seeing the ad on top of the page, it was kitchen stuff, I think I'm pansexual.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

I don't know man, Florida blue is pretty nice, but those pink handcuffs.....

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[Rival]

.

 

[haxan7]

what's my sexuality if i jerk off to bukkake 9 out of 10 times?

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Looking at pink made my brain hurt.