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[Radical_3d]

 

[Killer8]

When will Epic Game Store respond with COCKS as the weekly free game?

 

[Success]

Does anybody have the vid to this?

 

[Plies]

When will Epic Game Store respond with COCKS as the weekly free game?

Gay GAF starting to roll in!

 

[Wastelander92]

Even has achievements.

 

[Evolved1]

I'll wait for the DF performance review

Nah... they're waiting for BALLS. Down with the patriarchy.

 

[Soltype]

Does anybody have the vid to this?

 

[Plies]

Even has achievements.

How is this possible?

 

[mitch1971]

They should release fake tit physics as DLC.

 

[Stephen Curry]

Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

 

[Boralf]

 

[Memati187]

60 faps per second

My "hardware" managed 24 only until I had the white screen.

 

[poppabk]

When will Epic Game Store respond with COCKS as the weekly free game?

Steam already has BANANA

 

[Bernardougf]

But for Bernardougf it was a Tuesday

You know when you work making cakes and you get home and say "shit I dont want to see or eat cakes" ... I definitely dont have this problem.

 

[sono]

Steam GOTY

 

[Topher]

You know when you work making cakes and you get home and say "shit I dont want to see or eat cakes" ... I definitely dont have this problem.

You are like Homer in "hell"

 

[The Pleasure]

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

Buy BOOBS - Unlock Nudity $4.99

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Console makers approved their own version too. Here's what it looks like.

 

[Ovek]

Truly what Nvidia 5090 was made for.

 

[TheDuskwalker]

 

[Hashassin]

Meh. I'll wait for the DLC, BUTTS!

 

[Tams]

Stock physics.

Fail.

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

lol the other game they are releasing

 

[RCX]

Cant wait for DF to cover this.

"wheres the ray tracing?!"

 

[Justinus]

 

[calico]

Same gameplay as Black & White

 

[geary]

And that one dude made a thread about how PC has no great exclusives anymore, smh

 

[PlayStaytion]

Maybe. Flip side of it is, where is the line drawn? Censorship is never good.

What if it's a super impactful drama RPG type with tits in it. Part of the story.

No go? Or that's ok? Or make everything PG-13? Where is the line? Same would apply for movies and music lyrics

 

[pachura]

Meh. I'll wait for the DLC, BUTTS!

Back when we still walked on all fours, we always had in front of us… the butt. Then from the time mankind started walking on two legs we stopped having butts stuck in our faces all the time, and in their place, what appeared in front of our faces… were boobs! Women grew larger breasts to take the place of buttocks. The original source of life is the buttocks!… BOOBS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A PALE IMITATION OF THE BUTTOCKS! IF ASKED WHAT YOU'D RATHER HAVE, A COPY OR AN ORIGINAL, NATURALLY, I WOULD CHOOSE THE ORIGINAL!

 

[KemoSabe]

Not available in Germany...

 

[DKehoe]

The game for people who have definitely touched boobs before

 

[Rush2112]

Is there a story campaign?

 

[geary]

Is there a story campaign?

Side quest and collectibles…They double down on the progression path.

 

[Angry_Megalodon]

Waiting for the VR mode and tactile controllers. Some collabs with FFVII and Stellar Blade would be sweet.

 

[hemo memo]

Steam reviews:

Best gaming experience I've had in a long time.

Is it your computer resource eater? YES
Do we need to leave game open 100 hours straight to get achievement? YES
Do we need to slap 1 million times in single session? YES
Does it has any broken achievement? YES
Does it has any achievement behind paywall? YES
Should I leave positive review? NO!

Which is it guys?

 

[protonion]

Fun fact:

Search boobs on the internet and your lifetime is not enough to go through the pictures and videos you will find.

 

[notseqi]

thanks obama

 

[poodaddy]

Back when we still walked on all fours, we always had in front of us… the butt. Then from the time mankind started walking on two legs we stopped having butts stuck in our faces all the time, and in their place, what appeared in front of our faces… were boobs! Women grew larger breasts to take the place of buttocks. The original source of life is the buttocks!… BOOBS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A PALE IMITATION OF THE BUTTOCKS! IF ASKED WHAT YOU'D RATHER HAVE, A COPY OR AN ORIGINAL, NATURALLY, I WOULD CHOOSE THE ORIGINAL!

 

[Cakeboxer]

This item is currently unavailable in your region? WTF? In Germany usually only violence is censored or banned.

 

[notseqi]

This item is currently unavailable in your region? WTF? In Germany usually only violence is censored or banned.

maybe we can be violent to tits

 

[geary]

Do we need to slap 1 million times

Which is it guys?

That's enough for me to give a positive review

 

[CLW]

Guys the Alana's Pearce threads REQUIRE pics

 

[Hashassin]

Back when we still walked on all fours, we always had in front of us… the butt. Then from the time mankind started walking on two legs we stopped having butts stuck in our faces all the time, and in their place, what appeared in front of our faces… were boobs! Women grew larger breasts to take the place of buttocks. The original source of life is the buttocks!… BOOBS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A PALE IMITATION OF THE BUTTOCKS! IF ASKED WHAT YOU'D RATHER HAVE, A COPY OR AN ORIGINAL, NATURALLY, I WOULD CHOOSE THE ORIGINAL!

Amen brother, ay, men. Butt lovers are the real, the true, the ultimate.

 

[lee50_10]

 

[Gonzito]

Do you think downloading the game and practicing could help me improve my real life skills?

 

[Plies]

Guys the Alana's Pearce threads REQUIRE pics

Where did this thread say Alanah Pearce on it?

 

[Lunarorbit]

Do you think downloading the game and practicing could help me improve my real life skills?

Only if you take those skillz out on the streets for some real world testing

 

[hououinkyouma00]

Back when we still walked on all fours, we always had in front of us… the butt. Then from the time mankind started walking on two legs we stopped having butts stuck in our faces all the time, and in their place, what appeared in front of our faces… were boobs! Women grew larger breasts to take the place of buttocks. The original source of life is the buttocks!… BOOBS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A PALE IMITATION OF THE BUTTOCKS! IF ASKED WHAT YOU'D RATHER HAVE, A COPY OR AN ORIGINAL, NATURALLY, I WOULD CHOOSE THE ORIGINAL!

Based Prison School enjoyer

 

[Krathoon]

Yeah. The game was made by these guys.