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[TheMan]

hey kid you lookin for someone to read you bedtime story

I dunno why I find the concept of whores in home alone 2 hilarious but I do

 

[Quasicat]

Nobody remembers that scene, but people flipped out when this one hit Disney+.

 

[NeonGhost]

Yeah so

 

[TheMan]

Nobody remembers that scene, but people flipped out when this one hit Disney+.

Everyone seems to forget that Donald trump was pretty popular before we actually got to know him

 

[Doom85]

Nobody remembers that scene, but people flipped out when this one hit Disney+.

I actually thought for a second on seeing the thread title this was building up to OP calling him a whore until I noticed they said “whores”.

It was always weird how he seemed to look at Kevin confused as he left. One thing for Tim Curry and the staff to find it sus that a kid is checking in alone, but simply asking for instructions in the hotel doesn’t seem that out of the ordinary.

 

[ParaSeoul]

 

[Atrus]

What!? How dare you insult our professional bedtime story readers!

 

[haxan7]

The quality of this thread changed my life. I made an audio recording of me reciting the words from the OP and all the posts before this one and I keep playing it on loop. I just keep finding new meaning after new meaning.

Thank you TheMan for this life affirming experience.

 

[Javthusiast]

I would like it if she read me a bed time story. Could go all night, I mean listen to a book all night.

 

[LiquidMetal14]

Harmless and tasteful shit folks. Let us pray.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Everyone seems to forget that Donald trump was pretty popular before he got into politics.

FTFY. Everyone loved him on that stupid reality show. I saw some Christmas list the other day about the 50 best Christmas movies of the '90s and Home Alone 2 was written as starring Donald Trump even though he's in it for three seconds lmao.

 

[GeekyDad]

Harmless and tasteful shit folks. Let us pray.

 

[jufonuk]

 

[The Cockatrice]

I dont remember how they looked. Send me a pic.

 

[Richard Packer]

I dont remember how they looked. Send me a pic.

 

[The Cockatrice]

A challenging wank.

 

[Kev Kev]

Nobody remembers that scene, but people flipped out when this one hit Disney+.

no, Trump is the whore

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Every movie has whores in it, son. That's the magic of Hollywood--they're all whores.

 

[poppabk]

Everyone seems to forget that Donald trump was pretty popular before we actually got to know him

Yep very popular.


On topic:
The original Miracle on 34th Street has an actress in it that was whored out to bribe NFL players.

 

[ManaByte]

hey kid you lookin for someone to read you bedtime story

I dunno why I find the concept of whores in home alone 2 hilarious but I do

I think you forgot the subtitle was "Lost in New York".

 

[EverydayBeast]

Hom

 

[AJUMP23]

This reminds me of a time when I was in Hot Springs Arkansas with my dad. He went to look at a job offer there and they put us up in a nice hotel. I was 13 and my dad dropped me off at the front and he was going to go park the car. I was standing there holding my Nintendo Power magazines when some 2 women asked me what I was doing, why I was there. I was 6ft tall at 13, so maybe they thought I was older. But they kept asking me all sorts of questions about why I was there, was I alone, and what I was interested in. My dad walked up after a couple of minutes and just goes "what was that about, who are those girls?" I told him I have "no Idea". We checked in and went to the room. It was years later that maybe they were trying to get me to proposition them or something.

 

[AlteredForms]

I would like it if she read me a bed time story. Could go all night, I mean listen to a book all night.

Perhaps she can sing to you instead?