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[SouthernDragon]

Ralf is not a good name.

Bruce, Chuck, Alexander, Adonis, Charles, and William are strong names.

I should do a list someday.

 

[Washed_Out]

Dirk Diggler

 

[Aika'svyse]

Cuban Pete
Haitian Jack

 

[Angry Fork]

I want to see a 'rate above posters name' thread. And not username but real name so I could see how mine is viewed generally speaking.

 

[Salsa]

you just shouldnt do this OP, its gonna be a fucker to adapt

unless your name is something like Captain Asslovecock or something i see no reason at all to do it

 

[Gr1mLock]

Manley Powers

 

[CaLe]

Olaf.

 

[dejay]

Maxamillian Blaue Zahnbürste III

or

Art Vandelay

(edit) My serious suggestion is actually Maxamillian. I think it's a kick arse name.

 

[Jal]

Bear Grylls

 

[Apath]

VICTOR

 

[revolverjgw]

I like STRONG names. My top choice right now is Ralf.

Everybody will call you Wiggum

Go with Florian

 

[Raistlin]

Maximus Johnson.

Real Story: The lead singer in a band I was in was named Max Johnson ... like that was what it actually stated on his birth certificate.

 

[The Xtortionist]

Thaddeus J. Gamelthort

 

[DiscoJer]

Since this is a gaming forum, how about the German and Russian names from X-com?

German Set
* Christel Berger
Dieter Brehme
Franz Esser
Gerhard Faerber
* Gudrun Geisler
Gunter Gunkel
Hans Hafner
* Helga Heinsch
Jurgen Keller
* Karin Krause
Klaus Mederow
Manfred Meyer
Matthias Richter
Otto Schultz
Rudi Seidler
Siegfried Steinbach
Stefan Ulbricht
* Uta Unger
Werner Vogel
Wolfgang Zander

Russian Set
Anatoly Andianov
Andrei Belov
* Astra Chukarin
Boris Gorokhova
Dmitriy Kolotov
* Galina Korkia
Gennadi Likhachev
Grigoriy Maleev
Igor Mikhailov
Ivan Petrov
Leonid Ragulin
* Lyudmila Romanov
Mikhail Samusenko
Nikolai Scharov
* Olga Shadrin
Sergei Shalimov
* Tatyana Torban
Victor Voronin
Vladimir Yakubik
Yuri Zhdanovich

* Are female

 

[Bradlums]

Carl

 

[nocode]

See all the dumb suggestions in this thread? Yeah, just keep your name, and make it a good one instead of just switching.

 

[daffy]

Pretty sure OP doesn't plan on actually using any of these.

 

[Forkball]

Florian is really nice too.

Yeah, if you're an Elvish princess.

 

[bean breath]

Since when is Ralf the common spelling for Ralph?

 

[Bradlums]

Yeah, if you're an Elvish princess.

Lololololol

 

[Monocle]

Any of these will do:

Damien
Dirk
Dolph
Jules
Leonidas
Maximilian
Michael
Powers
Rip
Rodin
Sigmund
Stefan
Vladimir

Or if you want to be taken seriously:

Dick Ramstrong
Slam Maxwell
Thrust Truman

 

[alternade]

I always wanted to go bye the surname Maxwell Stanton. It sounds so prestigious.

 

[Daigoro]

Odd Haugen

Pretty sure OP doesn't plan on actually using any of these.

nonsense.

 

[How About No]

See all the dumb suggestions in this thread? Yeah, just keep your name, and make it a good one instead of just switching.

And yet they're all still better than Ralph.