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[Fantasmo]

Okay.. some things in games kinda just make sense even though they don't. Example: Mario eating a mushroom and getting big, Mario throwing a fireball because of a fire flower. Eventually you sort of accept things.

Then there are other games that make you wonder aloud or to yourself in amazement. These games literally make you say "What the heck were they thinking???"

I'll kick it off with Oliems from Tobal 2, the old Squaresoft fighting game for PS1. He's a big rooster, he's muscular, he's stupid looking, and they try to make him tough. I could never take this guy seriously no matter how hard I tried!

Oliems and the boys...

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Oliems after a fight

 

[Soul4ger]

I blame Toriyama.

 

[Funky Papa]

The Cho Aniki series by heaps and bounds. I dare you to find something that makes sense.

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexual-games/10.php
http://www.encyclopedia-obscura.com/gamescho.html

I am importing a copy as soon as I can.

 

[Gattsu25]

Okay.. some things in games kinda just make sense even though they don't. Example: Mario eating a mushroom and getting big, Mario throwing a fireball because of a fire flower. Eventually you sort of accept things.

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[Laurent]

At least the Mario thing isn't gay-like...

 

[Fantasmo]

I was absolutely dumbfounded when I saw that i-mockery report on the Cho Aniki series!

If we were rankng these, it'd probably get #1, however I think it's more fun to just list whatever pops up in your head.

 

[Mermandala]

CAW KA CAW!!!

Do not defame the Punk-Rawk-Cosmic-Chicken-Warrior-Father!

*headbutt - flaps elbows wildly*

CAW KA CAW!!!