Well, let me tell you about the absolute worst, most sickening
nightmare I ever had. This isn't one for the kids. OK, so there's this big
pile of crap, right? It's shaped like a giant tank and it's walking around on
two legs, going on a rampage and stomping on people and houses and stuff. And
this giant turd is carrying the nastiest missiles you ever saw. Like, whenever
it launches one of its turd missiles... whatever it hits - people, trees,
buildings - turns into shit. My home town, my old school, my family, my
girlfriend, old man John... Everything in that turd's path turned into shit.