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WWF
Al Wilson: Elderly man marries smoking hot Dawn Mrie, whose sole goal is to lure Torrie Wilson to bed. Then she proceeds to kill the guy on their honeymoon by sexing him to death. But not before they get married in the nude. Is there any question why this won the 2003 Gooker Award?
Big Show's Dad Dies: The Big Bossman ruins the Big Show's daddy's funeral by stealing his casket. You can't get much more evil than that.
Hawk Commits Suicide: Road Warrior Hawk becomes a drug addict thanks to LOD newcomer Puke. Hawk decides that life just ain't worth living and climbs the Titantron to throw himself off. Yikes.
The InVasion: The war that fans longed for 20 years finally happens, as WCW invades the WWF - and gets totallyobliterated. The so-called "lost" Gooker 2001 winner, and one of the very few inductions that actually made RD angry! Tons more on this one in the upcoming Death of WCW book.
The Oddities: Sideshow freaks lead to the ring by the Insane Clown Posse. Giant Silva actually became only the world's second worst wrestler, thanks largely to John Tenta's best efforts.
Repo Man: Barry Darsow is back once again, this time as the Repo Man, a thief in the night who made you pay, and pay dearly, for getting in your car payment late.
The Val Venis Castration: Evil Wally Yamaguchi decides to deal with his wife's infidelity the old fashioned way: by chopping off the weiner of her porn star boyfriend!
WrestleMania: The Video Game Video: More fun with Bret, who this time programs videogames by driving a forklift while wearing a tie. I'd try to explain, but I think I'd just wind up getting dizzy and passing out.
WCW
David Arquette, WCW Champion: Vince Russo's idea was to garner mainstream pub by putting the company's top belt on the 1-800-Collect guy. It worked so well that WCW went out of business less than a year later.
Black Scorpion: Evil wrestling magician who tortured Sting with mystical magic powers, like the ability to turn a man into a tiger. It was all worth it for his final appearance, however, when he landed in a space ship. On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the ultimate in stupidity, this scores 178.
Booty Man: Possibly Ed Leslie's most revolting gimmick, as he shook his fanny at women who were paid to swoon. Yikes.
GI Bro: Booker T was just hitting his stride in WCW when he reverted to his first persona in the business, a lame ass military gimmick.
KISS Demon: According to his biography, Kiss and Make Up, Gene Simmons landed a fatty contract from WCW to create a wrestler based on the band. Despite shelling out all that money, WCW never pushed the guy. You know, WCW should have just put all the money in a big metal barrel and burned it in the ring. Or better yet, given it to me.
Monster Truck Sumo Match: Grueling Greco-Roman technical encounter featuring colossal monster trucks battling atop Joe Louis Arena. End came when Hogan knocked his adversary, the Giant, off the roof. Don't worry, he came back in time for the main event of the evening.
The New Breed: Time travelers from the year 2002, when Dusty Rhodes it the president of the USA. Thank God THAT didn't happen.
nWo Nitro: Ever wanted to see how the set of a wrestling show is built? Then this is the show for you! Thrill to Buff Bagwell yelling at the ring crew! Gasp as Scott Norton spends ten minutes trying to knock over the WCW sign with a sledge hammer! And warm your heart as Eric Bischoff sings CHRISTMAS CAROLS! It doesn't get much more bizarre than this!
Oklahoma: Upon entering WCW, Vince Russo and Ed Ferrara's first order of business is not turning the promotion around but rather ridiculing their former boss Jim Ross in an angle that maybe 5 people on the planet got.
WWF
Al Wilson: Elderly man marries smoking hot Dawn Mrie, whose sole goal is to lure Torrie Wilson to bed. Then she proceeds to kill the guy on their honeymoon by sexing him to death. But not before they get married in the nude. Is there any question why this won the 2003 Gooker Award?
Big Show's Dad Dies: The Big Bossman ruins the Big Show's daddy's funeral by stealing his casket. You can't get much more evil than that.
Hawk Commits Suicide: Road Warrior Hawk becomes a drug addict thanks to LOD newcomer Puke. Hawk decides that life just ain't worth living and climbs the Titantron to throw himself off. Yikes.
The InVasion: The war that fans longed for 20 years finally happens, as WCW invades the WWF - and gets totallyobliterated. The so-called "lost" Gooker 2001 winner, and one of the very few inductions that actually made RD angry! Tons more on this one in the upcoming Death of WCW book.
The Oddities: Sideshow freaks lead to the ring by the Insane Clown Posse. Giant Silva actually became only the world's second worst wrestler, thanks largely to John Tenta's best efforts.
Repo Man: Barry Darsow is back once again, this time as the Repo Man, a thief in the night who made you pay, and pay dearly, for getting in your car payment late.
The Val Venis Castration: Evil Wally Yamaguchi decides to deal with his wife's infidelity the old fashioned way: by chopping off the weiner of her porn star boyfriend!
WrestleMania: The Video Game Video: More fun with Bret, who this time programs videogames by driving a forklift while wearing a tie. I'd try to explain, but I think I'd just wind up getting dizzy and passing out.
WCW
David Arquette, WCW Champion: Vince Russo's idea was to garner mainstream pub by putting the company's top belt on the 1-800-Collect guy. It worked so well that WCW went out of business less than a year later.
Black Scorpion: Evil wrestling magician who tortured Sting with mystical magic powers, like the ability to turn a man into a tiger. It was all worth it for his final appearance, however, when he landed in a space ship. On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the ultimate in stupidity, this scores 178.
Booty Man: Possibly Ed Leslie's most revolting gimmick, as he shook his fanny at women who were paid to swoon. Yikes.
GI Bro: Booker T was just hitting his stride in WCW when he reverted to his first persona in the business, a lame ass military gimmick.
KISS Demon: According to his biography, Kiss and Make Up, Gene Simmons landed a fatty contract from WCW to create a wrestler based on the band. Despite shelling out all that money, WCW never pushed the guy. You know, WCW should have just put all the money in a big metal barrel and burned it in the ring. Or better yet, given it to me.
Monster Truck Sumo Match: Grueling Greco-Roman technical encounter featuring colossal monster trucks battling atop Joe Louis Arena. End came when Hogan knocked his adversary, the Giant, off the roof. Don't worry, he came back in time for the main event of the evening.
The New Breed: Time travelers from the year 2002, when Dusty Rhodes it the president of the USA. Thank God THAT didn't happen.
nWo Nitro: Ever wanted to see how the set of a wrestling show is built? Then this is the show for you! Thrill to Buff Bagwell yelling at the ring crew! Gasp as Scott Norton spends ten minutes trying to knock over the WCW sign with a sledge hammer! And warm your heart as Eric Bischoff sings CHRISTMAS CAROLS! It doesn't get much more bizarre than this!
Oklahoma: Upon entering WCW, Vince Russo and Ed Ferrara's first order of business is not turning the promotion around but rather ridiculing their former boss Jim Ross in an angle that maybe 5 people on the planet got.
