trab pu kcip
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"We call this one the Chief. He's been here since 1968. Never says a word. Never moves a muscle."
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The Simpsons |OT2| It's a pornography thread- We were posting pornography
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Professor Beef
Banned
Announcer 1: Live, from the famous brown sands of Public Beach, Delaware, it's the Grand Nationals of Sand Castle Building preview.
Homer: Ohh, Saturday afternoon TV is so boring.
Announcer 2: Bikini girls...
Homer: Huh?
Announcer 2: Dune buggies...
Homer:Hmm!
Announcer 2: Daredevil surfers...
Homer: [gasps]
Announcer 2: Ordinarily, this beach would be swarming with 'em. But not today, ho ho, no. They've all been cleared out to make way for painstaking sand preparation.
Announcer 1: That's right, Dick. You know, this year, everyone's abuzz about one thing: the absence of Mark Rodkin.
Announcer 2: [looking to his left] Oh, wait. There he is.
Homer: Ohh, Saturday afternoon TV is so boring.
Announcer 2: Bikini girls...
Homer: Huh?
Announcer 2: Dune buggies...
Homer:Hmm!
Announcer 2: Daredevil surfers...
Homer: [gasps]
Announcer 2: Ordinarily, this beach would be swarming with 'em. But not today, ho ho, no. They've all been cleared out to make way for painstaking sand preparation.
Announcer 1: That's right, Dick. You know, this year, everyone's abuzz about one thing: the absence of Mark Rodkin.
Announcer 2: [looking to his left] Oh, wait. There he is.
lunchtoast
Member
Attention, Monstromart shoppers. Just a reminder that we love each and every one of you.
Ah, there's an interesting story behind this nickel. In 1957 I remember it was. I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to three - medium brown.
WOODS
Yeah, like yeah, okay great! Okay, let's just try that again. Okay, come on. (Jimbo starts to leave) Come on, hey, hey hey hey! Hey!! Get over here! (Jimbo comes back to the counter) Okay, now you're you, I'm me.
JIMBO
I'm me?
WOODS
(grabs Jimbo) Hey, don't jerk me around, fella.
I always lose it when Woods tells him to come back.
Ah, there's an interesting story behind this nickel. In 1957 I remember it was. I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to three - medium brown.
WOODS
Yeah, like yeah, okay great! Okay, let's just try that again. Okay, come on. (Jimbo starts to leave) Come on, hey, hey hey hey! Hey!! Get over here! (Jimbo comes back to the counter) Okay, now you're you, I'm me.
JIMBO
I'm me?
WOODS
(grabs Jimbo) Hey, don't jerk me around, fella.
I always lose it when Woods tells him to come back.
Henchmen21
Banned
"You see dimes used to have bees on them. "Give me three bees for a quarter" you'd say. So were was I...Oh yes....So I had a onion tied to my belt. Which was the style at the time"
HisshouBuraiKen
Member
It was NICKELS you idiot, NICKELS.
It's FIVE BEES FOR A QUARTER for god's sake
Your math doesn't even make sense
nnnGHAH
I need a picture of Frank Grimes to properly illustrate my rage
The Real Abed
Perma-Junior
Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as: the process of removing weeds from one's garden.
Homer: It's okay, I'm a teacher
Miss Hoover: I didn't know we could do that
Homer: Look everyone, now that I'm a teacher I've sewn patches on my elbows.
Marge: Homer that's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed jacket, not the other way around. You've ruined a perfectly good jacket.
Homer: Correction, Marge. Two perfectly good jackets.
Homer: It's okay, I'm a teacher
Miss Hoover: I didn't know we could do that
Homer: Look everyone, now that I'm a teacher I've sewn patches on my elbows.
Marge: Homer that's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed jacket, not the other way around. You've ruined a perfectly good jacket.
Homer: Correction, Marge. Two perfectly good jackets.
No, he said, "What's that rattle?"
Henchmen21
Banned
"We can't bust heads like we used to but we have our ways."
Tathanen
Get Inside Her!
Posted this in a couple of other threads but forgot to put it here, silly me.
Hey, I don't recognize this. What's this from?
Homer Badman. He is a wax lips salesman from the candy convention they attend.
British Monsoon
Member
Try our wax lips: the candy of 1000 uses!
Like what?
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
I love you too Pepsi.
British Monsoon
Member
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM5HMMXNCoc
Good god, it even has a Bort licence plate.
One: a humorous substitute for your own lips!
Good god, it even has a Bort licence plate.
One: a humorous substitute for your own lips!
Amazing. Some more shots, including some pictures of the interior, here:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/some-actually-built-the-simpsons-homer-car
Keep going...
British Monsoon
Member
trab pu kcip
Member
Excuse me, but 'proactive' and 'paradigm'? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that. ...I'm fired, aren't I?
Patrick Bateman
Member
peteykirch
Member
trab pu kcip
Member
Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing... block it out!
hahaha. excellent, I could be wrong but I don't think that line has been quoted before, which is quite a surprise around here
Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing... block it out!
Take that, nuclear power plant!
PeakPointMatrix
Member
ClassyPenguin
Banned
Love the hesitance when he is offered cream.
BenjaminBirdie
Banned
It's the all time greatest moment in Simpsons history.
trab pu kcip
Member
That would be 'Aurora Borealis', or 'The finger thing means the taxes'.
ClassyPenguin
Banned
You're both wrong.
Best line is "You'll have to speak up, I am wearing a towel"
Or "Batman's a scientist"
Best line is "You'll have to speak up, I am wearing a towel"
Or "Batman's a scientist"
Rhomega Beta
Member
I prefer the term Spendocrat.
IceDoesntHelp
Banned
I didn't even notice this go into the Community...
trab pu kcip
Member
only I may dance
you don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you, saxxy boy?
this is chinatown!
queen of the harpies! queen of the harpies!
as some of you wags have dubbed me, father goose.
and who could forget dear ratboy
come on people you just can't reduce this to one or two single lines
minor effort
Banned
aah, my glaucoma just got worse