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[Wag]

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/massive-inflatable-chicken-with-orange-hair-taunts-white-house/

Massive, inflatable chicken with orange hair is staring down the White House

Cucked.

 

[MIMIC]

Isn't that the chicken from Japan? 😂

 

[norm9]

Is it considered an assassination if they deflate the chicken? What will baron think?

 

[Lightning_Roller]

It's beautiful.

 

[Akuun]

This chicken has spent more time at the White House this week than the actual president.

 

[kevin1025]

Trojan chicken.

The tweets are coming from inside the chicken.

 

[Aurongel]

Cluck.

 

[ArgyleReptile]

3-D Alt Right Chicken.

 

[GK86]

I want to be in the room when the cheeto finds out about this.

 

[Dyle]

Guys, you can get your own for only about $2,000! What a steal!

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/860806/its-gonna-be-huge-china-factory-hatches-giant-trump-chickens

 

[jon bones]

how long before this insult is thoughtlessly co opted by the internet right wing gamergate guys?

they about to literally cuck themselves 😂

 

[perfectchaos007]

Guys, you can get your own for only about $2,000! What a steal!

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/860806/its-gonna-be-huge-china-factory-hatches-giant-trump-chickens

Trump would be proud of their entrepreneurial spirit and price gauging

 

[Linkark07]

Perfect. This is too awesome.

 

[QuantumZebra]

https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/895358655905792001

More here: https://twitter.com/namenotme/status/895370436468514818

Can we elect chicken balloon Trump instead?

 

[SovanJedi]

Should have been a giant inflatable turd, covered in plastic vomit.

"Ohhh I thought you asked us to send him a giant BIRD dressed like him, our mistake."

 

[Darth Pinche]

LOL! Love it!

But someone on the security detail is getting fired for allowing something like that getting onto the lawn.

 

[LostCaress]

https://www.aliexpress.com/wholesal...id=SB_20170809131422&SearchText=trump+chicken

going to order a few

 

[WedgeX]

Surprisingly large up close.

 

[Marky Mark]

The chicken that started World War 3

This the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with a BUHKAAWWWWWW

 

[kendrid]

But...how?

It is in a huge field between the White House and monument. That chicken has to be huge.

 

[fuzzyset]

If only Trump was at the White House to actually see it...

 

[kendrid]

If only Trump was at the White House to actually see it...

I bet they wouldn't let him look out windows facing that direction.

 

[rtcn63]

I bet they wouldn't let him look out windows facing that direction.

"No Mr. President. That window is actually a mirror, you're just looking at yourself."

Global crisis averted.

 

[Common Knowledge]

Donald Cluck.

Donald Cuck.

 

[Draper]

Cuh Coo Cuh Chaw!

 

[TAJ]

Donald Cuck.

Cuckoos cuck.
Chickens cluck.
Trumps suck.

 

[ChryZ]

OP chickened out to by not using "inflatable Trump cock" in the thread title.

 

[Brazil]

Cuck-a-doodle-doo.

 

[TraBuch]

Surprisingly large up close.

Holy fucking shit. That thing is like half as tall as the Washington Monument and twice as wide.

How long would it take to inflate something that big? Jesus.

 

[Common Knowledge]

Holy fucking shit. That thing is like half as tall as the Washington Monument and twice as wide.

How long would it take to inflate something that big? Jesus.

Pretty sure the perspective is screwing it up haha

 

[LQX]

it even mimics his hand gestures, great attention to detail

It looks terrible up close.

 

[Draper]

Holy fucking shit. That thing is like half as tall as the Washington Monument and twice as wide.

How long would it take to inflate something that big? Jesus.

Are you high?

 

[rtcn63]

Onion headline: Social network followers confused as to why President is standing outside White House, pointing at the sky

 

[WedgeX]

Pretty sure the perspective is screwing it up haha

Yeah...didn't think I had to qualify perspective when posting it haha

It's likely 18-20 feet tall.

 

[cameron]

Holy fucking shit. That thing is like half as tall as the Washington Monument and twice as wide.

How long would it take to inflate something that big? Jesus.

I know you're joking.

 

[Wilsongt]

I am cackling.

 

[TraBuch]

Yeah...didn't think I had to qualify perspective when posting it haha

It's likely 18-20 feet tall.

Dude. The Washington monument is over 500 feet tall. I'm pretty sure that means the chicken is over 250 feet tall.

 

[Dan]

Should have done it while he was in town.

 

[WedgeX]

Dude. The Washington monument is over 500 feet tall. I'm pretty sure that means the chicken is over 250 feet tall.

But I...took the picture...

 

[Draper]

Dude. The Washington monument is over 500 feet tall. I'm pretty sure that means the chicken is over 250 feet tall.

Now you're just trying to save face.

 

[Damaniel]

Cucked.

Clucked.

 

[norm9]

Dude. The Washington monument is over 500 feet tall. I'm pretty sure that means the chicken is over 250 feet tall.

That's one giant chicken.

 

[DonShula]

This the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with a BUHKAAWWWWWW

Yeah this made me smile.

 

[Plum]

Holy fucking shit. That thing is like half as tall as the Washington Monument and twice as wide.

How long would it take to inflate something that big? Jesus.

Dude. The Washington monument is over 500 feet tall. I'm pretty sure that means the chicken is over 250 feet tall.

 

[Spine_Ripper]

Holy fucking shit. That thing is like half as tall as the Washington Monument and twice as wide.

How long would it take to inflate something that big? Jesus.

Oh god if only. It would be the greatest prank of all time if it was Kaiju size

 

[Spoiled Milk]

Holy fucking shit. That thing is like half as tall as the Washington Monument and twice as wide.

How long would it take to inflate something that big? Jesus.

This post's got me fucked up like you wouldn't believe

 

[Skinny Pete]

Hahah this is hilarious. Hoping it's there tomorrow I'll get pics if it is.

 

[bengraven]

Thought this was about the green pigeon from Storks.

 

[Nepenthe]

This the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with a BUHKAAWWWWWW

I've been choking back laughs for awhile now. xDD

In general, I'm amazed to live in a timeline of Russia Watergate, a nuclear North Korea, and a President people constantly clown out like this. The chaos is awe-inspiring.

 

[TraBuch]

But I...took the picture...

Then why are you lying about how tall it is? Unless you're trying to hide something?