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[West Texas CEO]

Not gonna lie, I kind of feel empathy for the girl since I'm usually on the other side.

I do feel bad for the dude too, though.
At last he didn't lose his cool.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Guys who want to brag that they are fucking a cheerleader.

 

[IDKFA]

She's absolutely getting dick from somewhere else.

 

[BlackTron]

LMFAO she had the nerve to say that she passed the test at the end.

I would have just walked away from her right there

 

[Majormaxxx]

She lies like a 3 year old lol

 

[RJMacready73]

He's punching waaaay outside his league, any wonder she's seeking dick elsewhere, I doubt that big lad has seen his in years

 

[Majormaxxx]

He's punching waaaay outside his league, any wonder she's seeking dick elsewhere, I doubt that big lad has seen his in years

Yes.

But then again...

Yes, he is overweight and he has low self esteem.

But he has potential. Way more than her. Her potential is what you see.

He has a symmetrical face and even fat looks handsome. He's quite a bit taller than her. So her can take a year, lose the weight and gain 10 lbs of muscle and hustle to advance his career/money/power situation. He can leave her league in the dust.

 

[RJMacready73]

Yes.

But then again...

Yes, he is overweight and he has low self esteem.

But he has potential. Way more than her. Her potential is what you see.

He has a symmetrical face and even fat looks handsome. He's quite a bit taller than her. So her can take a year, lose the weight and gain 10 lbs of muscle and hustle to advance his career/money/power situation. He can leave her league in the dust.

All true and hopefully now that he sees her for what she is, dumps her ass and hits the gym, he's got potential but he needs to lay off the super size meals and sort his shit out

 

[Cyberpunkd]

She lies like a 3 year old lol

She is wearing a Pikachu hat.

 

[BigDeadFreak]

Lol, the kid who stays in bed can’t be speaking English.
Only sentence I got in full is “Switch the light out”

In your next lesson of British for Beginners, please see the video below.



They are speaking a language called 'Scotland'. Let me know how you get on.

 

[West Texas CEO]

He's punching waaaay outside his league, any wonder she's seeking dick elsewhere, I doubt that big lad has seen his in years

The truth hurts.

 

[Kenpachii]

He's punching waaaay outside his league, any wonder she's seeking dick elsewhere, I doubt that big lad has seen his in years

Never understood this concept, there is no league lol.

 

[DKehoe]

 

[West Texas CEO]

Never understood this concept, there is no league lol.

I think he's referring to smv.

 

[Hudo]

She's wearing safety goggles, tho.

 

[Boozeroony]

Never understood this concept, there is no league lol.

I bet you're in relegation zone.

 

[Trogdor1123]

wtf? That’s is stupid as hell and entirely unnecessary risk.

 

[ManaByte]

 

[Hero of Spielberg]

 

[Joramun]

WTF

 

[IbizaPocholo]

 

[CGNoire]

Dat shit backfired.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Virgin bro got burned at the end, lol!

 

[Ormberg]

That's the dude that more recently kicked off the "Divorced Dad" series, which is awesome. Here's the first, I think, short:

Spoiler

I can somewhat relate. Though after several years, I was entrusted sole custody of all my three kids.
Sorry being OT.

 

[Toots]

LMFAO she had the nerve to say that she passed the test at the end.

I would have just walked away from her right there

She believes in truth (hers) not facts.

He's punching waaaay outside his league, any wonder she's seeking dick elsewhere, I doubt that big lad has seen his in years

She looks like Sarah Silverman but even more bland (if it is possible), stop simping she isn't worth it.

 

[ManaByte]

 

[RJMacready73]

She believes in truth (hers) not facts.

She looks like Sarah Silverman but even more bland (if it is possible), stop simping she isn't worth it.

she'd be punching dating yours truly but thon guy looks like he eats butter for snacks

 

[AJUMP23]

What are they doing? Why would they do this? What like and subscribes are worth this.

 

[ManaByte]

 

[Toots]

Fat angle shot came a long way since myspace era

 

[ManaByte]

 

[ManaByte]

 

[ManaByte]

 

[ManaByte]

 

[IDKFA]

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Good visual of the Korean war and how MacArthur's invasion saved the battle.

Don't have much to contribute apart from A) that's awesome and B) when you take a 30,000-foot view of it, it doesn't look dissimilar to amoebas (or whatever you call those little guys) fighting on a micro-scale. I'm not even high, but that's tripping me out a bit.

 

[BigDeadFreak]

Don't have much to contribute apart from A) that's awesome and B) when you take a 30,000-foot view of it, it doesn't look dissimilar to amoebas (or whatever you call those little guys) fighting on a micro-scale. I'm not even high, but that's tripping me out a bit.

It's the same basic fight for survival and desire to dominate rivals. We just have ipads and porn.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

How else can they cut the fucking hair? This has to be staged.

 

[Toots]

- What are you pronouns ?
- Cut / Hair

If im ever in that situtation im using this one

 

[CGNoire]

Please for the Love of Everything Holy Tell me that was Fake.

 

[IDKFA]

How else can they cut the fucking hair? This has to be staged.

I think the woman hairdresser is genuine, but the other guys are staged to mock her and show how ridiculous it is.

 

[IDKFA]

Please for the Love of Everything Holy Tell me that was Fake.

Nope.

Not the woman hairdresser anyway.

Hairdresser sparks debate by asking if she can touch customer's hair

A hairdresser has sparked debate after she asked a customer for permission to touch their hair and what pronouns they would like to use.

www.joe.co.uk

Edit.

Sorry. Replied to wrong user. Supposed to be Cyberpunkd

 

[undrtakr900]

I saw this clip on a youTube video criticizing content creators who do "shock content" for views.

Apparently his "sister kiss" video went viral (for some reason), so he tried to replicate its success by doing a "mom kiss" video too.

 

[Hudo]

Good visual of the Korean war and how MacArthur's invasion saved the battle.

MacArthur being a G starting at 0:05

 

[Thick Thighs Save Lives]

 

[ManaByte]

 

[AJUMP23]

Pretty great.

 

[West Texas CEO]

The sister is lying.
She clearly enjoyed it.

 

[IbizaPocholo]

 

[Kilau]

Side note, Twitter is damn near unusable now.