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[Dunedain_Ranger]

My wife and I got it on amidst all this craziness and she was riding it pretty hard and jumped off and said damnit I dripped it all over the bed..... needless to say we continued after that ..... sorry just trying to lighten the mood

 

[Spaceman292]

'Stop wiping it on the carpet we just had it cleaned.'

 

[Jooxed]

I took out the trash so you don't have to.

 

[neobiz]

"I need to lose some weight!"

opens bag of chips

 

[synchronicity]

"I want a divorce."

 

[ThatStupidLion]

damnit I dripped it all over the bed.....

welp! im aroused now.

Thanks Dunedain_Ranger's wife.

my SO is very vanilla, thankfully she walks around naked/without bra & underwear often, so I can rely on visuals.

 

[Dunedain_Ranger]

"I want a divorce."

Lol shit

 

[Windle Poons]

Thinly veiled 'I got laid' thread.

 

[-YFC-]

No significant other.
/thread

 

[Dunedain_Ranger]

Thinly veiled 'I got laid' thread.

There's no thinly veil I'm straight saying it

 

[Kamina]

"We'll bang, ok?"

 

[eot]

thank you

Spoiler

actually egruntz's girlfriend

 

[All Hail C-Webb]

I can't repeat most of it without sounding like a pervert.

But I love when she tells me something that sounds like bs, but ends up being true.
I also obviously love when she tells me that my advice helped, or that she realizes I was right. She knows she's going to get some after that, so I'm now wondering if she actually means it, or if she's trying to get the D without asking for it.
Damn

 

[plushyp]

I took out the trash so you don't have to.

"But I still see some trash standing in front of me. Just kidding ahahaha..."

Spoiler

 

[DESTROYA]

Stop........it's so big.

 

[HellforLeather]

 

[Coolwhhip]

But why do you want to share this with the internet?

 

[Ikutachi]

What significant other?

 

[and 3 others]

I can't repeat most of it without sounding like a pervert.

But I love when she tells me something that sounds like bs, but ends up being true.
I also obviously love when she tells me that my advice helped, or that she realizes I was right. She knows she's going to get some after that, so I'm now wondering if she actually means it, or if she's trying to get the D without asking for it.
Damn

Super sexy sneaky sluts.

 

[SometimeLaterToday]

 

[King of Foxes]

I'm married to a Russian and well

Spoiler

 

[and 3 others]

I'm married to a Russian and well

Spoiler

This might be peak American, but uh, which one is Russia?

 

[King of Foxes]

This might be peak American, but uh, which one is Russia?

Hentai country

 

[Schrödinger's cat]

My wife can speak fluent French. I don't care what she's saying, but it sounds great.