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[SpartanN92]

But for sweet Halo 3 clips. I'm a God at the game and it's about time I started making money from it. How much would you all pay?

$5 per month gets you double kills
$15 per month gets you triple kills
$25 per month gets you Overkill's +
Here's a tease

 

[Northeastmonk]

Are you going to quote Boondock Saints in your montages and play songs by Hoobastank? Maybe some Breaking Benjamin while getting a triple kill while riding a ghost? Honestly, there's so much content out there, it never hurts to try.

 

[SpartanN92]

Are you going to quote Boondock Saints in your montages and play songs by Hoobastank? Maybe some Breaking Benjamin while getting a triple kill while riding a ghost? Honestly, there's so much content out there, it never hurts to try.

Only if you sub to the elite "Blow Me...Away" package.

 

[J-Roderton]

Those montages better be totally overproduced! I want ever slow mo, zoom effect in the book.

 

[SpartanN92]

Those montages better be totally overproduced! I want ever slow mo, zoom effect in the book.

A double kill with 5 frag grenades in super slow motion is just as good as a Sniper 4 Shots 4 Kills Overkill Extermination any day of the week.

 

[bucyou]

pretty much my feeling going into it

 

[Mr. PlayStation]

someone fill me in on what's this onlyfans thing, i keep hearing that!

 

[Sub_Level]

someone fill me in on what's this onlyfans thing, i keep hearing that!

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Its a pretty neat development just from a business standpoint.

 

[Mr. PlayStation]

You know how nobody actually pays for porn for like the last 20 years? Well onlyfans was a way for girls to directly sell their own exclusive porn to customers, resulting in a situation where guys are actually paying for porn & girls are able to successfully sell. Its a monthly subscription platform where girls post pics & vids. You subscribe for a monthly price and then they can sell premium pics & videos on top of that. Obviously the really popular girls get their photos & videos leaked offsite. But if there's a low popularity (lets say a hot bartender from your town) or mid popularity girl you like, chances are you have to actually pay money if you wanna see their content.

Its a pretty neat development just from a business standpoint.

So it's like patreon for porn?

 

[Sub_Level]

So it's like patreon for porn?

Yeah thats not a bad way to describe it. After your subscription expires you still keep anything you bought on top of the subscription.

 

[SpartanN92]

So it's like patreon for porn?

This is Halo for Porn.

 

[Kamina]

Post a few pics of your spartans's ass on r/gonewild first and you should have enough advertisement for your onlyfans.

 

[Richard Packer]

Just record yourself riding a sybian while playing. You're welcome.

 

[infinitys_7th]

How much for a teabag?

 

[SpartanN92]

How much for a teabag?

So you want a private 1v1?

 

[deafmedal]

This is Halo for Porn.

Does Craig have an OnlyFans account?

 

[SpartanN92]

Does Craig have an OnlyFans account?

No but the Arbiter used to be a cam girl before he became Fleet Master.

 

[Elcid]

But for sweet Halo 3 clips. I'm a God at the game and it's about time I started making money from it. How much would you all pay?

$5 per month gets you double kills
$15 per month gets you triple kills
$25 per month gets you Overkill's +
Here's a tease

Show me your tits.

 

[SpartanN92]

Show me your tits.

Tastefully Initiated Teabagging or "Tits" for short is part of the Legendary sub for $50 a month.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Tastefully Initiated Teabagging or "Tits" for short is part of the Legendary sub for $50 a month.

There is an appropriate time and place to teabag. One does not just teabag everyone.

 

[SpartanN92]

There is an appropriate time and place to teabag. One does not just teabag everyone.

Examples of appropriate times:

*Assault rifle kill
*Dual Mauler kill
*Needler kill
*When you outnumber the other team

 

[Big-G]

Only if Tea bagging is included in the package

 

[Elcid]

You know how nobody actually pays for porn for like the last 20 years? Well onlyfans was a way for girls to directly sell their own exclusive porn to customers, resulting in a situation where guys are actually paying for porn & girls are able to successfully sell. Its a monthly subscription platform where girls post pics & vids. You subscribe for a monthly price and then they can sell premium pics & videos on top of that. Obviously the really popular girls get their photos & videos leaked offsite. But if there's a low popularity (lets say a hot bartender from your town) or mid popularity girl you like, chances are you have to actually pay money if you wanna see their content.

Its a pretty neat development just from a business standpoint.

Don't pay for anything less than a guaranteed butthole shot though.

 

[Plies]

I'm gonna need to see a little bit of nipple, OP

 

[NecrosaroIII]

The only Gayer who's OnlyFan I'd sign up for is Evilore

 

[GymWolf]

Do you play with your nipples while doing grunts cute voices??! If not that's a deal breaker for me.

 

[SpartanN92]

I'm gonna need to see a little bit of nipple, OP

Do you play with your nipples while doing grunts cute voices??! If not that's a deal breaker for me.

 

[Astral Dog]

No skin no money babe

 

[TaySan]

Do you got a menu, OP?

 

[DESTROYA]

And what does Craig think about this ?

 

[Potato Chip PRO]

$30 and give me killtackulars and open a can of Pringles and shower yourself with them salty chips. Ohhhhhh Yehhhhhh

 

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