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A few years back I met some girl at the bar. We go back to her place, I stay over for the night yadda yadda yadda next morning as I'm leaving her mom is outside and she asks me if I could fix the lawnmower for her. Fixed it and went on my merry way, patting myself in the back for helping a damsel in distress.

Just an exchange of goods & services, officer.
 

AJUMP23

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A few years back I met some girl at the bar. We go back to her place, I stay over for the night yadda yadda yadda next morning as I'm leaving her mom is outside and she asks me if I could fix the lawnmower for her. Fixed it and went on my merry way, patting myself in the back for helping a damsel in distress.

I had a couple of girls I liked wanted me to help them move. I did it once in college and never got a date out of it. Never did it again.
 
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