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[ManaByte]

Was going to be revealed tomorrow morning. Oops.

 

[ManaByte]

 

[Nobody_Important]

How do teams like the Raiders and the "Commanders" just make the worst possible moves at literally every opportunity?



It's fucking mindboggling.

 

[PaddyOCanager]

 

[LordCBH]

Second dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. Dumbest is the Cleveland Guardians.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Second dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. Dumbest is the Cleveland Guardians.

Completely generic names chosen because they will never offend anyone.

 

[TheGrat1]

Should have been the Washington Warpath. Way more badass, not generic and preserves part of the history.

Dan Snyder has no taste. What a surprise.

 

[Vagswarm]

Second dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. Dumbest is the Cleveland Guardians.

Like the Browns were any better? lol Where are the Reds and Greens? Those are great names.

The new names aren't half bad. Like any of the sports names are that great to begin with. Packers? Lions? People just like to bitch about anything.

 

[Tschumi]

Jesus... They should have called them the Secret Service would be cooler

 

[I collect VHS tapes]

Washington Football Team sounds better

 

[bender]

Washington Football Team sounds better

Shockingly enough, agreed. Leave it to Dan Snyder to not be able to clear the lowest of low bars.

 

[HoodWinked]

Cowboys vs Commanders. that's a winner right there.

 

[DeaDPo0L84]

They deserve this for bending the knee to wokeness.

 

[DragoonKain]

Their mascot

 

[GymWolf]

This is what i show to people who think that woke cunts are a vocal minority without any power...

 

[newtypepilot]

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

Sounds like an XFL name.

 

[Ownage]

Bring out Serpentor!

 

[MidGenRefresh]

 

[Bullet Club]

The Washington Commodore 64s

 

[It's all in the wrist]

Commander of what? The pigs probably mean commander of Indians. Ban this filth.

 

[ManaByte]

 

[strange headache]

 

[AJUMP23]

They should have gone with Bullets.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

FUCK I was just about to post this

 

[ThatStupidLion]

 

[Ribi]

I'm offended it promotes the military and doesn't pay respects to the millions the US have killed in wars.

 

[Insane Metal]

Should've been DICTATORS.

 

[BadBurger]

Uninspired, but at least they finally changed the name.

 

[jason10mm]

I'm offended it promotes the military and doesn't pay respects to the millions the US have killed in wars.

Quite true, in 30 years when the military is back on the John Q. Public shitlist these teams will have to change names again. They should just give them numbers based on a registration list.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Generic af

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Sounds generic, but cant wait for people to try to link Commanders like old US military taking over Natives.

And that tshirt logo looks awful.

 

[Azzurri]

Brown's need to change their name to the Cleveland Steamers.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Sounds generic, but cant wait for people to try to link Commanders like old US military taking over Natives.

And that tshirt logo looks awful.

Already done. I bet you can guess where I got this from

 

[LiquidMetal14]

Who can this trigger or woke?!?!

 

[PaddyOCanager]

Like the Browns were any better? lol Where are the Reds and Greens? Those are great names.

The new names aren't half bad. Like any of the sports names are that great to begin with. Packers? Lions? People just like to bitch about anything.

Hey, leave my Browns out of this. We have enough problems without you throwing shade. They're an old franchise, named after coach Paul Brown - Brown's football team. Browns. Leave us alone.

Also, the Cincinnati Reds exist.......

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Second dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. Dumbest is the Cleveland Guardians.

Guardians is bad too. Although I'd say not as bad as Commanders, since at least they played the safe PR route going from Indians to being protector.

Commander is basically a warlord kind of image. lol

Side note: How does this survive in modern age? Chicago Blackhawks.

 

[Termite]

The worst possible outcome, and they fucked the uniforms up too.

They really would have been far better off remaining as the "football team" with those sick classic unis with the numbers on the helmets.

 

[MadAnon]

The word commander encapsulates elites and their superiority over common folk, especially minorities who had to endure slavery by commanding white class. How is anyone ok with this? Ban this filth!

 

[Nester99]

How do teams like the Raiders and the "Commanders" just make the worst possible moves at literally every opportunity?



It's fucking mindboggling.

Hey at least give the Radiers credit for bailing on Oakland and moving to Vegas to bathe in money. That was a brilliant move. The rest? Ya dumpster fires look more organized.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

If Commanders doesn't work they got a back up name they can unleash a week later.

Washington Tampons.

 

[Kraz]

I didn't make any connection with anything other than American Football reading the title. Thought Commanders sounded better. Like in control of the field rather than bloodied(hurt and fighting on!) which is how I read Redskin when first seeing it.

 

[ManaByte]

Side note: How does this survive in modern age? Chicago Blackhawks.

 

[TheGrat1]

Brown's need to change their name to the Cleveland Steamers.

*OBJ Resigns with Cleveland*

 

[Punished Miku]

Completely generic names chosen because they will never offend anyone.

ComMANders

It's sexist though.

 

[Ryu1999]

Dang, beat me to it!

 

[Alebrije]

Sounds generic...

The W. TROOPERS would have more imoact.

 

[haxan7]

they got the first 4 letters right

 

[MaestroMike]

 

[ClanOfNone]

Came for the Clit Commander and was not disappointed. Good job gaf.