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[Desmond]

Nikolai Stephanovich Sokolov

 

[Fernando Rocker]

Soda Popinski.

 

[Hieberrr]

Nathan

 

[UFRA]

In order to do this right, we need a pic of you.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

Google+

 

[Budhapalm]

Metta World Peace

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Rex Stetson.

 

[Dina]

Soda Popinski.

Vodka Drunkinski

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Das Arsch

 

[Simon Belmont]

Biff Shitless

 

[Thommunist]

Dimitri.

 

[Amalthea]

Viktor von Eisenfaust
Hugo Punchhardski
Andrej X. Epsilon
Red Rum Rodwain

 

[SoulClap]

Leflaur Leflah Eshkoshka

 

[Count Dookkake]

Danglor

 

[butzopower]

Mario Paint.

 

[rpmurphy]

Rod Mongler

 

[CTID]

Muhammad I'm hard Bruce Lee

 

[hateradio]

I've always like Andrzej, though it's Polish I believe. I used to use it as a username a few years ago.

 

[Simon Belmont]

Chuck Steak

 

[CrunchyFrog]

Fauntleroy Van Pelt, or Johnny Extreme.

Spoiler

this is gaf, did you expect serious answers?

 

[JDAWGZZZ]

CHAD.

 

[ptolemy]

Trent Steel!

 

[Admiral Bone to Pick]

Felix

Andrei/Andrew

Caden

Franz

Leon

 

[PjotrStroganov]

Serious: Bernd

 

[pelicansurf]

Krokodil Rodriguez

 

[DemiMatt]

Magnus Vildstrom!

 

[RedStep]

Laser Texaco

 

[Sleepy]

How about Just A. Name. Avoid the existential dread.

EDIT: Nevermind, there already is one:

https://plus.google.com/112067607046527789171#112067607046527789171/posts

 

[Davidion]

Techno-pop

 

[Jokergrin]

Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo Junior

 

[Chojin]

EDIT: I live in Canada.

Scott

 

[Ragus]

Artem.

 

[Rubezh]

Hans Gruber.

 

[vitaminwateryum]

Batman bin Suparman.

 

[Moppet13]

Rasputin It's a bit of a last name and doesn't have a flattering definition but it sounds hardcore.

 

[G-Fex]

Romanov D. VanBuren

I'm changing my name to something else, video game related but subtle.

 

[Biscuits]

Captain Awesome.

 

[Chao]

Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo

 

[dschalter]

Micheal Huntington.

 

[Nix]

Vladd- Do it and make angry stoic faces occasionally to match.

Gabriel

Moose/Bear/ Anaconda/ Duck

 

[-Babyteks-]

A girl I knew changed her name from Jane Rosie to Rosie Jane.
Ralph looks better (even if it's less German)
A cool German name is Lukas

 

[victreeb3l]

adonis

 

[Retro]

I like STRONG names.

I like German and Russian names.

William (from the German Willhelm), meaning "Valiant Defender." You'll also have the versatility to be Will, Bill, or Liam if you like. You might be able to squeeze Willem out of it.

Having lived with it for the last 29 years, I can assure you that it is quite a nice name. Also hard to make fun of since it doesn't really rhyme with much, though that's going to be less of a problem for you as an adult. Billy and Willy can be a problem, but some people actually like those variations too.

 

[maxxpower]

James Rolfe

 

[Suairyu]

Knew a guy who actually changed his name to Vincent Valentine. I informed him I couldn't be seen with him anymore and haven't spoken to him since.

 

[-Babyteks-]

Vladimir

 

[Professor Beef]

Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo

That's the worst name I ever heard.

 

[RobertM]

I got a good one for ya: Emíl

 

[Tuck]

Just PM a mod.

*Slow clap*

Ralf is a nice name.

 

[cityhunter]

Orion StarBlazer